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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

8 (40%)

Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

6 (30%)

Generic Lethal injection

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Electroshock

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Life in prison

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Total Members Voted: 20

[WaffleEggnog]

converting souls into pure energy.

Plus we would be able to put "Powered by Elf souls" on stuff, which would be immensly badass.

[darkrider2]

converting souls into pure energy.

Plus we would be able to put "Powered by Elf souls" on stuff, which would be immensly badass.

Not to mention the Made On Mars stickers we could slap on everything. With our cheap test tube child labor and export it all to earth to make an immense profit (before we blow them up).

[Hanslanda]

converting souls into pure energy.

Plus we would be able to put "Powered by Elf souls" on stuff, which would be immensly badass.

Not to mention the Made On Mars stickers we could slap on everything. With our cheap test tube child labor and export it all to earth to make an immense profit (before we blow them up).

Quick, Slowpokez, draw a test-tube photosynthesis dorf baby with two stickers on its back, 'Made on Mars' and 'Powered by Elf Souls'.

[acetech09]

Hey guys - I haven't been able to participate much the last few days - a crunch for deadlines in my work schedule this weekend. I should be back to it soon enough.

[Slayerhero90]

Why don't we make Venus a prison colony! Then we could have Australia Jr.!

[darkrider2]

Why don't we make Venus a prison colony! Then we could have Australia Jr.!

Prison labor is profitable so I'm totally for this.

Test tube babies are pretty good citizens.

So I'd change that from prison camp to more of a POW camp. Although it deeply saddens me that we can't kill all the earthlings, 'tis true, we'll need somewhere to put them after their planet is made uninhabitable.

[Slayerhero90]

Venus is almost as uninhabitable as Australia, so this is a wonderful idea!

[WaffleEggnog]

Why don't we make Venus a prison colony! Then we could have Australia Jr.!

Austrailia won independance though, we dont want that!

[Slayerhero90]

Even if they get independence, we'll still be related to Australia Jr.

[brainfreez]

Venus has 470°temperature points ! that means earthlings will die anyway , i suggest to turn all earthlings into soul energy .

Venus is almost as badass as sun  , i suggest to send earthlings to sun . from now sun will be called "little Japan" .

little Japan has more bonus temperature points .

code names :
earth - terra
moon - luna
Venus - Australia Jr.
sun - little Japan

[Hanslanda]

Venus has 470°temperature points ! that means earthlings will die anyway , i suggest to turn all earthlings into soul energy .

Venus is almost as badass as sun  , i suggest to send earthlings to sun . from now sun will be called "little Japan" .

little Japan has more bonus temperature points .

code names :
earth - terra
moon - luna
Venus - Australia Jr.
sun - little Japan

You... You seriously have the best drugs man.

[brainfreez]

you don't say !

so if we have prisoners sentenced to death , we can send them in absurdly long trip to the little Japan with a robot controlled space ship .

bonus points for sending hackers to the little Japan with robot controlled space ships .

[10ebbor10]

Venus has 470°temperature points ! that means earthlings will die anyway , i suggest to turn all earthlings into soul energy .

Venus is perfectly surviveable. We just need some minor geoengineering to migitate the heating issue, at which point we can estabilish a floating base, allowing us to avoid the gigantic overpressure, the manmelting temperatures and the acidic parts of the athmosphere. Then we add some engines to avoid occasionall storms and we got a functioning Venus base.

[Nyan Thousand]

Another idea: all miscreants are enlisted to Operation OPERATION METEOR (Obscene and Provocative Earth Restructuring Attack That Involves Orbiting Non-nuclear Meteors Evicted Towards the Earth. Obviously. Really.) They could enjoy a first-hand view of the middle finger asteroids. It'll be fun! For us, I mean.

As Minister of Extra Terrestrial Affairs, I think Operation OPERATION METEOR is the key to our success.

[brainfreez]

i think the OPERATION METEOR is a fail .

it would be fun to see how a giant stone middle finger kills your family and all your friends on earth .