I was told to come over here. I know nothing of what's going on.
Ok, I'll try my best to keep it short.
We decide to take over Mars and a few moons.
Soon after that we realise that our plan is somewhat flawed, we're too few people involved in the project and we can't keep up with the work nor expand the population.
Therefore Misko and others start the Bay12 genetic facility were we make testtube-babies(there is an ongoing argument if large stone pot babies would be better), this place is called something like DEEPER(once again I've forgotten what it stands for.)
Hanslanda brings the project back a few steps when he claims ownership of the still not fully evolved ttbs.
Next problem on the list is of course alcohol, this was simply solved by geneticly alter some of the ttbs into huge amoebas that turn rottening corpses into ethanol.
Also around this time we quit arguing about where to point our weapons and settled for Earth.
A few of us branch of and start planning b12s first "hemp-industrie".
Now that we got the essentials down we moved on to things like oxygen and food.
The food issue was fixed by Misko reinventing all animals by mutating ttbs. Here's a prime example of the results we'd be looking at-
Same thing for the oxygen- We simply reinvented plants.
After that it was mostly mindless arguing about jobs, names and rulerships etc.
We had an election-
Our hard efforts didn't matter and
golden-thong-dude El Presidente(DZA) won by one vote.
Shit calmed down and everything went back to normal.
Plz fill in the stuff that I missed, can't be bothered with rereading the whole thread again.