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Labor camp

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List of choices (would you like to be killed by woodchipper, firing squad, gascambers...)

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Choose how to die (with restrictions, or course, no "I want to be nuked in the dining hall")

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Generic Lethal injection

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Total Members Voted: 20

[penguinofhonor]

I was told to come over here. I know nothing of what's going on.

[slowpokez]

I was told to come over here. I know nothing of what's going on.

Ok, I'll try my best to keep it short.
We decide to take over Mars and a few moons.
Soon after that we realise that our plan is somewhat flawed, we're too few people involved in the project and we can't keep up with the work nor expand the population.
Therefore Misko and others start the Bay12 genetic facility were we make testtube-babies(there is an ongoing argument if large stone pot babies would be better), this place is called something like DEEPER(once again I've forgotten what it stands for.)
Hanslanda brings the project back a few steps when he claims ownership of the still not fully evolved ttbs.

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Next problem on the list is of course alcohol, this was simply solved by geneticly alter some of the ttbs into huge amoebas that turn rottening corpses into ethanol.

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Also around this time we quit arguing about where to point our weapons and settled for Earth.
A few of us branch of and start planning b12s first "hemp-industrie". 
Now that we got the essentials down we moved on to things like oxygen and food.
The food issue was fixed by Misko reinventing all animals by mutating ttbs. Here's a prime example of the results we'd be looking at-

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Same thing for the oxygen- We simply reinvented plants.

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After that it was mostly mindless arguing about jobs, names and rulerships etc.
We had an election-

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Our hard efforts didn't matter and golden-thong-dude El Presidente(DZA) won by one vote.
Shit calmed down and everything went back to normal.

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Plz fill in the stuff that I missed, can't be bothered with rereading the whole thread again.

[brainfreez]

you forgot the  crazy rap battles , war against plutonians , planning on most gruesome ways to destroy earth and soul energy .

[slowpokez]

you forgot the  crazy rap battles , war against plutonians , planning on most gruesome ways to destroy earth and soul energy .

The rap-battles I left out on purpose, Pluto isn't even a planet, mentioned Earth and finally I don't believe in the usage of soul-energy(not efficient enough).

[brainfreez]

but we discussed about all of those things .

the question was - what we were discussing not what we learned from the crazy shit .

[slowpokez]

but we discussed about all of those things .

the question was - what we were discussing not what we learned from the crazy shit .

Hey, unless you're gonna pay me I'm gonna do shit my way

[Corai]

but we discussed about all of those things .

the question was - what we were discussing not what we learned from the crazy shit .

Hey, unless you're gonna pay me I'm gonna do shit my way

*Slips a sock into Slowpokez's hand* Just keep doin' what you're doing, and there will be more where that came from...

[slowpokez]

Ok, guys I just have to announce that from now on I work with the kobolds...and don't ask why.

[brainfreez]

we could writte a book called Marry Otter : the mars adventures .
the book should be about a wizard girl that goes to mars to learn in the wizard school . each 3rd page should have deep description about the wonderful life on mars .

re-edit : im gonna slowly poke you to death , slowpokez .

"hey , slowpokez ! where did you get that kobold egg roast ?"

[slowpokez]

You know what Brainfreez? I think you have the best sig-combo ever. Makes more sense then anything else I've ever seen you compose
*slowly hides the roast behind his back*

[brainfreez]

thanks , bro !
i edited the last post because i didn't want to double post and my phone has a limit on how much i can writte .

[slowpokez]

thanks , bro !
i edited the last post because i didn't want to double post and my phone has a limit on how much i can writte .

You can't just edit your posts like that! Now my post makes no sense and I'll have to edit it too
And then your post won't make any sense and...wait...your posts never make any sense...
Case closed.


Edit: I gotta say that your alternative spelling of "write" is amazing.

[brainfreez]

i edited it back .

and i am going to writte  nonsense until my bag of martian poop is empty .

oh Damn , some of you will think the bag of martian poop is a bag of hidden bad stuff (HBS(Brainfreez^TM)) . i don't use drugs , im just a natural comedian . ;(

Damn you grammar police ! im not English , so i am allowed to make mistakes .

[darkrider2]

There were some conversations about centripetal force gravity (spinning space stations) and converting souls into pure energy.

Honestly most of its in a giant haze to me with some key words sticking out.

[Slayerhero90]

This thread is win.