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[Lillipad]

Word of advice; there's always a conspiracy. And it didn't happen in a previous post, it happened in that post off-screen while walking from the Offices of Love to the House of Funkless.

[Araph]

Also, I believe Lillipad already stated that taking the clear and direct course would result in complications.

Now we must all jam around 'till the pieces of this conspiracy mellow out and get the funk together. Gather the pawns 'round the 'fro and let the lovin' words flow, LM.

[stabbymcstabstab]

I think Funkless Two(The friend) might be behind this all... we should look this up.

[exolyx]

I think Funkless Two(The friend) might be behind this all... we should look this up.

Possibly jealousy?

[stabbymcstabstab]

Mabye, but she mighta made it seemed in front of Funkless's Ex's friends that he was cheat on the ex with her. This isn't that uncommon with crazies clingly people.

[LordBucket]

Loudly kiss funkless with moist smooching noises so that friendly can hear it over the phone. Then tell her we're so glad about the breakup so now he's available because there aren't any girls in the way.

Then hang up.

Wait for her to show up.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Hide behind the couch too, shotgun blasts can't get through them.

[Araph]

Loudly kiss funkless with moist smooching noises so that friendly can hear it over the phone. Then tell her we're so glad about the breakup so now he's available because there aren't any girls in the way.

Then hang up.

Wait for her to show up.

Groovy.

[Lillipad]

Case One Part One Continues Continued

Now here we are with ol' Funkless facing a conundrum. You ask, 'Now Funkless, my dear, new friend. How does Friendy know about your breakup?' and he responds with confusion in his voice, "I don't know. I haven't talked to her in over a week." Tsk-tsk, Friendy. Giving away the secret so soon? For shame. The 'fro, in all its divine wisdom borrowed from your own, decides to play chess master.
Bishop to g5. There ain't no time for this foolin' around, Love TKO. Now I know you love drama, but it's time to lay down the Righteous Funk, or I'll be there in a jiffy to smack your Queen upside the head. We both know there are ways to make this juicy without losing productivity, now get to it.
You pop in a cigarette, light up, and take a deep, smooth drag of tobacco to clear your head, and fill your lungs with delicious, delicious cancer. You tell Funkless to come over, loud enough for it to reach the ears of Friendy, and begin making out with the smooth, velvety lips of the side of your hand. You make it nice, loud, and long, and before long, you're hearing Friendy yelling at you, "Get off of him, he's mine!"
As if in clockwork, your signature chuckle escapes you.

[Lillipad]

Case One Part One Interlude

'You want me off him? Come and stop me.' With that said, the 'fro slams the phone onto the receiver, as you finish off the cigarette.

Case One Part Two Start

[SirAaronIII]

This is a very interesting concept.

[stabbymcstabstab]

Wait did our Fro just talk? any way we should get something to defend our selves with like a Cane cause I think Friendly might attempt to F**k us up good.

[Lillipad]

The 'fro is semi-sentient, made possible by the Righteousness of Love.

[LordBucket]

Call up the fiancee. Frantically tell her that funkless is dying and for his last wish he wants to bequeath to her the two million dollars his uncle left him, but that she has to come now.

Confirm that we have the spare wedding ring we always carry with us. There might be two wedding proposals going on soon. Funkless is about to get funky.

[exolyx]

Call up the fiancee. Frantically tell her that funkless is dying and for his last wish he wants to bequeath to her the two million dollars his uncle left him, but that she has to come now.

Confirm that we have the spare wedding ring we always carry with us. There might be two wedding proposals going on soon. Funkless is about to get funky.

This is an amazing idea.