You are the Guru of the Divine; a Master of Love; the Baron of Satisfaction. You, and no one else, possesses the mad love powers to bring together the sweet lambs around you, into one massive, writhing, ocean of dedicated relationships. Doesn't matter how, doesn't matter who's involved. If someone comes to you with a love problem, it's your duty to see to it that they get together through the power of Love. No matter how many double entendres you have to go through, no matter how many cheesy love songs you have to abuse, and no matter how soulful your collection of songs become. You must persevere.
So, Love Master? Some may ask,
What's your name? You chuckle at such foolish queries. You have no name, you're simply known as Love TKO on the streets.
But Love TKO, isn't that a name? They may ask again. Well, children. Names are a complicated issue. One you aren't a part of, because you don't have one. You simply abide by the Powers of Love and Funk.
Well then, Mister Love TKO, what do you look like? Ah, now here we have a valid question. In the world of Yours Truly, image is everything. Unless you're you, in which case all the fashion in the world can't stand up to the 'fro. And that's all the dear viewers need to know about you.
Case One: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
It's midnight. Cold outside. You've got your legs up on the desk, and are about to call it a night, when suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, you see a customer enter. Looks like some guy in his late twenties. Kind of downtrodden. Just your kind of guy. You query,
'Dear customer, what might be the problem?' and he responds,
"Well, I heard you specialize in love. Do you think you have time for me?" You chuckle at the question.
'Of course I specialize in Love. What righteous Funk brought you here tonight, my new, lovelorn friend?' and he takes his time.
"I've been saving up for an engagement ring for months, but my girlfriend dumped me about a week ago because she thought I was cheating on her. And I wasn't, honest! I was just meeting with a friend to get their opinion on what ring I should get her. Can you help me out?" You chuckle in delight. Your first case after inheriting the Power of Love. Not quite so grand as you'd expect, but a case nonetheless.
In the end, it always comes down to the grace of the Almighty Love TKO. Now, what's your first step in this scandalous misunderstanding?
Any suggestion that isn't blatant murder or something that would directly and immediately cause the collapse of the relationship being worked on counts as a valid move. I will only accept between one and four suggestions between update, so it's encouraged to be creative. Bonus points to incorporating funky love songs, soul music, whatever into your suggestion somehow(with a link to the song being incorporated). Even more bonus points for double entendres.
The primary goal of a case is to fix a damaged relationship through the righteous power of Love, coupled with liberal usage of the Mighty 'fro. For the purposes of your posts, the Funktagonist is male, every single race, only picking a specific one for comedic purposes, and looks like the High King of Funkrim.
If you want to collapse a relationship intentionally, I'll allow it, but you'll have to be creative with your attempts, and not directly trying to. So all you evil guys, get those think pans churning.
Most of the action will be in the form of Battles of the Heart in which you weaken the will to avoid the Love of the 'enemy' of the Case. This will be done however you guys feel like it, but physical violence is out of the question in these. You can get mugged, in which case you may lay down the Righteous Fury of L TKO on the assailant.
Well, I can't
exactly blame this on my late-night brain. This was more me just listening to
some generic funk music on a weird schedule. This is going to be kind of a sandbox, and cases will occasionally have side objectives to complete that you can stumble on, or never come across. None of these objective will be planned if they
do show up, so don't worry about seeking them out. If you want a map, then I'll either draw one up, or snag one off of Google, but don't expect anything fancy.
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