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[Broken]

So my quite succesful adventurer, slayer of many and vanquisher of ten megabeast and titans, decided to explre the hills of suffering. I
killed some necromancers in a tower there, then i started to travel back home.
Then some stinking, pink ooze started to rain, and the nightmire began.
I arrived to town and started vomiting over everything. The townsfolk began to vomit as well.
i traveled to the capital, cleaned myself and waited a week, trying to heal. It didn't work, i continue vomiting. I infected the town,
including the human king when i wnt to talk with him.

So: Anyone has some advice about how to heal myself? the sickness seems to persist even after several baths and a lot of waiting, and
everyplace i go ends covered in vomit and with everybody infected. Although now i have infinite self made trhowing ammuninition.

[blarg552]

Goddamnit why am I laughing?

[FingO]

everyplace i go ends covered in vomit and with everybody infected. Although now i have infinite self made trhowing ammuninition.

Why change that? This line sounds like THE BEST ADVENTURER EVER MADE.

[blarg552]

everyplace i go ends covered in vomit and with everybody infected. Although now i have infinite self made trhowing ammuninition.

Why change that? This line sounds like THE BEST ADVENTURER EVER MADE.

Seriously! What beats making every town you go through a chunky slip n' slide?

[Yoink]

Oh man. Sounds like the beginnings of the vomitocalypse!
Drat, that sounded better in my head. Then again, I'm sure McAdventurer's lunch felt better in his stomach...

[Isa]

It seems your adventurer has bulimia.

[Headhanger]

This is amazing.

If only mountainhomes and dark towers were around. You could infect the mountainhomes, retire, start a fortress, and then see if you get waves of puking migrants.

[FingO]

If only mountainhomes and dark towers were around. You could infect the mountainhomes, retire, start a fortress, and then see if you get waves of puking migrants.

My head just exploded. This idea is the definition of awesome.

Somehow related: How is the continuity of this disease? If one town pukes and you retire, is the town still ill when starting a new char? If so, perhaps as a modification of above idea you could try to make a titan vomit, retire and embark near the titan shrine. I have to stress here that some things are more important than a dead titan. I vomiting titan.

[Loud Whispers]

You need to cleanse yourself in deep waters. Or blood, blood works too.

Just make sure you're completely covered, and the vomit cannot reinfect you.

Wait it out.

[Headhanger]

...you could try to make a titan vomit, retire and embark near the titan shrine...

I once had a Forgotten Beast - a towering humanoid composed of vomit. Getting that infected with the continuous vomit would be pretty damned crazy.

You need to cleanse yourself in deep waters. Or blood, blood works too.

Just make sure you're completely covered....

Covering yourself in blood? In Adventure Mode? I am not certain, sir, if that is even possible.

Oh wait...

[blarg552]

Just make sure you're completely covered, and the vomit cannot reinfect you.

I'd just like to point out that the ability to produce sentences like this is why I love DF.

[Broken]

This is amazing.

If only mountainhomes and dark towers were around. You could infect the mountainhomes, retire, start a fortress, and then see if you get waves of puking migrants.

Actually, i modded dwarfes to live in cities. So i totally can to do this.
humm...
But first i am going to infect all the goblin civs. If a manage to infect their leaders, they may appear in fortress mode in a siege  and start
puking, infecting their troops.

[EmperorNuthulu]

"And so one day the mighty hero rode back into town, only to start vomiting. BLARARRH. Soon the towns people took up this new craze of their hero and it totally wasn't because he was cursed by the rain. BLEARRAGH. Yes, that was a holy day, the day of the BLEARRRHEH OH GOD WHY"

[Headhanger]

I don't want to see the combat reports though.

That would be a lot of vomit announcements.

[Crossroads Inc.]

I had this happen to one of my best Forts.
Anyone who remembers Roadtruss will remember the "Flooding of Vomit" infection that caused everyone in the fort to vomit themselves into a stupor.

The only way it was cured was a friend who used DFhack to purge the entire WORLD of the vomit.