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Author Topic: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)  (Read 36520 times)

Caellath

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 32: POISON?!)
« Reply #255 on: October 10, 2012, 09:29:12 pm »
Eisenhard tries to pick up the NINJACAT's scent once again and lockpick the door he disappeared into.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 32: POISON?!)
« Reply #256 on: October 11, 2012, 12:35:18 am »
HUNT ANY ANIMAL WITH WARM BLOOD.  OTHER THAN CATS
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 32: POISON?!)
« Reply #257 on: October 11, 2012, 02:28:05 am »
Hmm. See, I did have a plan.

Head back to old neighbourhood. Search for old house.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 32: POISON?!)
« Reply #258 on: October 15, 2012, 07:08:58 pm »
Quote from: Caellath on October 10, 2012, 09:29:12 pm
Eisenhard tries to pick up the NINJACAT's scent once again and lockpick the door he disappeared into.
Eisenhard lunges towards a door as he suddenly picks up the scent. Carefully inserting his claws, he manages to unlock the door completely silently. Dare he continue? (5)

Quote from: NRDL on October 11, 2012, 12:35:18 am
HUNT ANY ANIMAL WITH WARM BLOOD.  OTHER THAN CATS

A PETA volunteer lunges out of the darkness. "Thou shalt not eat!" He throws a few rocks at you, and then disappears. You are so confused as to what just happen that you delay eating again. YOU ARE VERY HUNGRY! (2)

Quote from: lawastooshort on October 11, 2012, 02:28:05 am
Hmm. See, I did have a plan.

Head back to old neighbourhood. Search for old house.

You go back to the neighborhood where this all started, and look around. A few random houses look nice, but you really have no idea where to start. (3)

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 33: EATING IS BANNED!)
« Reply #259 on: October 15, 2012, 07:24:41 pm »
Eat PETA member.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
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Caellath

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 33: EATING IS BANNED!)
« Reply #260 on: October 15, 2012, 07:27:20 pm »
Eisenhard risks it and enters the door.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 33: EATING IS BANNED!)
« Reply #261 on: October 16, 2012, 02:13:10 am »
Go into first house I find, leaving army of stuffed toys safely outside. Scout it out. What is INSIDE?!
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 33: EATING IS BANNED!)
« Reply #262 on: October 16, 2012, 02:26:09 am »
"...What."

Balakoj had no more words. They were feeding him bread?!

>Stare at monastic bread until it bursts into flames.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 33: EATING IS BANNED!)
« Reply #263 on: October 17, 2012, 04:17:30 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on October 15, 2012, 07:24:41 pm
Eat PETA member.

You lunge at the PETA member before they can escape, and suck them dry. Since you were so hungry it doesn't really help a lot, but you aren't about to starve any more. (4)

Quote from: Caellath on October 15, 2012, 07:27:20 pm
Eisenhard risks it and enters the door.

You enter the door...An AMBUSH is waiting! You quickly dive beneath the table in the center of the room, and then jump out on the other side. Using your fancy kitty karate moves, you knock out every single one of the ninjacats attacking you. You skillfully leave one mostly conscious for questioning, even! (6)

Quote from: lawastooshort on October 16, 2012, 02:13:10 am
Go into first house I find, leaving army of stuffed toys safely outside. Scout it out. What is INSIDE?!

You enter a random house. It appears...some sort of technophille lived here. All around you are computers, looming over you. Not a single speck of dust sits anywhere, ventilation fans keep the area cool and clean. MP3 players, phones, and laptops lie everywhere, just waiting to be used. (6)

Quote from: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 02:26:09 am
"...What."

Balakoj had no more words. They were feeding him bread?!

>Stare at monastic bread until it bursts into flames.

You stare at the bread. It is bread. (3)
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Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on May 09, 2013, 08:38:00 pm
To exist or not exist, that is the query. For whether it is more optimal of the CPU to endure the viruses and spam of outragous fortune, or to something something something.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)
« Reply #264 on: October 17, 2012, 07:22:18 pm »
The white cat strolls around the room, staring at the downed cats. He gave no reason to be hunted or hostilized by such enemies...It makes him wonder what led to such a situation.

Eisenhard questions the conscious cat. He asks why they are trying to kill him and where is NINJACAT.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)
« Reply #265 on: October 18, 2012, 02:05:33 am »
Instruct two ten stuffed toys to position themselves strategically about the lower floor. Then, with my poision pellets at the ready, scout out the upper floor. Is there anyone here? If I do not return in two turns, the stuffed toys are to EXPLODE.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)
« Reply #266 on: October 18, 2012, 05:16:50 am »
"...This is a joke, right? Where do you keep the whiskey and chocolate cake?"
Balakoj grinned at these rascally monks. Just think, bread! Jeez, next they'd be trying to convince him that they were celibate or something equally ridiculous.

"Oh, and when do I begin my training? You know, martial arts and suchlike."

>Laugh off the whole 'bread' thing, request something tastier.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 05:18:59 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)
« Reply #267 on: October 18, 2012, 07:06:13 am »
Sniff PETA member.  There must be more around.  Follow any scent to any warm blooded creature, that is NOT a cat.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)
« Reply #268 on: October 21, 2012, 03:53:04 pm »
If this isn't dead (I really hope it isn't) can I join the waitlist?
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)
« Reply #269 on: October 25, 2012, 09:53:04 am »
Riiiiiise! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!
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