Turn 13Rub that uvula! Hopefully, it also has a gag reflex to it.
Massage it.
Olaf - Roll to Gag [4]Rubbing the uvula (a most necessary uvula, as even a child would know, allowing the sea beast to be the only non-humanoid being in all of Oodge capable of speaking) results in an immediate retching effect, causing Olaf to be spewed forth from the creature's mouth into the water. The creature releases Mason as well, who lands in the water beside Olaf.
Cleave the monster in twain with Malice.
Thanen - Roll to Assail [1]Thanen is unable to get a solid shot in at the creature while it is thrashing about, instead choosing to cling to it for dear life.
Bob leaps from the bridge onto the monster's head and tries to open the beast's mouth using his bare hands, with the intention of freeing Olaf and perhaps even dislocating the creature's jaw.
Bob - Roll to Assail [3]Landing on the side of the beast's face, Bob attempts to pry its jaws apart with brute strength, which seems to have the effect of making it even more pissed off. On the plus side, its enough of a distraction that it grants a
+1 to Mason's subsequent onslaught (depicted below in all its gory detail).
>Follow the goblin to loot his traitorous comrades! For, uh, the greater good or something... Yeah, that's totally what I'll tell 'em.
The goblin, while keen on enacting revenge on his old pals, seems to be completely uninterested in crossing the bridge until the creature has been dealt with. He's shaking from head to toe, the poor thing.
blade in monster brain.
Mason - Roll to Assail [6+1]Climbing up the side and pushing himself off of it in a single fluid motion, Mason catapults himself at the creature, bladed staff raised high. The creature's demise begins with a sickening squelch as the staff makes its mark, followed by silence in the cave as the creature ceases to flail. Its eyes roll back in their sockets, its mouth hangs wide, and thick, blue liquid begins to seep from the wound. The sea beast lands in the water heavily, then sinks out of sight, leaving the adventurers treading water with a feeling of accomplishment, and feelings just a bit ill from the gross blue stuff.
Ardan followed the goblin and asked "Do you think you could convince the others to help get rid of the 'guy in black'?"
"Get rid of? Like killin' him? Kill our boss?" the goblin appears confused. "He's gonna pay us, he says, pay us a lot. He said he'd give us lotsa loot!"
He pauses for a moment, deep in contemplation.
"Then he fed most of us to monsters."
Another pause, gears turning.
"...more loot for us!"
He appears thoroughly satisfied.
Sneebus
legendary trident
legendary spoon
blunt knife
backpack
bedroll
burlap sack
snapped length of rope (30 ft)
rations for 3 days
waterskin
water for 3 days
goblin whistle
Bob
the DREAD DOOM SKULLSPLITTER OF DOOM
goblin corpse
backpack
bedroll
length of rope
4 torches
1 10-ft pole
2 bundle of firewood
rations for 3 days
waterskin
water for 3 days
Mason Joldman
bladed staff
backpack
bedroll
length of rope (40 ft)
4 torches
small map of Oodge
1 bundle of firewood
rations for 3 days
waterskin
water for 3 days
Olaf Yendor
backpack
bedroll
small pick
10-ft Pole
length of rope (40 ft)
hammer
rations for 3 days
waterskin
water for 3 days
2 small ragged shirts
2 pairs of small ragged pants
2 leather belts
goblin whistle
Thanen Olobad
Malice, the two-handed steel axe
backpack
bedroll
2 torches
bundle of firewood
flint and steel
the magic candle
grappling hook
rations for 3 days
waterskin
water for 3 days
Ardan
crossbow
20 bolts
backpack
bedroll
2 torches
length of rope (40 ft)
2 small glass containers
rations for 3 days
waterskin
water for 3 days
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Topic: The Kingdom of Oodge - An RTD Adventure (Turn 13) (Read 15662 times)