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[Spinal_Taper]

What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?

I got Thebrumad, which sounds great. Unfortunately, it translates to Beigedull, which sounds less imposing.
However, the object itself is still bad ass, as it's a steel ring, encrusted with clear tourmaline, encircled with steel, more tourmaline and highwood. Cave spider silk hangs off it.

[Corai]

Use it as a throwing weapon in ADV. mod.

[Loud Whispers]

Recently? Limestone door.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor.

[Corai]

Recently? Limestone door.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor.

FFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU LUCKY. I wish I had artifact doors!

[TopHat]

'This is a large, dwarf bone serrated disk. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone'
It was made by the expedition leader, one of the few last sane dwarfs in a full-blown tantrum spiral (my first)
I like to think of it as her last, desperate, attempt to bring things back into order.
Sadly, it failed.

[ZeroSumHappiness]

Now seek out your fortress with an adventurer and become the macabre thrower of the serrated dwarf bone disk.  *Always* aim for the throat.

[WaffleEggnog]

This is an oakin crossbow, it men...... must i even say more?

I gave it to my legendary marksdwarf and the next siege, he was like a..... a.... a machinegun sniper..... a super-accurate scoped machinegun..... i just cant explain it :p

[Berlioz]

The eaglebone bin worth a quarter million was pretty badass, but my favourite is the steel battle axe in the first year! (melted down a bought anvil for the steel)

[Josephus]

'This is a large, dwarf bone serrated disk. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone'

Man. You need to find that thing in Adventure mode and use it as your main weapon.

[Crossroads Inc.]

My favorite was a Raw Adamtinie Crown that had engraved on it the accession to leadership of our civilizations FIRST king.
Now useful, but badass.

[Felix False]

A wool sock. A palm bracelet. A leather vest. Those are the only artifacts I've gotten in the past five years. Worthless.

[Vinedragon]

An iron breastplate of WAR. Seriously, it was pretty epic. And it was made in the middle of siege.

[Z1000000m]

Recently? Limestone door.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor.

FFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU LUCKY. I wish I had artifact doors!

I'd like a indestructible easy fort entrance as well.
But murphy's law says its still pickable.

[Spish]

In one of the succession forts I was involved with, a steel pick was made during my reign. It was covered in spikes, so it was clearly meant to be used as a weapon. That's gotta be the dwarf equivalent of Excalibur, it's too appropriate.

[ClkWrkJester]

My militia leader was using an artifact steel shield, and then during a horrific siege, someone cranked out an artifact warhammer with the civ's insignia.  The dwarf was promptly named Thor