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Hanslanda

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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2012, 07:37:23 pm »

Most recent artifact: A black bear bone battle axe, menacing with spikes of pig bones and decorated with gems of some sort
Best artifact EVAR: Scornbreed, a raw adamantine mechanism decorated with raw adamantine, worth a couple million. I put five steel and five addy disks in it, and its in the middle of the most used hallway in the fortress. If I ever have a tantrum spiral/berserkdorf/successful siege, someone is getting disassembled.
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #61 on: July 20, 2012, 12:10:47 am »

I just got a wooden figurine of a forest titan killing an elf. If only I could trade it to the elven caravan, an elf being killed by a forest being carved into wood.

I think that titan must have an aura of giving and kindness...
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2012, 03:30:00 pm »

I just got a hematite floodgate named "Viperstalkers" after a hematite mechanism named "The Zealot-Prophecy of Minds" :)

Is that Armoks Voice? He whispers...

"Create. Let them worship. AND RELEASE YOUR FURY WHEN THEY PROVE UNWORTHY!!!

I'm thinking of a doomsday device in my new uber-legendary dining room. Hematite everything means I could do it with Armoks Lifeblood, but a magmasafe artefact floodgate with 140.000ish value (including artefact mechanism) might be put to other uses, or for that matter, release other horrors into my dining hall.
Maybe a fb-trap, that makes them nose around a small corridor and when they get stuck on the floodgate, I close the trap and then release magma in their face + spike them? I haven't built a fb-trap before, so this sounds interesting, too.
Any suggestions?

edit: I also have a copper cabinet, would that work too as a lure? And is [artefact] magma safe?
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2012, 03:44:20 pm »

Best artifact EVAR: Scornbreed, a raw adamantine mechanism decorated with raw adamantine, worth a couple million. I put five steel and five addy disks in it, and its in the middle of the most used hallway in the fortress. If I ever have a tantrum spiral/berserkdorf/successful siege, someone is getting disassembled.
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2012, 03:47:10 pm »

3 artifact weapon racks and an artifact armor stand in the same fortress. That should make it rather easy to appease the nobles.
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2012, 05:36:50 pm »

Pig Iron Door.

Hell. Yes.

Also, three musical instruments :(.

BUT! Two Weapon racks, one of them carved whole from a single red spinel. Also a red pyrope statue, in the tradition of Dwarves making frickin incredible furniture out of a single gem.
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #66 on: July 28, 2012, 05:21:19 pm »

A statue made from gems? Damn, that sounds cool.
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #67 on: July 28, 2012, 06:36:53 pm »


Maybe a fb-trap, that makes them nose around a small corridor and when they get stuck on the floodgate, I close the trap and then release magma in their face + spike them? I haven't built a fb-trap before, so this sounds interesting, too.
Any suggestions?

edit: I also have a copper cabinet, would that work too as a lure? And is [artefact] magma safe?

Artifact Floodgates don't work as artifact doors. They canno't be destroyed but can be deconstructed, thus are useless agains FB.

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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2012, 04:43:22 am »

Artifact Floodgates don't work as artifact doors. They canno't be destroyed but can be deconstructed, thus are useless agains FB.

Thx for clearing that up
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Re: What's the most badass artifact you've gotten recently?
« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2012, 07:16:12 am »

Emerald bed.
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