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Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« on: June 18, 2012, 09:06:43 am »
I just managed to kill the Human Law-Giver, who was an Amphibian Woman Fisherman Vampire.  I can certainly see how being amphibious would help a lot when fishing.  The Human civilization name is The Skinny Empires.  I guess everyone tried to stay thin to look less attractive to their king.  Anyway, I've always wanted to kill a Human ruler who arrived at my fortress in undead or demonic form but was never fast enough to activate anything for the purpose.  They seem to move very quickly.  This time I must have caught her with a raising drawbridge, as she wasn't visible when I went to check the area where I intended to trap her.  I thought she'd gotten through in time, but when the meeting never occurred I checked and she was deceased.  I was so elated that I forgot the Human caravan had arrived and failed to trade with them before they left.  I have erected a slab near the depot, commemorating the deliverance of the Human civilization from the so-called "Slayer of Humans" (actual kills: 372 Humans, 311 Goblins, and 1 Elf) in the year 280.  *grin*
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 09:44:24 am »
Is it appropriate that I read the Title and the first thing I thought is that you built a house and dropped it on her?
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 10:45:23 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 18, 2012, 09:44:24 am
Is it appropriate that I read the Title and the first thing I thought is that you built a house and dropped it on her?

Very much so..
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 11:32:39 am »
Well, truly dropping a house on her would have been more fitting to the title, but a 3x2 drawbridge is probably just as flattening.   :D
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 12:04:41 pm »
Wicked Witch Weight Loss Clinic: we'll make you thinner or double your money back! You'll try it? Great! Now just stand here by this drawbridge while we process your paperwork.
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 01:13:17 pm »
Double blood rainbows all over the cavern roof  :'(
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 05:04:42 pm »
after reading this i built a two storie house and drop it on some poor sod... he lived!!
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2012, 03:29:28 pm »
Quote from: Mudcrab on June 18, 2012, 10:45:23 am
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 18, 2012, 09:44:24 am
Is it appropriate that I read the Title and the first thing I thought is that you built a house and dropped it on her?

Very much so..

In DF though the house would just fall apart though.
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Re: Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2012, 04:02:01 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 18, 2012, 01:13:17 pm
Double blood rainbows all over the cavern roof  :'(

Durrr, so incense.
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