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Dragor23

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Lesbian Horse gives birth
« on: June 17, 2012, 03:01:44 pm »

I just got a foal from two female horses.

Only horses on the map.

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 03:04:23 pm »

Now my donkey just got a foal...

I have only one donkey. Wut?
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 03:06:09 pm »

What Wild Animals are on the map, along with what Tamed Animals? I've heard tell that so long as a male and female of the same type of animal are on the field, their spores will mate and you will reap offspring.
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Dragor23

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 03:07:23 pm »

Like I said...

I have just two horses and one donkey on this map.

They don't appear as wild animals there.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 03:08:24 pm »

Traders bring a horse once?
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 03:11:25 pm »

No, but donkeys.

Would explain the donkey foal.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2012, 03:43:04 pm »

If a male horse showed up at any time on your map, hostile, wild, merchant, tame, hostile or otherwise, there's a chance it could impregnate your horses. Even if a wild horse showed up for just 1 tick, bam, spore pregnation.

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 04:19:04 pm »

If a male horse showed up at any time on your map, hostile, wild, merchant, tame, hostile or otherwise, there's a chance it could impregnate your horses. Even if a wild horse showed up for just 1 tick, bam, spore pregnation.

Man, DEM SPORES.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2012, 04:28:20 pm »

Lurking horse-riding ambushers, maybe?
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2012, 04:54:24 pm »

I'm lesbian and this thread is offensive to me =(
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2012, 04:55:56 pm »

I'm lesbian and this thread is offensive to me =(

Sorry, was not my intention D:
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2012, 04:57:20 pm »

I'm lesbian and this thread is offensive to me =(

How is that even remotely offensive?! Dear God, I hope you're just messing, because there's nothing to be offended about! 

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2012, 05:00:48 pm »

Someone sold you a pregnant horse!

I'm lesbian and this thread is offensive to me =(
I am offensive and this lesbian is thread to me.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2012, 05:24:27 pm »

Check your dwarves if somebody "likes horses". Name him Urist McHands. Profit greatly.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2012, 05:29:20 pm »

Well I'm not a horse. And I was joking about how oversensitive some people are =(
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