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jaxy15

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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2012, 02:50:39 am »

You ask what the weird red things are. It says that they are "crabs", and a common delicacy among the pink giants. What else would you like to ask or talk about?

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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2012, 02:21:47 pm »

Mine for DELICIOUS OIL.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2012, 02:57:06 pm »

Try convincing the fishes to fight the crab with you. If not, threaten them and attempt to enslave them.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2012, 03:00:35 pm »

Try convincing the fishes to fight the crab with you. If not, threaten them and attempt to enslave them.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2012, 03:21:07 pm »

Mine for DELICIOUS OIL.
How? Besides, that would kill you!

Try convincing the fishes to fight the crab with you. If not, threaten them and attempt to enslave them.
Your peaceful attempt fails, but your intimidating attempt sorta succeeds. One of them flees. You gain 9 Sharptooth Sardines! WARNING! Sea boss incoming! You charge at the crab and manage to rip off one of the crab's legs in your assault, but as for your allies, their attacks miss, and 4 of them manage to avoid the crab's attacks. The other 5 die, though. Any other strategies, besides charging?

Crab Health: 7/10

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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2012, 03:23:44 pm »

. Attack from behind, it can't easily hurt you there. Try to push it over.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2012, 04:34:19 pm »

Use the sardines as a diversion while you boldly dart between it's legs and sink one into it's exposed exhaust port!
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2012, 04:41:03 pm »

I suggest boldly going for its weak spot for massive damage.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2012, 05:30:59 pm »

Sardines attack the eyes.

Attack from behind.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2012, 06:05:47 pm »

there is a chink in the armor of a crab below it so attack from behind to try to push it over while the sardines arrack the eyes
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2012, 02:01:59 am »

You order your sardines to attack the eyes, but you lose 3 more, leaving you with 1 sardine. They land a minor injury on the crab, though. (You keep getting bad rolls.) You decide to swiftly attack from behind. Your own assault is countered and you get hurt, but you manage to take another bite. Then you try to push it over. You do it successfully, but the freaking thing can STILL fight. It is very persistent. It kills your last sardine. What now?

Crab Health: 3/10

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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2012, 02:20:03 am »

Kill it, attack the weak spots.

Also, eat the dead sardines.
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2012, 02:36:16 am »

dig in to the soft under belly or a chink in the armor so you can safely eat or kill it from the inside
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2012, 02:44:57 am »

Call upon the wrath of the gods to strike the unholy demon before you (the crab).
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Re: You are a fish
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2012, 03:00:46 am »

Call upon the wrath of the gods to strike the unholy demon before you (the crab).
You try to pray to the gods, but nothing happens.

dig in to the soft under belly or a chink in the armor so you can safely eat or kill it from the inside
You decide to end this struggle once and for all. Using the power of a NATURAL 20, you put the thing out of it's misery. Then you give your sardines and the crab a proper burial. With your teeth.

Defeated the crab! You gain 65 experience! Natural 20 bonus grants you 10 experience!

LEVEL UP! Gained 1 health!

Pick 2 mutations:

Tougher Scales: +3 health.
Smooth Communicator: +1 to recruiting rolls.
Scale Rotation: Needed for a level 3 trait that involves scales and projectiles.


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