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[Skyrunner]

Chopsticks are awesome! Some guy (mid thirties) made a whole bunch of rubber band guns that had clips. 30 bands a go xD

I like fortune cookies when they are uneaten; once they are, I feel slightly missing satisfaction. Maybe if I eat the fortune, too, instead of just the cookie ...

[Moghjubar]

I typically eat the cookie and discard the fortune without even glancing at it.

I shall make my own fortune.

[Remalle]

*ahem*

"Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow."

IN BED

Wait, that didn't even make sense.

[penguinofhonor]

Uh... stop procrastinating with your sex life, I guess?

I've got nothing.

[Lectorog]

Hey guys, have a topic that was hard to find because I spelled "procrastinators" wrong:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=99972.0
I should be reading my textbook right now.

[jester]

I used to live in a house that had a whole heap of joke fortunes up on the wall, my favorite was:
'Confucius say:  If you think we are going to sum up your whole life on this little piece of  paper, you fucking crazy.'

[Tabbyman]

Uh... stop procrastinating with your sex life, I guess?

I've got nothing.

No way man, I intend to break my record of one year, and possibly go for 2 years this time before cracking and going out looking.

Porn is less complicated anyways.

[Hanslanda]

Bwahaha, its been two years for me, and its annoying. Sometimes I want to go looking, most of the time I'm like, "Bad idea, women make me fucking CRAZY." I scare myself when I'm in a relationship. >.<

[Askot Bokbondeler]

that because you guys have been treating them hoes like people!*

[Hanslanda]

Indeed. 'Oh I don't just want sex, I want a relationship with a person.'
Her: 'What the fuck is wrong with you, you sicko?'
Righty then, guess I better put on my bitchslapping gloves.

[Hanslanda]

Lol, right? Its more, 'You're not confidently pursuing me, so you're out of luck.'
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm an introvert. I'll just phone up God or Evolution or whatever and have a stern talk with them about that.

[TheBronzePickle]

Back on topic, that fortune cookie reminds me of my own odd fortune cookie.

'Opportunity is knocking at your door. Answer it tomorrow.'

I think the fortune cookies are trying to tell us something.

[Tabbyman]

Back on topic, that fortune cookie reminds me of my own odd fortune cookie.

'Opportunity is knocking at your door. Answer it tomorrow.'

I think the fortune cookies are trying to tell us something.

Ah, but my fortune cookie wants me to answer the door right now and not keep opportunity waiting. Your fortune cookie seems to prefer to put things off for a day.

[Tabbyman]

that because you guys have been treating them hoes like people!*

Caught me red handed!

Well, being Mr Nice Guy with Miss I Can't Have Just One wasn't a good idea. I actually thought she was sorry and uhhh capable of changing. Oops!

Capable of covering up her actions more easily. That's another thing, if you see red flags don't say anything about them. You'll never catch her red-handed if you let her know what evidence she's leaving behind.

Excessive niceness is a weakness against immoral manipulators.

I'm saving that nice guy BS until I can figure out what kind of woman I'm looking at. (edit for profanity)

PS: I think this is sort of on topic, since the fortune cookie could have been telling me to find a new lady. If it was, it doesn't effing know what it's talking about.

If the fortune cookie were reminding me that I've been meaning to clean my room for ages though, then perhaps it's onto something...

[Lagslayer]

It's like we are all 5 years old again, but with the body and mind of a middle aged madman.