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[Tabbyman]

As I start mowing down on yummy fortune cookie, my joy is lessened by the dreadful accuracy of the assumption implied in its message:

"Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow."

Oh s*** how did they know???

Ahhhhh screw it, I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

[Neonivek]

As I start mowing down on yummy fortune cookie, my joy is lessened by the dreadful accuracy of the assumption implied in its message:

"Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow."

Oh s*** how did they know???

Ahhhhh screw it, I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

I'll get on that... EVENTUALLY!

[Moghjubar]

As I start mowing down on yummy fortune cookie, my joy is lessened by the dreadful accuracy of the assumption implied in its message:

"Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow."

Oh s*** how did they know???

Ahhhhh screw it, I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

I'll get on that... EVENTUALLY!

at some point...

Maybe later... unless its SCIENCE!, for SCIENCE! waits for no man! Or woman! Or women who dress like men!

[kaijyuu]

SCIENCE! waits for no man! Or woman! Or women who dress like men!

Been playing Final Fantasy 5 recently?

[Loud Whispers]

As I start mowing down on yummy fortune cookie, my joy is lessened by the dreadful accuracy of the assumption implied in its message:

"Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow."

Oh s*** how did they know???

Ahhhhh screw it, I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow.

I'll get on that... EVENTUALLY!

at some point...

Maybe later... unless its SCIENCE!, for SCIENCE! waits for no man! Or woman! Or women who dress like men!

So it waits for men that dress like women then?

[Cthulhu]

Chinese Restaurants are bastards.  That's just adding insult to injury.  I hate when you buy a meal for yourself and they give you like five sets of chopsticks and fortune cookies, like they expect a whole family to eat what you just bought.  Thanks a lot, you passive aggressive bastards.  Maybe you can sell me a five gallon tub of ice cream for when I cry on my bathroom floor tonight because a restaurant called me fat.

[penguinofhonor]

I like getting five fortune cookies to myself. They're tasty.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

to be fair, they're probably worried they might offend someone who bought food for their whole family by offering only one set of chopsticks, implying that he\she looks like the sort of person who eats that much much food in one meal

also i love extra chopsticks, chopsticks are awesome to make tabletop siege engines

[Mr. Palau]

also i love extra chopsticks, chopsticks are awesome to make tabletop siege engines

How do you do this? details please.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

take chopsticks, add office tape and rubber bands. repeat until awesome happens

[Moghjubar]

Bring a hook and chain, and launch it to nearby tables to plunder their food.

[Mr. Palau]

Bring a hook and chain, and launch it to nearby tables to plunder their food.

take chopsticks, add office tape and rubber bands. repeat until awesome happens

( I realized this entire conversatoin could be expressed through teh use of emoticons, for example:

also i love extra chopsticks, chopsticks are awesome to make tabletop siege engines

[Loud Whispers]

Meh, I prefer toothpicks. With good toothpicks, you have flexible, strong structures to base your constructs upon. Spinning pentagon toothpick array ftw

[Powder Miner]

Once in fifth grade, I was messing around with a deck of cards and a rubber band, lightly shooting the pencil off of the cards. It had only gone to the edge of my desk up until it much to my surprise shot across the room and broke a person's compass pencil.

[JackOSpades]

"Stop procrastinating - starting tomorrow."

darn, well you know what they say, "Never put off til tomorrow what you can do next week."