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Author Topic: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)  (Read 17184 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2012, 09:49:15 am »
There once was a table♪
And now there is not♪

...You really aren't very good at this non-pillaging thing yet. The table and its contents was pillaged though, along with the chairs.
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2012, 10:03:45 am »
So...we're a petty thief using the guise of a traveling bard?

Me like.

Get out of there.  Skip town if necessary.  How are we carrying furniture around?
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2012, 10:05:50 am »
Quote from: NRDL on June 11, 2012, 10:03:45 am
How are we carrying furniture around? [/b]

I vote for RPG inventory of holding.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2012, 10:06:57 am »
Quote from: NRDL on June 11, 2012, 10:03:45 am
So...we're a petty thief using the guise of a traveling bard?

Me like.

Get out of there.  Skip town if necessary.  How are we carrying furniture around?
No, we're  pirate using the guise of a traveling bard.
THe table is on top of our large PIRATE HAT, and the chairs are on top of that.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2012, 10:09:56 am »
Put down the tables and chairs.  If we're gonna pillage, let's get some valuable stuff.  Here's a..."song":

There once were a few chairs and tables
That left at the drop of a hat
They were found in ye yonder stable
Under the stableboy's cat

...Yeah, this guy needs to work on his performance  :P
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Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2012, 10:11:42 am »
...But we're in an inn. What else is there to pillage?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2012, 10:12:41 am »
Ale, silverware, GOLD? 
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2012, 10:15:14 am »
The Inn is rather empty though. And we have silverware already, its on the table.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2012, 10:16:18 am »
SO TAKE AS MUCH SILVERWARE AS POSSIBLE.

Geez, no wonder this guy isn't a pirate anymore. 
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2012, 10:18:49 am »
There once were a few chairs and tables
That left at the drop of a hat
They were found in ye yonder stable
Under the stableboy's cat

All of the tables and chairs and silverware atop them sitting on your PIRATE HAT, you walk out the hole in the wall you'd made previously with cannons for a dramatic entrance. Now you're in the Port area.
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2012, 10:21:15 am »
Steal a boat.
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2012, 10:21:55 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on June 11, 2012, 10:21:15 am
Steal a boat.
Why would we need two ships?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2012, 10:22:30 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 11, 2012, 10:21:55 am
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on June 11, 2012, 10:21:15 am
Steal a boat.
Why would we need two ships?

So you can sail them really close together and have one foot on each?

Maybe you could steal your own ship as practice?
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2012, 10:23:46 am »
Good enough for me. :)

You attempt to steal a ship, but your large tower of hat-based pillagables gives you away.
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2012, 10:27:16 am »
Spray pirate curses.
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