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Author Topic: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)  (Read 17176 times)

NRDL

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2012, 10:27:45 am »
And the guards do nothing?  Excellent.

Stash the "loot" behind a bush or a tree, somewhere away from the town.  THEN try to steal another ship. 
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2012, 10:27:52 am »
Go back and steal the inn itself
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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2012, 10:30:14 am »
Quote from: Lillipad on June 11, 2012, 10:27:52 am
Go back and steal the inn itself
We are not good enough a multiclassed Pirate yet to steal things that are nailed down.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Bard
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2012, 10:33:43 am »
This game has little to do with bard-ism.  Wanna change the title?

Burn the inn, with a torch, or a match or anything, then get away.  People won't be focusing on the items stolen.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2012, 10:35:57 am »
You walk onto your ship, and dump the tables and chairs and silverware upon it, then have your two remaining mateys move it to a less obvious spot than above deck.

Then, you walk onto the ship next to yours while singing off-key and obtain the title for it the previous owner had left in the captain's quarters.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2012, 10:38:00 am »
Steal the bounty of the Sea! Become a fisharrman.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2012, 10:38:58 am »
This is certainly spiraling out of control.  Time to add to it!

Slice own throat, become psychic ghost-like entity, haunting the port.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2012, 10:42:22 am »
Your sword was stolen by the previous owner of your ship (the first one, not the new one), and you lack the steelen steel to reforge it with, nor do you have a fisharrman to steal from that you can spot.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2012, 10:44:10 am »
Stop railroading me.  I will have my vengeance!

Jump into the water, drown self, and become a sea-wraith.  Like Davy Jones I suppose.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2012, 10:45:07 am »
Fight your urge to commit suicide.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2012, 10:45:30 am »
You jump into the water and end up floating. Yarr pants of captain-saving be having too many piratical air bubbles in them to become a sea-wraith.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2012, 10:47:30 am »
Go to shore, try to strangle someone to death.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2012, 10:50:10 am »
You strangle the nearest bard to attempt to be better at barding. His spirit-bard bonks you in the head with his spirit-lute.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2012, 10:50:26 am »
Play songs at people.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2012, 10:51:55 am »
Engage in a battle with the Ghost Bard on the Astral Plane.  If you win, absorb his soul.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.
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