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Author Topic: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.  (Read 57706 times)

Sirus

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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #300 on: June 20, 2012, 02:38:20 am »

String Theorist Zombie:
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaanes
First one since "grains" that made me chuckle :D
*nerdy high-five*
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #301 on: June 20, 2012, 02:48:31 am »

*gets into anti-pun bunker*
Come right at me bro.
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #302 on: June 20, 2012, 02:59:45 am »

Oh, don't leaf, Miauw.

You've obviously not seen what we do with tree puns.

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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #303 on: June 20, 2012, 03:01:57 am »

This isn't a tree thread though, so miauw can palm down NO! BAD SIRUS!

So any news of more zombie attacks, to get back on topi?
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #304 on: June 20, 2012, 09:51:26 am »

Not really. I think the reporting fad withered away from a dry period.

And yeah, it appears drugs were the root of the problem.
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #305 on: June 20, 2012, 10:11:34 am »

And the Zombie Forenscic cutting up a roadkill/shotgun to the head victim combination:

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #306 on: June 23, 2012, 11:09:28 pm »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/21/charles-baker-got-naked-ate-flesh-of-jeffery-blake_n_1615800.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

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Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend's house, bit a chunk out of a man's arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested.

Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man's face off.

Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend's house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes.

Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake's arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived.

But the violence didn't end there.

Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported.

An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun -- twice -- before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him.
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #307 on: June 24, 2012, 04:09:05 am »

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_archives/zombie-like-palmetto-biting-similar-to-rudy-eugene-miami-attack-on-ronald-poppo-leaves-man-wounded

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When the Manatee County Sheriff's Office described the bite as a "chunk of meat" out of Blake's arm, the story quickly appeared throughout the internet.

In reality, Blake ended up with a bruised bicep with a minor puncture wound.

Sensationalism, thy name is internet journalism.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Miami:

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North Miami Beach Police said De Leon slammed his head repeatedly against the plexiglass of a police car and told the officer “I’m going to eat you.” While being treated for his self-inflicted abrasions, De Leon began to act like an animal and “launched to bite” an officer closest to him, an incident report said.

“Brandon growled and opened and closed his jaw, slamming his teeth like an animal would,” the report said. He also barked and growled inside of a cell.

In bond court De Leon told the judge he did not remember the incident.

"If I can say something your honor, I have no recollection of anything that happened that night," he said.

For a bit of happier news, the interested may appreciate knowing that Mr. Poppo, victim of the attack that started this thread, is making an optimistic recovery.  Optimistic as possible, anyway.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/12/v-fullstory/2845353/update-on-homeless-man-attacked.html

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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #309 on: June 27, 2012, 09:56:18 pm »

Evidently, its reefer madness too!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #310 on: June 27, 2012, 10:32:52 pm »

*gets into anti-pun bunker*
Come right at me bro.

You mean the pun-ker?

Sorry.
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #311 on: June 28, 2012, 02:24:57 am »

Evidently, its reefer madness too!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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...Marijuana spiced with what exactly?
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #312 on: June 28, 2012, 02:25:52 am »

The Joker's laughing gas.
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #313 on: June 28, 2012, 03:51:59 am »

So... this is happening just as the legalization movement seemed to be gaining some real momentum.
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Re: Zombie thread: Mah zambah barg bra!nz haarh.
« Reply #314 on: June 28, 2012, 04:31:27 am »

If by "just as" you mean "in the general area of 5 years", yup. Doubt it's any kind of conspiracy. As been said before, these kind of things happen all the time, it's just gained a lot of recognition lately because of the ZOMBIES!!! bandwagon. This last person was probably just some poor insane person who happened to be on marijuana at the same time he had a crazy break. Insane people can smoke too :P
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