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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oh, and there was a fake zombie attack in which the perpetrator was almost shot. I'll be honest, if someone comes shambling down the street at me and appears to be a zombie, I couldn't make any distinction that would tell me they are not a zombie, and I have a gun, I very well might shoot them if I couldn't run. No way I'm becoming Incompetent Horror Movie Victim.

Here's the making of if you are interested

[scriver]

...Zombies don't exist, MSH. That would be murder.

[Sirus]

Even if zombies do not exist (for the sake of an argument, let's say we know beyond all reasonable doubt that they do not)...what would your first reaction be if a complete stranger came running at you, growling incoherently with blood dripping from his mouth? That's when the good-old fight-or-flight response kicks in. Dude could be high on all sorts of drugs, or so insane that you can't simply talk to him.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

...Zombies don't exist, MSH. That would be murder.

I know full well that zombies don't exist. This is about fake zombie attacks in Flordia. Reduce how seriously you are taking my commentary.

[ChairmanPoo]

Speak for yourself! I once met a zombie!

[Whitefoxsniper]

Speak for yourself! I once met a zombie!

Was he a nice guy? I've noticed that zombies are prone to ignoring personal space.

[MaximumZero]

Even if zombies do not exist (for the sake of an argument, let's say we know beyond all reasonable doubt that they do not)...what would your first reaction be if a complete stranger came running at you, growling incoherently with blood dripping from his mouth? That's when the good-old fight-or-flight response kicks in. Dude could be high on all sorts of drugs, or so insane that you can't simply talk to him.

The only logical response would be to turn into Batman.

[kaijyuu]

Isn't that the logical response to everything, ever?

[MaximumZero]

Isn't that the logical response to everything, ever?

No. Sometimes I turn into Richard Dawkins, sometimes I turn into Abraham Lincoln, and sometimes I turn into Miyamoto Musashi and/or Bruce Lee.

[werty892]

Great, so it's not just zombies, it's not just drug-addled zombies, it's Satanic drug-addled zombies.
When did the world turn into a 1960's horror-exploitation film? And why aren't there more scantily-clad blonde bombshells walking around, if that's the case?

Sigged

Edit:But besides the sigging, CDC denied it, time to grab a p90, trailer truck, and 3 weeks worth of food and water.  Also, after 2 or so years, everyone would be screwed anyways. Nuclear energy plants start melting down, radiation anyone?

[Sirus]

Even if zombies do not exist (for the sake of an argument, let's say we know beyond all reasonable doubt that they do not)...what would your first reaction be if a complete stranger came running at you, growling incoherently with blood dripping from his mouth? That's when the good-old fight-or-flight response kicks in. Dude could be high on all sorts of drugs, or so insane that you can't simply talk to him.

The only logical response would be to turn into Batman.

Isn't that the logical response to everything, ever?

Dr. McNinja demonstrates why that isn't always a good idea.

[Aqizzar]

Just heard about another "attack" in (or around) Sherman, Texas this weekend.  Apparently Sherman is so podunk it doesn't get outside news coverage, but it was on the local affiliate news on Monday.

A guy walked up to a couple police officers outside the county jail, they asked him what he was doing, and he proceeded to bite one of them in the arm and start gnawing on them until detained.  The affiliate stringer said it was related to some police report of a new drug with the street name "Bath Salts", but you can take Bumfuck TX news affiliate reports on drugs as far as you want.  Sounds like LSD to me.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I've never heard of LSD causing violence before.

[Reudh]

Wikipedia says that 'Bath salts' means mephedrone, methylone, and MPDV.

[Scelly9]

Wikipedia says that 'Bath salts' means mephedrone, methylone, and MPDV.

Bath salts can mean anything that pretends to be bath salts to get past the cops.