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CyberUrist

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Party with 105 so dwarves
« on: May 24, 2012, 08:10:27 pm »


              The Mad Party begins.

Wow, one of my dwarves is now throwing a party- WITH 105 DWARVES!!

They are shuffling around like mad, and apparently a surgeon is actually TRAPPED.
Screw work.
Oh, might I add, one of my dwarves GAVE BIRTH while PARTYING? It then said 'Oh, I can't attend the party for a few seconds, I have to find the baby I just gave birth to.' The name of the baby is Vucar Apexshot.
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2012, 08:16:15 pm »

awesome party, you tha boss man
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2012, 08:39:45 pm »

Toady has agreed that dwarven parties are apparently very boring.  They mostly just stand about.  No one brings booze, or food, or any entertainment.  They just stand around in the dining hall, sometimes standing on the tables.

The best part about dwarven parties, is that they're a type of job, almost.  They'll actually interrupt their party time in order to go eat, and then resume party.  You can actually get dwarves who go On Break from a party and finish their break to resume the party.

Truly a strange event if ever there was one.

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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2012, 08:41:12 pm »

And, despite doing nothing but standing around staring at each other, they gain social skills.
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2012, 09:58:43 pm »

You might want to either make a larger entranceway or more entrances so that it's easier for dwarves to get in and out of there.  For corridors I'd suggest making them at least 3 wide, but for rooms it depends on how many are likely to be simultaneously entering and exiting it.  Dwarves move more slowly if they have to path through each other.
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 10:19:42 pm »

My corridors are five wide these days, and I have multiple entrances to the dining hall so nobody gets freaked out by someone coming in when they're going out. I secretly hope it helps pathing.
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2012, 11:15:04 am »

Which brings me to a question I've never seen answered in a satisfactory manner yet.  When dwarves throw a drunken party, who do they toss? (not UK meaning of toss, that's a TOTALLY different thread)
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2012, 12:41:40 pm »

Dorfs don't have parties.  Beards have parties and the dorfs are just along for the ride.  What a dwarven beard does to party is a mystery known only to Armok.

You have a lot of dorfs with nothing to do standing around in a very small meeting space.  That's pretty much guaranteed someone is going to throw a party.  Although it is impressive how many you got partying at once...

If you'd prefer they didn't faff off quite as much, and instead did whatever it is that you have them assigned to do, make a much larger meeting area.  They will tend to spread out more, which makes for less socializing and less chances of parties.  I usually make my meeting areas at least 30x30.

The other thing to do is keep the little buggers busy!  Get them all to hauling if nothing else.  Get miners mining just for stone to be hauled.  Make masons build blocks on repeat.  Set up smelters.  Keep food and booze production going.  Constantly make rock crafts.  Give 'em enough stuff to do and they won't socialize as much either.

Highly-socialized dorfs aren't necessarily a bad thing -- until a couple die of natural causes.  (Natural causes for a dorf include things like being pincushioned by arrows, taking a goblin spear to the face, falling off cliffs or stairs, many forms of magma, rotting from the inside out from a forgotten beast attack, drowning in a foot of water, etc, etc)  If everyone is friends with everyone else, you're just asking for a tantrum spiral at the slightest provocation.

Of course, that could be something to look forward to.
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2012, 01:07:14 pm »

This kinda makes me want to make a fort whose sole reason of existing is throwing the wildest parties ever
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2012, 01:47:41 pm »

Look on the bright side: After the eventual tantrum spiral, you''ll have a bunch of dead-inside dwarves who just don't care about anything anymore.  :D
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2012, 03:02:53 pm »

Toady has agreed that dwarven parties are apparently very boring.  They mostly just stand about.  No one brings booze, or food, or any entertainment.  They just stand around in the dining hall, sometimes standing on the tables.

The best part about dwarven parties, is that they're a type of job, almost.  They'll actually interrupt their party time in order to go eat, and then resume party.  You can actually get dwarves who go On Break from a party and finish their break to resume the party.

Truly a strange event if ever there was one.

That pretty much sums up the reality of parties, if you ask me..  Toady 1: Other simulators 0
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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2012, 10:12:49 am »

Rock instruments. Just saying.

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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2012, 11:31:46 am »

In the future Dwarves should be able to party too hard and do something stupid. It would add flavor if you occasionally had dwarves spending  few days in jail for getting drunk and running around naked.

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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2012, 11:47:41 am »

Dunno, sounds more like being elected to mayor than being imprisoned.

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Re: Party with 105 so dwarves
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2012, 01:26:41 pm »

Rock instruments. Just saying.
I know "rock" refers to stone-crafted instruments, but this just made me picture a dwarven band, loaded up with electric guitars and the like.

"Far away
In a land caught between Time and space,
Where the books of life lay.
We fear
This castle of stone,
The mountain king roams
All alone in here...
But he's not the only one!
Lost inside
Forever! Hidden from the sun.
*wordless chanting and stomping of feet*
MADNESS REIGNS!
In the Hall of the Mountain King!
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