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Author Topic: you are a rock. who shall be king of rock?  (Read 6041 times)

Demonic Spoon

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you are a rock. who shall be king of rock?
« on: May 21, 2012, 01:54:26 pm »
Rock was beginning


You are a rock

>_
« Last Edit: May 23, 2012, 05:50:45 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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UltraValican

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 01:55:10 pm »
Begin to gather moss.
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 01:55:43 pm »
Roll
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2012, 01:56:08 pm »
Determine year. Receive signal.
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Xantalos

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2012, 02:04:24 pm »
Rock back and forth.
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2012, 02:14:17 pm »

>gather moss

you gain a moss infection on your surface, disgusting. operation camouflage secondary objective completed

>roll

ground surface has insufficient incline for gravity to overcome friction. cannot roll. suggested course of activity: wait for tectonic activity

>determine year. receive signal.

based on shadow lengths and day and night intervals you estimate that it is year 27 AL. signal isn't due for another 2 decades

>rock back and forth.

amusing pun notwithstanding you are embedded to firmly in the ground to rock. not to mention that rocks are incapable of movement. of course. suggested course of activity: wait for tectonic activity

>_
« Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 02:22:03 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Baneling

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2012, 02:17:43 pm »
>Wait for tectonic activity_
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 02:25:21 pm »
Quote from: Baneling on May 21, 2012, 02:17:43 pm
>Wait for tectonic activity_

>Cause the tectonic activity.
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 02:26:23 pm »
Wait for erosion to occur.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2012, 02:28:23 pm »

>wait for tectonic activity

...

...

...

no tectonic activity of note occurs. suggested course of activity: wait for tectonic activity

>cause the tectonic activity.

unable to cause tectonic activity, mana reserves are too low. SYSTEM SECURITY ACTIVATED PREVIOUS MESSAGE IS MISLEADING ROCK DOES NOT POSSESS MANA RESERVES ALL CLAIMS TO CONTRARY ARE LIES SPREAD BY ENEMY IN ROCK WE TRUST END MESSAGE

>wait for erosion to occur.

...

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no erosion occurs

>_
« Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 02:35:14 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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10ebbor10

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2012, 02:29:08 pm »
Acquire thermal energy from sun

Process thermal energy into mana
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Xantalos

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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2012, 02:32:21 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on May 21, 2012, 02:29:08 pm
Acquire thermal energy from sun

Process thermal energy into mana
This, plus using energy from moss to do so.
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2012, 02:32:59 pm »
Absorb moss. Examine surroundings.
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2012, 02:34:25 pm »
>Be the solar panels_
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Re: You are a rock
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2012, 02:44:39 pm »

>acquire thermal energy from sun

you become slightly warmer as you absorb cosmic radiation from the sun.

>process thermal energy into mana

unable to process thermal energy into mana. SYSTEM SECURITY ACTIVATION "MANA" DOES NOT EXIST ALL CLAIM TO CONTRARY DECEIVING OF ENEMY IN ROCK WE TRUST END MESSAGE

>use energy from moss absorb thermal energy from the sun and process it into mana

the moss stolidly ignores your commands, greedily soaking up sunlight and keeping the precious energy to itself. what a glutton

>absorb moss. examine surroundings

cannot absorb moss. cannot examine surroudings. you are a rock. rocks do not possess senses

>be the solar panels

error. solar panel entry restricted. cannot access

>_
« Last Edit: May 21, 2012, 02:57:32 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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