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Author Topic: you are a rock. who shall be king of rock?  (Read 6031 times)

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2012, 04:36:32 pm »
>reflect solar rays. sparkle like gem

light manipulation ability activated. you "sparkle" like a "gem" or "crystal". for certain definitions of sparkle



FOCUSING ARRAY HAS OVERHEATED

the wild rock gatherer is blinded by the ray of focused sunlight and stumbles around randomly!

>insult rock gatherer's lack of intelligence

you say something marvellously witty about how imbecilic the rock gatherer is. he is too distracted by the pain from his eyes to notice. cretin

>_
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2012, 05:12:47 pm »


he's slow. but he gets there eventually

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2012, 05:16:15 pm »
Qucikly, abosrb light
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
you can't just go up to people and get laid.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2012, 05:25:37 pm »


the rock gatherer blindly stumbles a bit closer to you

>absorb light

you grow ever so slightly warmer as you absorb the rays of the sun

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2012, 05:50:00 pm »
keep absorbing and sparkling until the rock gatherer goes away!
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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2012, 06:03:58 pm »
Quote from: raptorfangamer on May 21, 2012, 05:50:00 pm
keep absorbing and sparkling until the rock gatherer goes away!
No keep abosrbing and charge your sparkle power to the max! Then unleash it on the helpless rock gatherer.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
you can't just go up to people and get laid.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2012, 06:06:25 pm »


the rock gatherer seems to have recovered from his blindness. he also seems to have spotted you. he moves closer

>absorb light and "sparkle"

you absorb some more sunlight. it has no noticeable effect. cannot "sparkle". focusing array has overheated. requires one tenth of a planetary rotation cooldown before it can be used again

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Aklyon

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2012, 06:12:16 pm »
Grow warmer
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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2012, 06:18:22 pm »
Can we get commands that aren't just variations of grow warmer/absorb light? >.> Admittedly we're a rock but still. Think outside the box people. I don't guarantee that it'll work but it should make for a more amusing game.
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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2012, 06:18:59 pm »
Ask planet to throw us at the rock collector.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2012, 06:23:17 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on May 21, 2012, 06:18:59 pm
Ask planet to throw us at the rock collector.
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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2012, 06:24:13 pm »
Become covered with moss, so the rock gatherer can not see you with his very bad eyes.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2012, 06:27:38 pm »
Trip rock collector.
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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2012, 07:08:30 pm »
>ask planet to throw us at the rock collector

"hey there my main rockbrah! could you do me a huge favour and like throw me at that gatherer there? he's like totally messing with my groove rockbrah"

"THROW YOUR OWN DAMN SELF"

"aw c'mon rockbrah! cut me some slack here! we're all rocks, in this together against the evil gatherers! how'd you feel if one of them came to 'collect' you eh? help a rockbrother out!"

"UGH FINE I'LL HELP JUST SHUT UP ALREADY"

man. planetrock is always so grouchy





he never knew what hit him

>become covered with moss



he'll never spot you now!


that poor rock. may rock have rock mercy upon him. the gatherer stores him with his other prisoners in the basket on his back. may your sacrifice not be in vain rockbrother!

>trip rock collector



the rock gatherer fell over your cunning trap!

>_
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: You are a rock. All similiarities to plague doctors are purely cioncidental
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2012, 07:11:56 pm »
Now, release all of the thermal energy, roasting him!
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