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[HmH]

Try to fuse the souls again. I'm close, I can feel it!

[Spinal_Taper]

Head back to base, hauling the crab bits with me.
Butcher the crab, then drain life from the trees.

[Caellath]

Rhedarios sighs after his efforts kind of pay off. He feels he needs to rest a little lest he ends up with a major headache and failing his next attempt at magic. He sighs and looks at Rachel.
"Hmm...Yes?"

Rest for a while while reading Greg's Anatomy book (to try restoration magic yet again soon, not now though).

[IronyOwl]

Head back to base, hauling the crab bits with me.

"Base" as in the cluster of teammates next to a cave? You were never that far off, if you're wondering.

[Nirur Torir]

Rest for a while (to try restoration magic yet again soon; not now though).

((You could loot my book that your character might or might not have heard mine muttering about. I am nearly 9.67% certain that reading an anatomy book would help with your exploding magic problem.))

Have traumatic dreams about everyone everywhere laughing at how utterly pathetic I am.

[Caellath]

((How much time do I need to rest to get rid from the "exhausted" state? Can I read while I do that?))

[IronyOwl]

((How much time do I need to rest to get rid from the "exhausted" state? Can I read while I do that?))

Depends. Probably not long, and probably yes.

[Draignean]

Oh good, that seemed to have worked quite well. Damnation be damned.

Poor fellow probably needed to be in the water to get the full benefit of the fusion...

Roll Lamar the firemage into the water, make sure he can breathe. Consult my book more leisurely about human-plant hybrids. Look for means of healing such a creature.

[Caellath]

((@Draignean: Huh...I have the impression you'll drown him. Oh wait. He's basically dead already. Move on, at least he'll be a wet kelp.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Absorb nutrients through my new kelp-like hybridized appendages.

((my routers gonna be off until my internet resets so irony may have to autopilot me, hopefully back to some semblance of surviving.))

[Draignean]

((my routers gonna be off until my internet resets so irony may have to autopilot me, hopefully back to some semblance of surviving.))

((Don't worry, I'm rooting for you. *rimshot*

Honestly though, half plant fire mage will be a... unique combination. Perhaps your mask will prevent you from lighting yourself on fire.))

[IronyOwl]

Prologue: Pining for the Fjords

Try to fuse the souls again. I'm close, I can feel it!

[4+2-2] You gently mold Lamar's soul with that of the seaweed... stuff. He now looks a bit calmer as he slowly transforms into an unholy amalgamation of plant and man.

+1 Necromancy

Head back to base, hauling the crab bits with me.
Butcher the crab, then drain life from the trees.

[6] You get a bit overenthusiastic. Surely dessicated crab powder is useful for something.

There aren't really any trees right near you, being a beach and all. There's probably some not too far inland, though.

Rhedarios sighs after his efforts kind of pay off. He feels he needs to rest a little lest he ends up with a major headache and failing his next attempt at magic. He sighs and looks at Rachel.
"Hmm...Yes?"

Rest for a while while reading Greg's Anatomy book (to try restoration magic yet again soon, not now though).

[2] The book seems a bit dense, so you mainly stare at the diagrams without learning anything.

[5] You feel revitalized!

Rest for a while (to try restoration magic yet again soon; not now though).

((You could loot my book that your character might or might not have heard mine muttering about. I am nearly 9.67% certain that reading an anatomy book would help with your exploding magic problem.))

Have traumatic dreams about everyone everywhere laughing at how utterly pathetic I am.

[3] You dream about your friends laughing at you. Wait, do these people count as friends? They're more like partners in crime by this point.

[4] You feel a bit better.

+2 HP

Oh good, that seemed to have worked quite well. Damnation be damned.

Poor fellow probably needed to be in the water to get the full benefit of the fusion...

Roll Lamar the firemage into the water, make sure he can breathe. Consult my book more leisurely about human-plant hybrids. Look for means of healing such a creature.

[5] You expertly roll Lamar into the shallow water, ensuring water washes over his plant parts while not washing over his breathing holes. It's hard to tell if it's helping.

[3] You manage to get your book to a section on unnatural abominations, where it mainly just notes that whatever was used to create a crime against nature can generally be used to heal it.

Absorb nutrients through my new kelp-like hybridized appendages.

((my routers gonna be off until my internet resets so irony may have to autopilot me, hopefully back to some semblance of surviving.))

[1] You gurgle, spasm, and more or less die. Only your soul's connection to the plant prevents you from leaving your body entirely, and instead you enter a vaguely dreamlike state.

[3] "Your" body feels wet and cold.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Rhedarios Eanafaen (Caellath)
9/20 HP
+1 Dodging (2/8)
-
+2 Clawfighting (2/16)
+0 Groveling (1/4)
-1 Flattery (1/2)
+0 Restoration (3/4)
+1 Cuteness
-1 Impressiveness
-
Obsidian Claw


Lamar Lyonson (Unholy_Pariah)
-14/20 HP
+0 Dodging (1/4)
Technically Dead
Flayed Hands: -3 hands actions, -1 all actions
-
+2 Fire Magic (2/16)
+1 Fleshwarping (2/8)
+1 Brawling (0/8)
+0 Pacifying (1/4)


Eric (HmH)
13/20 HP
+1 Dodging (2/8)
-
+2 Necromancy (11/16)
+2 Earth Magic (3/16)
-1 Wrestling (1/2)
+1 Hostile Negotiations
-1 Benign Negotiations
-
Skull-less Staff
Bloodspattered Empty Blood Jar Soulstone
Iron Mask
Shiny Thin Dagger


Clarence Illi (Draignean)
8/20 HP
+0 Dodging (1/4)
Cannot Speak
Missing front section of finger
-
+2 Alchemy (2/16)
+2 Transmutation (4/16)
-
Temperemental Alchemist's Notebook
Fine Mudstone Vials
Middle-Aged Weeds
Sickly Kelp


Gustavo Giaspatto (Spinal_Taper)
3/20 HP
+0 Dodging (3/4)
-
+2+1 Persuasion (2/16)
+2-1 Necromancy (2/16)
+0 Conversation (0/4)
+1 Social
-1 Magic
-
Made Mans Glove
Chair Leg
Dessicated Crab Powder


Greg (Nirur Torir)
-5/20 HP
Unconscious
-1+1 Dodging (0/2)
-1 Being Healed
-
+2 Metamagic (14/16)
+1 Restoration (7/8)
-1 Fine Manipulation
Clawed
Carnivore
-
The Ways and Forms of the Body


Rachel, Lieutenant Rogue
4/15 HP
+3 Dodging (0/32)
+2 Knifing (0/16)

[Caellath]

Rhedarios stood up with energy, revitalized and hoping his next attempts at !!MAGIC!! wouldn't be as disastrous as before. The small amount of time he dedicated to resting didn't get him enough time to understand the his scaly companion's book, but he'd try to improve by himself anyway.
"Ok...I have to try once more."


Rhedarios tries to heal himself again with simple restoration magic.

[Nirur Torir]

Explore my new-found ability to sense changes in my physical condition while sleeping.

[Spinal_Taper]

Deposit the crab seasoning at camp, continue hunting.