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[IronyOwl]

((Food isn't potions, no, though I could see it giving long-term benefits if it was really nice or something. Also that crab powder is a bit dessicated, the crab having had its life force devoured prior to the powdering process.

Also your soul is still detached from your body but attached to the plant's soul which is attached to your body. So... there's that.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

well in that case...Realize my transfiguration is repairing the damage done to my body and man up

((wait do i need to roll to reattach my soul or can i just roll with being soul chained?))

[IronyOwl]

((Theoretically I suppose you could just roll with it. It's not an entirely stable condition at the moment, so you'd probably end up rolling to see if you come loose or get all the way back in but not in control or what anyway eventually, but a specific action isn't strictly necessary.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Theoretically I suppose you could just roll with it. It's not an entirely stable condition at the moment, so you'd probably end up rolling to see if you come loose or get all the way back in but not in control or what anyway eventually, but a specific action isn't strictly necessary.))

((i don't like the sound of that coming loose part... surely the more i heal the harder it would be to come loose right?))

((also... i don't think spinal should use funnel life with only 3 hp...))

[Spinal_Taper]

((Theoretically I suppose you could just roll with it. It's not an entirely stable condition at the moment, so you'd probably end up rolling to see if you come loose or get all the way back in but not in control or what anyway eventually, but a specific action isn't strictly necessary.))

((i don't like the sound of that coming loose part... surely the more i heal the harder it would be to come loose right?))

((also... i don't think spinal should use funnel life with only 3 hp...))

((Touché.?))

[Draignean]

Rest. Bundle the cool kelp on top of my throat to keep myself more comfortable, but, for the love of all gods and goddesses, do not attempt to perform any magic on myself.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Beg for updates to meat-weed-man the musical

[Draignean]

Beg for updates to meat-weed-man the musical

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[IronyOwl]

Prologue: Bad And Not So Bad

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Spoiler: What. (click to show/hide)

"Oh, so we're all dying around here. Great."

See if I can just reverse the conduit of drain life to make it give life. Afterwards, try first aid. Also, go fishing.

[2+2-1-2] While you can cause yourself serious damage and incredible pain, you don't appear to be able to channel life to anyone.

-4 HP
Dying
+1 Necromancy

Rhedarios sighed and facepalmed.

Try again.

[2+1-1] Nope.

Sleep talk inanities at Rhedarios' general direction that sound like good advice for magic, but ultimately mean nothing and are largely incomprehensible.

[3] You wake up mumbling something about banana nut crucibles awakening the fifth gate.

Conscious again

GLORY TO THE GRAVE-DIGGER! Take proper control over the kelp thingy and show it who's the boss.

[2-4+2] You scream and writhe as the thing's hopefully metaphorical tendrils writhe through your mind, and your perception becomes a tangled mass of former reality and strange veins.

+2 Necromancy

well in that case...Realize my transfiguration is repairing the damage done to my body and man up

((wait do i need to roll to reattach my soul or can i just roll with being soul chained?))

[4] You man up and realize that the plant has got this. Indeed, it seems your body is recovering nicely.

...just without you in it. Sort of.

Rest. Bundle the cool kelp on top of my throat to keep myself more comfortable, but, for the love of all gods and goddesses, do not attempt to perform any magic on myself.

[6-1] You dab just the right amount of cool kelp on your throat, soothing it. It feels nice, but you don't think it'll heal anytime soon.

+3 Medic
Now Dabbling Medic

Elsewhere...

Hold a Limbo Party with the other recently departed ( which, if Tarran succeeds, is just Nathan ). Maybe try to barter my way into Valhalla.

Grab Flargarus by his ethereal neck and cast Detonate. No Valhalla for teamkillers.

I was going to hold a party for you!

Force Nathan back into any body that might be vacant, so that he does not Detonate my ethereal neck.

Then go to Valhalla.

[4] vs [1]
[5] vs [4]

Nathan's vengeful spirit shrieks like a banshee, gripping Flagrarus' soul by the neck and unleashing spectral force. Flagrarus responds by trying to shunt Nathan's soul away from him, but not before Nathan has his due.

[2] Flagrarus' soul is blown off course by the undead onslaught, and it spirals down to a demon-infested hell rather than its stated goal.

A very plant-based demon hell...

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Rhedarios Eanafaen (Caellath)
5/20 HP
+1 Dodging (2/8)
-
+2 Clawfighting (2/16)
+0 Groveling (1/4)
-1 Flattery (1/2)
+1 Restoration (0/8)
+1 Cuteness
-1 Impressiveness
-
Obsidian Claw


Lamar Lyonson (Unholy_Pariah)
-10/20 HP
+0 Dodging (1/4)
Kelpman
Flayed Hands: -3 hands actions, -1 all actions
-
+2 Fire Magic (2/16)
+1 Fleshwarping (2/8)
+1 Brawling (0/8)
+0 Pacifying (1/4)


Eric (HmH)
13/20 HP
AGGGGGHHHHHH
+1 Dodging (2/8)
-
+2 Necromancy (14/16)
+2 Earth Magic (3/16)
-1 Wrestling (1/2)
+1 Hostile Negotiations
-1 Benign Negotiations
-
Skull-less Staff
Bloodspattered Empty Blood Jar Soulstone
Iron Mask
Shiny Thin Dagger


Clarence Illi (Draignean)
4/20 HP
+0 Dodging (1/4)
Cannot Speak
Missing front section of finger
-
+2 Alchemy (4/16)
+2 Transmutation (6/16)
+0 Medic (1/4)
-
Temperemental Alchemist's Notebook
Fine Mudstone Vials
Middle-Aged Weeds
Sickly Kelp


Gustavo Giaspatto (Spinal_Taper)
-1/20 HP
DYING
+0 Dodging (3/4)
-
+2+1 Persuasion (2/16)
+2-1 Necromancy (3/16)
+0 Conversation (0/4)
+1 Social
-1 Magic
-
Made Mans Glove
Chair Leg
Dessicated Crab Powder


Greg (Nirur Torir)
0/20 HP
-1+1 Dodging (0/2)
-1 Being Healed
-
+2 Metamagic (14/16)
+1 Restoration (7/8)
-1 Fine Manipulation
Clawed
Carnivore
-
The Ways and Forms of the Body


Rachel, Lieutenant Rogue
4/15 HP
+3 Dodging (0/32)
+2 Knifing (0/16)

[Spinal_Taper]

((Damn it, that's not what I meant.))
Siphon life from fish and similar.

[Nirur Torir]

Use a weak heal-over-time spell on Gustuvo that enhances the body's natural regeneration.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Be in my body while its being repaired so i get hp back?

[Caellath]

Rhedarios aksfoiwedfoiwlçdmwlç.

Try once again.

[Draignean]

Sleep, restfully. I've done all I can do.

[HmH]

((Flagro's spirit will no longer threaten the Valhalla with his presence, hooray!
Really though, thank you. I've wanted an end to this duel for a long time.))

Spoiler: Annulled PK Action (click to show/hide)

Crawl into the water and hug Lamar-Algae's body tightly so I don't have to aim. Subject him to intense necrotic radiation.

New action is in reply #600.