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[Unholy_Pariah]

burp! belch! expel gas through mouth!

[Supercharazad]

You burp! It's working! It's working! You're not going to die after all! You go home and retire, knowing in your heart that maging is a bad idea.


((err, I have some RL stuff to do, and I need to cut a few things, which sadly includes this. Sorry. I may continue it later, at some point))

[ComradeGafarov]

Since OP's bailing out, I'm taking over as interim GM.

You have just eaten a SPOOKY SPIDER, what do you do?

[thatkid]

Since OP's bailing out, I'm taking over as interim GM.

You have just eaten a SPOOKY SPIDER, what do you do?

Begin to involve into an Ariados.
Do not press B. Just let it happen.

[ComradeGafarov]

You attempt to evolve using SPOOKY SPIDER POWER, but this fails.

What do you do?

[Unholy_Pariah]

detach ceiling fan turn blades into a sword

[ComradeGafarov]

You detach the ceiling fan blades, but accidentally smelt them into your own hands. How the hell does that work? Who cares? You now have BLADES where your HANDS once were. This is totally awesome, you cannot deny.

What do you do?

[Unholy_Pariah]

name myself scyther and go looking for giant bugwings

[Trapezohedron]

Be exausted, fall down to the ground.

Pause.

Check status.

Unpause.

[thatkid]

name myself scyther and go looking for giant bugwings

[ComradeGafarov]

You attempt to name yourself, but end up falling on the ground instead. You also search the area for some WINGS, but you do not find any that are large enough for the purpose you are thinking of.

What do you do?

[Supercharazad]

Eh, just want to mention, the smelt ore spell doesn't make any heat. All it does is magically change oxides to the pure metal. This means that you can't work the iron from the spell without treatment, because pure iron isn't weapons-grade.


It also means that you shouldn't be able to smelt blades onto yourself, but it is definitely possible to totally fuck someone up by grabbing tham and smelting the iron in their blood.

[ComradeGafarov]

1. Sure the iron isn't weapons grade, but the blades were already blade-shaped
2. I rolled a d20 for it and got a 1, so I assumed critical spell failure
3. Blood iron may have played a part in this
4. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE WHAT THE HELL

[Supercharazad]

1. Sure the iron isn't weapons grade, but the blades were already blade-shaped
2. I rolled a d20 for it and got a 1, so I assumed critical spell failure
3. Blood iron may have played a part in this
4. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE WHAT THE HELL

I didn't have time to fully GM this, but if you want to take over then great.
I'll just pop in once in a while to check on things and make sure you're keeping to the main ideas of the game. For one thing, realism. For another, spells should be powerful (but only if used creatively), but expensive and rare.
The smelt spell basically removes any and all impurities from whatever you are smelting, meaning that you can easily turn someone's blood into sharp bits of iron that can't carry oxygen properly.

Spells should take a shitton of energy to use. If you've ever read the Inheritance series, you'll get it. Spells will tire you out pretty badly, especially if overused.

[ComradeGafarov]

Alright

You somehow botched your spellcast and now have blades for hands.
You also got knocked the fuck out because magic is some serious shit.
You wake up in a cave surrounded by twelve SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUALS.

How do you get the hell out of Chinatown this time?