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[Angel Of Death]

You are currently at the top of evil puppy eating corporate tower of Conservatism holding a true progressive shard of glass to the throat of an evil fascist corporate Capitalist CEO. There are freedom destroying death squads of doom outside of the partially barricaded door, ready to break in.  There is a broken window of centrism behind you.

Your current health: 9/10

Current heat: 66/100

Support from the people: 2%

Spoiler: notes (click to show/hide)

You are a not a regular Liberal, you are a SUPER Liberal! This means you can withstand things that normal people could not, like being shot repeatedly or jumping from a large building.

 - Dice roll information -

1: Fail. You fail your action.

2: Fumble. You just fail your action.

3: Succeed. Your action succeeds!

4: Super-succeed. Your action succeeds in the most Liberal way possibly!

5: Overshoot. You try too hard to complete your action, resulting in a minor failiure.

6: Conservative overshoot. You overshoot so badly that you somehow benefit the evil backwards Conservative bigots. 

The number that was rolled will be added to the bottom of posts.

[Mr. Palau]

Slice his throat and jump out the window screaming "Viva la Revolucion!

[Angel Of Death]

You slice the evil Conservative CEO's throat the moment the death squads of Conservatism enter the room. You then jump out of the broken window of Centrism while screaming "Viva la Revolucion!"

You begin to believe that this conservative plan was a bad idea. You plummet to the ground but you are lucky enough to have your fall broken by a very centrist car.

It appears as if a Conservative military helicopter of Fasicsm is above you.

[Furtuka]

Throw a rock at the helicopter and escape down a manhole! Or run through alleys and try to lose them if there are no manholes

[Mr. Palau]

Throw a rock at the helicopter and escape down a manhole! Or run through alleys and try to lose them if there are no manholes

Or go in a nearby under-ground liberal sleeper cell that is conveintally close by and grab our rocket launcher ad teach these capitalist pigs a lesson.

[Angel Of Death]

You punch the ground, causing huge cracks to form in the road. You pick up a chunk of the concrete (IT COUNTS AS A ROCK, YOU CONSERVATIVE) and throw it as Liberally as possible at the helicopter. It hits, causing the Conservative bigots inside of it to be crushed. The attack helicotper comes crashing down to the ground.

You run through several alleys in a hope that you will lose the mouth-breathing Conservative fascists that are trying to end the true Liberal way

Eventually, you make your way back to your Liberal base of true progress, full of your Liberal comrades.

Suddenly, you decide to name yourself. What is your Liberal name?

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[Furtuka]

The Liberally Liberal Liberals

[Angel Of Death]

You name your group of brave Progressives the Liberally Liberal Liberals

[Mr. Palau]

Lead your group to the nearest arms store and take all of them. Forward Comrades!

[Furtuka]

Punch things until you manage to shoot martial arts lasers

[Angel Of Death]

Lead your group to the nearest arms store and take all of them. Forward Comrades!

Punch things until you manage to shoot martial arts lasers

You lead your group of Liberally Liberal Liberals into the local gun store and begin to punch things in a hope that someone will learn how to shoot martial arts lasers. The store is now an absolute mess. The store owner does not look amuse and appears to be phoning the police.

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[ComradeGafarov]

Clearly he is a dirty conservative. Make him get killed by death, like Motorhead in 1985.

[Furtuka]

Rip his conservative arm off. ( The one holding the phone)

[Flying Dice]

Punch him with your Liberal Ki Laser of Justice.

[Mr. Palau]

Clearly he is a dirty conservative. Make him get killed by death, like Motorhead in 1985.