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Author Topic: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)  (Read 2632 times)

Angel Of Death

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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2012, 08:42:50 pm »
Quote from: ComradeGafarov on May 02, 2012, 08:31:26 pm
Clearly he is a dirty conservative. Make him get killed by death, like Motorhead in 1985.

Our superliberal telephathicly communicates with death. Death replies with "For fucks sake, it's 4 in the morning where I am, let me sleep." and hangs up.

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Quote from: Furtuka on May 02, 2012, 08:34:50 pm
Rip his conservative arm off. ( The one holding the phone)

Our Superliberal casually grabs the arm of the evil Conservative and tugs on it. He tugs on it so hard that it is ripped from the body! Unfortunately, the arm hits the ground with so much force it bursts into chunks of gore and bones, causing a bit of bone shards to get stuck into our Superliberal's face.

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Quote from: Flying Dice on May 02, 2012, 08:38:32 pm
Punch him with your Liberal Ki Laser of Justice.

Our Superliberal moves his arm back and charges up his Liberal Ki Laser of Justice! He then slams his Laser Fist into the face of the Evil Conservative Death Dealer, causing him to be blown into what appears to be chunky tomato paste.

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« Last Edit: May 02, 2012, 08:46:00 pm by Angel Of Death »
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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2012, 08:45:45 pm »
Liberally liberate the weapons from the den of Conservative restriction.
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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2012, 08:48:10 pm »
Fashion his not pasted body parts into a weapon so that he may redeem himself by aiding the liberal cause post Mortem
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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2012, 08:49:57 pm »
You and your completely equal comrades Liberally liberate the weapons from the den of evil Conservatism.

Quote from: Furtuka on May 02, 2012, 08:48:10 pm
Fashion his not pasted body parts into a weapon so that he may redeem himself by aiding the liberal cause post Mortem

You scrape up what remains of the Evil Conservative and attempt to turn it into a Shining blade of Liberalism. After a few tries, you finally manage to.

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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2012, 08:53:02 pm »
Declare this to be standard procedure when disposing of corpses
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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2012, 08:59:08 pm »
You LIBERALLY DECLARE this to be standard proceedure when disposing of bodies. Your LIBERAL COMRADES OF COMRADENESS agree!

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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2012, 10:01:31 pm »
Fashion a perfect disguise of the shopkeeper and give it to one of your comrades so that they may act as a sleeper agent in the shop.
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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2012, 04:03:27 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on May 02, 2012, 10:01:31 pm
Fashion a perfect disguise of the shopkeeper and give it to one of your comrades so that they may act as a sleeper agent in the shop.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
you can't just go up to people and get laid.

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Re: You are a super-liberal in a Conservative dystopia! (suggestion game)
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2012, 05:37:04 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Palau on May 03, 2012, 04:03:27 pm
Quote from: Furtuka on May 02, 2012, 10:01:31 pm
Fashion a perfect disguise of the shopkeeper and give it to one of your comrades so that they may act as a sleeper agent in the shop.
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