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[Scelly9]

Spoiler: Invisible Bath! (click to show/hide)

[Toaster]

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[6, 3]  MunkehCat takes the stairs while Louie decides to vault up.  MunkehCat intently searches for Limecat in the private area, when suddenly Louie lands his jump right in front of him!  MunkehCat nimbly dodges backwards, right into another table.

After the dust settles, MunkehCat looks up and sees a face staring back down at him.



He is not amused.

"Wat do u want?"

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[4]  Goshcat stretches after a nice refreshing nap.  He meanders over to the bar and settles in to an unattended burrito.  Yum!

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[1]  You get smashed all right- into the wall by the bouncer.  [-2 HP]  He is amused by neither your appearance nor the actions of your colleagues.  "Ur kind iz no welcum hear!"

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[6]  "SUP lol!  I can has bath now!  I commandz it!"

Several cats come forth, lift you from the dumpster, and wash you down!  You're all clean and sparkly now!

The cats disperse, except for one.  He doesn't look real bright, but it looks like he's following you- for now.

Status lost:  Filthy!

Item gained:  Simple Follower!

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[6+1]  She giggles.  He crossed eye floats around lazily.

"BTW I do teh yogaz!  Wach dis!"

Wow- that is impressive.  Your mind races at the possibilities!

You head on toward the Kathouse, where Catleos is being cathandled by the bouncer, a massive grey tomcat with a torn ear.  He looks to be about 65% bobcat and maybe 5% mountain lion.

Spoiler: Gatleos (click to show/hide)

Catleos
[28/30 HP]
Inventory:  Old Screw, SUPERCHEEZBURGER!
Special:  Master of Technology

Spoiler: MonkeyHead (click to show/hide)

MunkehCat
[29/30 HP]
Inventory:  Bottle of Pills [8]
Special:  Pill Popper

Spoiler: Digital Hellhound (click to show/hide)

Emperorcat
[30/30 HP]
Inventory:  Phone Number
Special:  Arousing

Spoiler: laswastooshort (click to show/hide)

Goshcat
[30/30 HP]
Inventory:  Cheezhat
Special:  Scavenge

Spoiler: Errol (click to show/hide)

Louie
[27/30 HP]
Inventory:  None
Special:  CHEEZBURGER?

Spoiler: Sinpwn (click to show/hide)

Fluffykinz
[30/30 HP]
Inventory:  Simple Follower!
Special:  EVERYTHING. 

[Toaster]

AUDIENCE PARTICIPANTS:  Thanks for your contribution!  The new closing deadline is Next Update.

[MonkeyHead]

[Sinpwn]

SPESHUL POWR AKTIVATE! Naow lesse wat's in teh cathouse.

[lawastooshort]

"Hmm... is inturesting plaice... full of inturesting things... for MES!"



"I... can... has... SPESHUL POWERZZZZZZZ ACTIVAT! I fill cart."

[Toaster]

Meow

[Errol]

[Digital Hellhound]

((Aww, I wanted to chat up the, uhh, pretty lady more.))

[Gatleos]

"u darez 2 stop meh frum intering teh barz?1?"


((Sorry, I lost internet for a week unexpectedly. Just skip me if it ever happens again.))

[Toaster]

Blame me for being slack, really.

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[4]  MunkehCat explains the situation to Limecat.  He does not approve of you.  "Y shud I helps u?  U broked mah tabel and spilz mah milks.  I shuld evn-"

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[5]  Louie flies out of nowhere and tackles Limecat to the ground!  An assassin's knife fills the air where Limecat used to be!  Limecat is shocked.

"This r serious!  Tagnocl proby has teh Golden Cheezburger in his temple in teh swampz.  U no can get there by walkin- lotz of dogs and badgers and allimahgaterz.  Go see teh Monorail Cat- he can gets u to teh temple."  Limecat stands up and heads for the door.

"Oyea, look out 4 teh Broccoli Dog!"

He departs.

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[2] Ow, your head!  It's all blurry!  You see Limecat leaving through an upstairs window.   You see evidence that someone with throwing knives has left, but you don't know which way.  You see burritos on the bar.  You're distracted by the burritos!  [5]  Your vision clears though, and you think you'll be okay.

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[2]  Oh crap, you forgot your invisible shopping cart!  All you can do is stuff another burrito in your pocket.  It's half eaten.

Item Gained:  Half-Eaten Burrito

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[1 vs 3]  Meahwhile, Catleos takes decisive action!  He moves into a poorly-timed leg sweep that is easily avoided.  The bouncer [2 vs 4] attempts another throw, but is unable to get a good grip!

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[5+1]  "Hey babeh.  U messin wit mah homez?"

The bouncer drops Catleos.  "Uuh... sup?  U iz 1 fine feline. U 2 can go insid if u wanna."




Thanks for the AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION.  And the winner is...

Spoiler: WINNAR (click to show/hide)

Scelly9!

I will be contacting our WINNAR with details of the glorious prize!  Thanks to all who participated!

[monk12]

((Sorry, I lost internet for a week unexpectedly. Just skip me if it ever happens again.))

Oh THATS what happened. I was noticing you had randomly disappeared.   ...not that I'm internet stalking you or anything <.< >.>

[lawastooshort]

"Dudez... ! We can has go nao?"

[MonkeyHead]

[Sinpwn]