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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1035 on: August 29, 2012, 11:59:22 pm »

(((RNG. I hate you. Now the Shy Guy will forever be hated!)))

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"Green Shell?"


Dismayed by the result of his nice shell, including the fact that he had forgotten about the faults of his kart, Shy Guy looked at Olimar with sadness.

The same sadness was etched on his mask as he saw Oomph's kart in the rearview.

How the fates hated him.

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1036 on: August 30, 2012, 12:21:19 am »

Pikachu was frustrated. He could have been in a prime position to move up-but the turtle had passed him, largely due to his own rage. Now he had to salvage his position.drive aggressively
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1037 on: August 30, 2012, 10:39:14 am »

((Shy Guy will be facing fines/fame for his faulty weapons triggering, right? Just curious. Turn up tomorrow))

Oh, hm, that is how it's written. I'd intended that fines and hoopla would only happen if a racer was unfairly wrecked, and didn't really plan for a 6 missing entirely. Since no Hiccup occurred, there will be little or no fallout after the race.

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1038 on: August 30, 2012, 12:57:31 pm »

"Bzzzzt! Fake loot! Fake loot! Bzzzzzt!"

Olimar lifted the item box in his hand. It wasn't an item box. It was much heavier than those ethereal boxes that bounced on the ground.

"Junk"

Olimar tossed the fake item box behind him and went into an aggressive driving line.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1039 on: August 30, 2012, 03:46:26 pm »

He missed his intended target, but the racer ahead of him was now hurting and with the bomb behind his cart he can cause havoc and make a break for first! He heaved up the giant bomb with a smile and tossed it forward.

"Falcon Bomb!"

Use bomb, aim at shyguy, powerslide!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1040 on: August 30, 2012, 03:50:44 pm »

That was close, I need to pay more attention.Let's see if I can gain an advantage before entering the forest.
Drive agressively
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1041 on: September 03, 2012, 09:22:58 pm »

Hello. Thank you for reading Mario Kart RTD. Please continue to hold. Your actions are important to us. Your GM will be with you shortly. Please enjoy this complimentary music until regular updates are restored.

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« Reply #1042 on: September 03, 2012, 11:12:54 pm »

Hello. Thank you for reading Mario Kart RTD. Please continue to hold. Your actions are important to us. Your GM will be with you shortly. Please enjoy this complimentary music until regular updates are restored.
(I will ignore the fact that you just trolled the hell out of me under the condition that there's an update soon. Otherwise... shanks will be coming. Along with thunderbolts. ;D)
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1043 on: September 10, 2012, 11:13:40 pm »

Kirby Rally- Turn Seven

1st      2nd       3rd       4th       5th     6th      7th      8th

Action Phase

That was close, I need to pay more attention.Let's see if I can gain an advantage before entering the forest.
Drive agressively

Meta Knight leads the way into the GREEN curve, hoping to extend his lead, [4] cleaving closely to the inside of the curve and gaining ONE Momentum, while taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

"Bzzzzt! Fake loot! Fake loot! Bzzzzzt!"

Olimar lifted the item box in his hand. It wasn't an item box. It was much heavier than those ethereal boxes that bounced on the ground.

"Junk"

Olimar tossed the fake item box behind him and went into an aggressive driving line.

Olimar also begins driving aggressively, [3] but the unexpected weight of his Fake Item Box throws him off his line! He prepares to jettison the irritating Item as he takes a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

POWERSLIDE!

Shy Guy, thankful that his catastrophic weapons failure resulted in no harm to his fellow racers (and by extension, no foul against himself) returns his focus to the racetrack, going into a Powerslide! [5]+1 He charges his engine as he skids around the corner, releasing at the perfect time! Shy Guy surges forward with ONE Momentum and a +1 bonus on Pass Checks as he closes in on Olimar, [4]+7+1vs[1]+3 easily passing the spaceman! He takes firm hold of Second Place, eying a move on the leader while losing ONE Momentum!

Action: Drive Aggressive!

Oomph isn't about to let Shy Guy get away so easily, though, not after Oomph went to so much trouble to climb back up the leaderboard! [1] Unfortunately, Oomph completely misjudges where the track ends and the dirt begins, blundering dangerously close to Lake Zephyr! He manages to recover, but not before losing ONE Momentum while taking -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

Pikachu was frustrated. He could have been in a prime position to move up-but the turtle had passed him, largely due to his own rage. Now he had to salvage his position.drive aggressively

Pikachu is frustrated by his inexorable slide, and looks to regain lost ground as he closely follows Oomph! [3] Pikachu is wise enough to veer away from Oomph's doomed path, but fails to pick up any Momentum while taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

He missed his intended target, but the racer ahead of him was now hurting and with the bomb behind his cart he can cause havoc and make a break for first! He heaved up the giant bomb with a smile and tossed it forward.

"Falcon Bomb!"

Use bomb, aim at shyguy, powerslide!

Captain Falcon hurls the bomb forward, aiming to hit Shy Guy! [4] The Bob-omb skips perfectly, slamming into the side of Shy Guy's Kart as he comes out of his Powerslide and detonating with immense force, sending the masked racer flying into the air less FIVE Momentum! Shy Guy loses hold of his Green Shell, and it falls to the track as an obstacle!

Pleased with his expert aim, Captain Falcon goes into a Powerslide to take advantage of the new opportunity, [4]+1 bursting forward with a +1 bonus on Pass Attempts!

Drive Aggressively

Conker flogs his Kart for speed, hoping to get back in the race! [6] He takes a perfect line down the inside curve, gaining THREE Momentum and taking a -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!

POWAHSLIDE!

Link goes into a powerslide, [5]+1 gaining ONE Momentum and getting a +1 bonus to Pass Checks!



1st      2nd       3rd       4th       5th     6th      7th      8th
Movement Phase

Meta Knight is racing ahead of the pack, hoping to Pull Ahead, [1]-6+5 but he is unable to separate himself from his tenacious competitors!

Shy Guy desperately tries to recover from his explosive encounter!

Olimar curses when Shy Guy passes him, and curses louder when the track before him is filled with the explosion of a Bob-omb! [1]-1 There is no time to react as he drives right into the heart of the blast, the intense heat warping the Rocketeer! Olimar Spins Out, losing ONE Momentum and [6] struggling to regain control as the wheel of the Kart becomes unresponsive! He manages to recover despite his Sticky Wheel, [3]-1 but he manages to blunder right into the Green Shell lost by Shy Guy! Olimar flips, losing an additional TWO Momentum!

Oomph [2]-1 is also unable to evade the blast radius of the Bob-omb, Spinning Out and losing ONE Momentum! He hauls on the wheel as the Fake Item Box fills his windshield, [3]-1-1 smashing into the Box and Flipping, losing TWO Momentum! The Koopa is in dire straits indeed!

Pikachu, though lacking in Momentum, has no Items or Explosions ahead of him, and two incapacitated Karts ripe for passing! [1]+2vs[1]+0 He somehow manages to blunder past Oomph, losing ONE Momentum as he takes Fourth Place, [5]+1vs[5]+0 before squeaking by Olimar and taking Third Place back, at the cost of his last Momentum!

Captain Falcon cracks his knuckles as he eyes the carnage ahead, ready to make a run! [3]+4+1vs[5]+0 He has little trouble passing the puttering Oomph, [4]+3+1vs[5]+0 and even less passing Olimar as he jumps two places and loses TWO Momentum! The Blue Falcon bears down on Pikachu, [5]+2+1vs[1]+0 and the little yellow Pokemon is unable to halt Captain Falcon's charge as the bounty hunter claims Third Place, losing ONE Momentum! Captain Falcon is unable to press his luck any farther, however, as Shy Guy matches his Momentum pace for pace!

Conker is eager to imitate Captain Falcon's success, [3]+4vs[5]+0 [4]+3vs[6]+0 and has similarly little trouble with the stationary Oomph and Olimar, losing TWO Momentum for the pair of passes! He quickly comes up on Pikachu, looking for an opening, [5]+2vs[4]+0 and manages to scoot around the right side, taking Fourth Place and losing ONE Momentum as he joins the Shy Guy/Falcon conga at the front of the pack!

Link has an opportunity to get out of last place, coming up behind Oomph as the Koopa struggles to pick up speed! [2]+2+1vs[6]+0 However, Oomph manages to cut off the Hyrulian, halting his tumble through the rankings!

Cleanup Phase

Meta Knight's Halberd Slows to its cruising speed of FOUR Momentum!

Captain Falcon deploys his Green Shell, dragging the item defensively behind the Blue Falcon!

Olimar, Pikachu and Oomph all pick up speed as their Momentum is set to ONE!

LEADERBOARD

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Spoiler: Captain Falcon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Olimar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Meta Knight (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Conker (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pikachu (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shy Guy (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Oomph (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Link (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)


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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1044 on: September 10, 2012, 11:23:10 pm »

Aggressive Driving! Item box!

OOC: All this good luck for me! What a great month I'm having.  :(
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1045 on: September 10, 2012, 11:28:33 pm »

drive aggressively, go for an item box

OOC: Its back! :D and I can't gain a position for my life, can I?
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1046 on: September 11, 2012, 12:02:52 am »

OOC: All this good luck for me! What a great month I'm having.  :(
((Cheer up Dwar! We're still here for ya! :) At least you aren't being targeted by everyone else :P [CURSE YOU EVERYONE ELSE!]

Also, @that monk: My horrible weapon failure isn't a detriment to me? Wait, I'll find out soon enough then.))

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"...B-ob-omb...why?"
« Last Edit: September 11, 2012, 06:24:13 am by Tiruin »
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« Reply #1047 on: September 11, 2012, 04:11:16 am »

Those guy don't really know how to drive, I'll drive with care so that doesn't happen to me.
Drive defensively and aim for an item box.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2012, 12:17:39 pm by LAAT501legion »
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix- Season Two Underway
« Reply #1048 on: September 11, 2012, 11:59:46 am »

OOC: All this good luck for me! What a great month I'm having.  :(
((Cheer up Dwar! We're still here for ya! :) At least you aren't being targeted by everyone else :P [CURSE YOU EVERYONE ELSE!]

Also, @that monk: My horrible weapon failure isn't a detriment to me? Wait, I'll find out soon enough then.))

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"...B-ob-omb...why?"

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« Reply #1049 on: September 11, 2012, 03:41:26 pm »

Drive aggressively and aim for an item box.
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