Action PhaseThat was close, I need to pay more attention.Let's see if I can gain an advantage before entering the forest.
Drive agressively
Meta Knight leads the way into the
GREEN curve, hoping to extend his lead, [4] cleaving closely to the inside of the curve and gaining
ONE Momentum, while taking a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!
"Bzzzzt! Fake loot! Fake loot! Bzzzzzt!"
Olimar lifted the item box in his hand. It wasn't an item box. It was much heavier than those ethereal boxes that bounced on the ground.
"Junk"
Olimar tossed the fake item box behind him and went into an aggressive driving line.
Olimar also begins driving aggressively, [3] but the unexpected weight of his Fake Item Box throws him off his line! He prepares to jettison the irritating Item as he takes a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!
POWERSLIDE!
Shy Guy, thankful that his catastrophic weapons failure resulted in no harm to his fellow racers (and by extension, no foul against himself) returns his focus to the racetrack, going into a Powerslide! [5]
+1 He charges his engine as he skids around the corner, releasing at the perfect time! Shy Guy surges forward with
ONE Momentum and a
+1 bonus on Pass Checks as he closes in on Olimar, [4]
+7+1vs[1]
+3 easily passing the spaceman! He takes firm hold of
Second Place, eying a move on the leader while losing
ONE Momentum!
Action: Drive Aggressive!
Oomph isn't about to let Shy Guy get away so easily, though, not after Oomph went to so much trouble to climb back up the leaderboard! [1] Unfortunately, Oomph completely misjudges where the track ends and the dirt begins, blundering dangerously close to Lake Zephyr! He manages to recover, but not before losing
ONE Momentum while taking
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!
Pikachu was frustrated. He could have been in a prime position to move up-but the turtle had passed him, largely due to his own rage. Now he had to salvage his position.drive aggressively
Pikachu is frustrated by his inexorable slide, and looks to regain lost ground as he closely follows Oomph! [3] Pikachu is wise enough to veer away from Oomph's doomed path, but fails to pick up any Momentum while taking a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!
He missed his intended target, but the racer ahead of him was now hurting and with the bomb behind his cart he can cause havoc and make a break for first! He heaved up the giant bomb with a smile and tossed it forward.
"Falcon Bomb!"
Use bomb, aim at shyguy, powerslide!
Captain Falcon hurls the bomb forward, aiming to hit Shy Guy! [4] The Bob-omb skips perfectly, slamming into the side of Shy Guy's Kart as he comes out of his Powerslide and detonating with immense force, sending the masked racer flying into the air less
FIVE Momentum! Shy Guy loses hold of his Green Shell, and it falls to the track as an obstacle!
Pleased with his expert aim, Captain Falcon goes into a Powerslide to take advantage of the new opportunity, [4]
+1 bursting forward with a
+1 bonus on Pass Attempts!
Drive Aggressively
Conker flogs his Kart for speed, hoping to get back in the race! [6] He takes a perfect line down the inside curve, gaining
THREE Momentum and taking a
-1 Penalty to Hazard Checks!
POWAHSLIDE!
Link goes into a powerslide, [5]
+1 gaining
ONE Momentum and getting a
+1 bonus to Pass Checks!
Movement PhaseMeta Knight is racing ahead of the pack, hoping to Pull Ahead, [1]
-6+5 but he is unable to separate himself from his tenacious competitors!
Shy Guy desperately tries to recover from his explosive encounter!
Olimar curses when Shy Guy passes him, and curses louder when the track before him is filled with the explosion of a Bob-omb! [1]
-1 There is no time to react as he drives right into the heart of the blast, the intense heat warping the Rocketeer! Olimar Spins Out, losing
ONE Momentum and
[6] struggling to regain control as the wheel of the Kart becomes unresponsive! He manages to recover despite his
Sticky Wheel, [3]
-1 but he manages to blunder right into the Green Shell lost by Shy Guy! Olimar flips, losing an additional
TWO Momentum!
Oomph [2]
-1 is also unable to evade the blast radius of the Bob-omb, Spinning Out and losing
ONE Momentum! He hauls on the wheel as the Fake Item Box fills his windshield, [3]
-1-1 smashing into the Box and Flipping, losing
TWO Momentum! The Koopa is in dire straits indeed!
Pikachu, though lacking in Momentum, has no Items or Explosions ahead of him, and two incapacitated Karts ripe for passing! [1]
+2vs[1]
+0 He somehow manages to blunder past Oomph, losing
ONE Momentum as he takes
Fourth Place, [5]
+1vs[5]
+0 before squeaking by Olimar and taking
Third Place back, at the cost of his last Momentum!
Captain Falcon cracks his knuckles as he eyes the carnage ahead, ready to make a run! [3]
+4+1vs[5]
+0 He has little trouble passing the puttering Oomph, [4]
+3+1vs[5]
+0 and even less passing Olimar as he jumps two places and loses
TWO Momentum! The Blue Falcon bears down on Pikachu, [5]
+2+1vs[1]
+0 and the little yellow Pokemon is unable to halt Captain Falcon's charge as the bounty hunter claims
Third Place, losing
ONE Momentum! Captain Falcon is unable to press his luck any farther, however, as Shy Guy matches his Momentum pace for pace!
Conker is eager to imitate Captain Falcon's success, [3]
+4vs[5]
+0 [4]
+3vs[6]
+0 and has similarly little trouble with the stationary Oomph and Olimar, losing
TWO Momentum for the pair of passes! He quickly comes up on Pikachu, looking for an opening, [5]
+2vs[4]
+0 and manages to scoot around the right side, taking
Fourth Place and losing
ONE Momentum as he joins the Shy Guy/Falcon conga at the front of the pack!
Link has an opportunity to get out of last place, coming up behind Oomph as the Koopa struggles to pick up speed! [2]
+2+1vs[6]
+0 However, Oomph manages to cut off the Hyrulian, halting his tumble through the rankings!
Cleanup PhaseMeta Knight's Halberd
Slows to its cruising speed of
FOUR Momentum!
Captain Falcon deploys his Green Shell, dragging the item defensively behind the Blue Falcon!
Olimar, Pikachu and Oomph all pick up speed as their Momentum is set to
ONE!
Momentum- 1
Item- Green Shell (dragged)
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDBlue Falcon-
Compensator Momentum- 1
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDRocketeer-
Item Bonus,
Poor HandlingKart Damage-
Sticky Wheel Momentum- 4
Item- Banana (dragged)
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDHalberdKart Damage-
Slow Momentum- 1
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Speedy,
Sticky Wheel Momentum- 1
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Speedy,
Rubber Band Back Momentum- 1
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Speedy,
Faulty Weapons Momentum- 1
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDBasic Kart Momentum- 2
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering
REDModule Installed-
Free Item,
Not AerodynamicModule Installed-
Faulty CompensatorPINK ->
GREEN ->
RED ->
BLUEThree Laps
PINK- Powerslides +0, Drafting +1, Banana Hazard +1 (2 left), Item Boxes (+2, each hit imposes -1)
GREEN- Powerslidse +1, SHORTCUT- Use Mushroom and succeed on +1 Hazard Check to immediately Pull Ahead, fail and Fall Back
RED- Hazard (+2) or Spin Out, Item Boxes (+0)
BLUE- Powerslide +1, fail on a Powerslide and +1 Hazard or Spin Out, Item Boxes (+1)
ewww, rescued from page three. That's Just Terrible.