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[Nicholas1024]

This settles it, the blooper is now officially the best Mario Kart item of all time. Just how many ink-related hiccups have we had by now? 

[Remalle]

(Fuck.)

Drive aggressively, bridge.

[wsoxfan]

This settles it, the blooper is now officially the best Mario Kart item of all time. Just how many ink-related hiccups have we had by now? 

That reminds me, in the games, it only affected those who were in front of you. Maybe a rule change for the next race?

[Tiruin]

How in the world did he get there?!

HOW DID DRY BONES GET THERE?!

Shy Guy stared a while at the pair of red fuzzy snake eyed dice hung on his rear-view mirror before considering his options:

Ram him ✗ - Momentum...
Powerslide ✗ - Too slow.
Drive Aggressively/Defensively ✗ - Not enough chance for second place.
Panic and holler wildly as I try for third ✗✗✗✗✗✗✗ - Not a chance.
D-draft ✗

. . .

Wait, what was that one again?


DRIVE AGGRESSIVELY. Then do the shroom.

Edit: I have a mushroom?!

Monk: If I choose to draft and use the mushroom, how many attempts at passing do I get?

[Caellath]

"Not using that mushroom, masked creature?" He asks while savoring his milk-shake.

"Ohh, now things are better."

[monk12]

If you Draft and use the Mushroom, you get 2 attempts during the Action Phase- during the draft you have a small chance to gain one Momentum. Note that if you manage to pass during the Action Phase, Dry Bones gets a shot to try and pass you during the Movement Phase (assuming his Momentum is higher than yours, and I don't foresee an eventuality where it wouldn't be.)

[Dirg]

(I think the radio needs a nerf, it's totally op right now.) "Ha, I'm in second...Ha! Thank you wishing fountain!!!! Then again I did only kinda give the equivalent10 grand to it..." DRIVE DEFENSIVELY

[Tiruin]

"Tee Hee Hee!"

This mushroom, the source of the power of that insidious plumber.

Now it was his.

But how to use it? Lift it up in the air with his arms? Pull it up from underneath him?

DRAFT AND THEN USE THAT MUSHROOM

[monk12]

Cerulean Speedway- Turn Twelve

1^st      2^nd      3^rd      4^th      5^th     6^th

Action Phase

(I think the radio needs a nerf, it's totally op right now.) "Ha, I'm in second...Ha! Thank you wishing fountain!!!! Then again I did only kinda give the equivalent10 grand to it..." DRIVE DEFENSIVELY

Dry Bones has open road ahead and his worries are far behind- he Drives Defensively to try and hold his position!

"Tee Hee Hee!"

This mushroom, the source of the power of that insidious plumber.

Now it was his.

But how to use it? Lift it up in the air with his arms? Pull it up from underneath him?

DRAFT AND THEN USE THAT MUSHROOM

Shy Guy tries desperately to close the gap with Dry Bones, [4]+0-1vs[5]+5+1 but the skeletal Koopa is simply too far ahead! Shy Guy wilts as the last slot in the Star Cup remains as far out of his grasp as the Moon Zone.

....wait. When did Shy Guy get this Mushroom?

He ponders it a moment- he's seen Mario use the damn thing plenty of times, but he only seemed to touch it before growing enormous. Everyone in this race had been behind Shy Guy when they used theirs. What, do you eat it? Maybe it's like those stars Mario's always catching, you just pick it up and it works...

Shy Guy lifts the Mushroom up in the air, and waves it like he just don't care! The shroom jostles the side of the Kart, and the Stardust Operating System recognizes the exciting new fuel source, immediately dematerializing the Mushroom and routing the raw energy to the engine! Shy Guy surges forward with TWO Momentum, clearing himself of Ink and blazing toward Dry Bones!

[1]+2vs[6]+5+1 ...dang Dry Bones really is far ahead, isn't he? Well that's depressing.

(Fuck.)

Drive aggressively, bridge.

Vaati the Wind Mage of Hyrule finds himself beside MonkeyKong, and the vengeful simian looks angry. He puts the pedal to the metal, [5] gaining TWO Momentum, heading to the bridge with -1 Penalty to Hazard Checks and trying to stay out of MonkeyKong's way!

OOOOOOOOOOOOK!

Monkey was red with rage. If the sequence of hits and crashes werent enough, now his kart was damaged and he had lost another place. An angry ape knew only one way to act: RAM VAATI!

MonkeyKong prepares to Ram Vaati, and is somewhat disconcerted when the Hyrulian zips away. He follows over the bridge- hopefully an opportunity will present itself!

...connection lost...

Boss Form Amadeus ignores the combatative drivers ahead as he takes a nice long loop around the pond.

1^st      2^nd      3^rd      4^th      5^th     6^th

Movement Phase

Dry Bones [1] is startled by the charging Shy Guy behind him, swerving wildly to deny passage and losing ONE Momentum!

Shy Guy [5] takes a rather good racing line, gaining a +1 bonus on Pass Checks! Regrettably, he does not have the Momentum to press his advantage!

Vaati once again braves the bridge, [5]+1-1 this time easily dodging the Goldeen splashes as he gains TWO Momentum! His quick driving gives him the chance to Pull Ahead and leave MonkeyKong in his dust, [6] and he succeeds MOST READILY blazing downhill and nearly catching up to Shy Guy as he loses FOUR Momentum!

MonkeyKong [3]+1 barely manages to evade the Water Guns of the pool, and gains TWO Momentum, but is dismayed as his potential playmate zooms off into the distance! [1] He does not follow, losing ONE Momentum ....ook?

Boss Form Amadeus does nothing.

Cleanup Phase

Dry Bones holds on for Second Place! He pulls into the winners circle beside Zelda before the Cerulean City Gym, having earned a slot in the Star Cup!

Shy Guy falls short in his charge, settling for Third Place and earning back his entrance fee.

Vaati, the Great Wind Mage of Hyrule tears up the track, races downhill and blazes across the finish line... for Fourth Place.

Since we haven't heard from adwarf for a while, I'm gonna go ahead and call the race at this point- MonkeyKong rumbles across the finish line for Fifth Place.

Boss Form Amadeus rounds out the lists at Sixth Place.

LEADERBOARD

1^st      2^nd      3^rd      4^th      5^th     6^th

Spoiler: Vaati (click to show/hide)

Momentum- 7
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering GREEN
Module Installed- Speedy, Featherweight
Kart Damage- Sticky Wheel

Spoiler: MonkeyKong (click to show/hide)

Momentum- 3
Item- None
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering GREEN
Module Installed- Speedy, Rubber Band Back
Kart Damage- Faulty Weapons

Spoiler: Boss Form Amadeus (click to show/hide)

Momentum- 0
Item- Blue Shell
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering GREEN
Basic Kart

Spoiler: Zelda (click to show/hide)

- First Place, bitches!

Spoiler: Dry Bones (click to show/hide)

Momentum- 5
Item- None
Status- None
Segment- Entering BLUE
Basic Kart

Spoiler: Shy Guy (click to show/hide)

Momentum- 0
Item- Mushroom
Status- Normal
Segment- Entering BLUE
Module Installed- Speedy, Faulty Weapons

Spoiler: Course Info (click to show/hide)

Red -> Purple -> Green -> Blue
RED +1 Drive Aggressively, +1 Item Boxes- each success imposes -1 Penalty on following drivers, +0 FIB Hazard
PURPLE Hazard (+1) or flip, Item Boxes (+0)
GREEN- Long Way- +1 Powerslide, Item Boxes (+2)
GREEN- Bridge (Short Way)- TWO Momentum, Hazard (+1) or flip, spin out or flip make Hazard Check (+2) to avoid Falling Back
BLUE- Powerslide +0, Automatic Racing Check (Movement Phase,) success gets +1 Passing Checks. Spin out or Flip, make Hazard Check (+2) to avoid Falling Back

And there we go! I'll be heading to bed on my end shortly, so tomorrow we'll get a post-race wrapup and start up the Meta phase before getting into the long-awaited Star Cup. This Meta phase will probably be a bit longer than usual since I need to catch up on other things I've been neglecting- maybe a week. I'll address that with my next post.

[Tiruin]

((I thought you could still pass when Drafting?

Ah well, epic race

Just a total shame that no blue shell ever happened on anyone else this race.))

[Remalle]

Yeah, if adwarf hadn't vanished the race could've gone very differently (and by that I mean I would've won).  Perhaps after a certain amount of missed turns the audience could take over a racer?
Congrats to Taricus and Dirg.

Vaati curses, vows to have his revenge next time, and vanishes in a tornado!

[Taricus]

One hell of a race. That blooper did some damage to anyone hoping to catch up as well

[Dirg]

(Coming Soon to a Koopa mart discount bin near you, Don't Stop Believing: The DB Kooper Story.) "WoooHOOOO!!!" Db yelled as he did donuts at the finish line while twirling his head around on a finger. 'Wonder if I should thank the princess for laying down that blinding ink that took out some of the guys ahead of me.' Db thought to himself as he finished and drove the kart over to the pits, then deciding against it as he noticed the string of curse words flowing from the princesses mouth. "Guess the floors in the land of hyrule aren't the only thing that need to be cleaned...."

[monk12]

Hello Racing Fans, and welcome to this special postgame edition of the Mushroom Sports Network, presented by HFS Inc! I'm Jim!
And I'm Bob!
And we're the Lakitu brothers!
Reporting live from Cerulean City Gym, where we've had the privilege to witness quite the race!
That's right, Jim! Princess Zelda turned in an absolutely dominating performance, and she figures to be an early favorite heading into the Star Cup!
After falling behind early, she carefully worked her way back up the ranks, and after the leader was struck down by a Blue Shell she took her shot, raced up the leaderboard and jumped out to an insurmountable lead for the last lap!
She's lucky she didn't get shell'd, Jim! Not moments ago, Boss Form Amadeus was given a Mercy Flight to Saffron City Medical Center after apparently suffering a series of seizures in mid-race. No word yet on whether he will recover.
Early prognosis indicates a severe case of Stardust Poisoning, possibly due to a poorly maintained Kart or hazardous leakage from that Blue Shell he held onto for so long. The League Safety Committee has promised an investigation into the matter.
In lighter news, look at the silly monkey! Ha ha!
You said it, Bob! Although perhaps one of the most unfortunate racers, MonkeyKong certainly ranks among the more entertaining!
He made a good attempt at the end there, but ultimately fell prey to Bill's pond, along with Vaati.
The Great Wind Mage of Hyrule was certainly upset about that! I don't know as I've ever seen such a display of track-side rage; entirely understandable given how his day ended. Not since Oomph took the track have we seen such a solid overall performance fall short at the last gasp.
Sounds like you're forgetting Shy Guy, Jim! It seemed like he would run away with the race before Blue Shells and poor luck conspired to drop him from gold to bronze!
That's right, Bob- for somebody who never fell below third place, that has to be a disappointing finish. He just couldn't close with Dry Bones at the end.
Speaking of, Dry Bones turned in quite the inspirational performance, managing to run from last place to second in the space of a single lap!
Amazing, especially considering the charge Captain Falcon made last week! It will be interesting to see which of these never-say-die competitors can duplicate the performance at the Star Cup!
And speaking of the Star Cup, Jim, the placement has been finalized!
Indeed it has, Bob! Crank, The Mysterious Mr. L, and Princess Zelda all earn a slot by virtue of their victories! Luigi, Captain Falcon, and Dry Bones all tied for Points Leader- they also tied for Crowns and Fame. The third tiebreaker is Precedence, the time since their last race, and so Luigi took Points Leader while Captain Falcon took Points Second Place! This left the Most Famous slot open for Dry Bones, Counselor Grimtoad, Fox McCloud, and the unnamed winner of this week's Driver of the Week competition (cast your ballots!) Because Dry Bones has more Points than any other potential candidate, he clinches the final slot in the Star Cup!
The racers and sponsors will get an extra week to prepare for the event as contracts need to be signed, repairs made, Modules purchased, and bids placed!
That's right, Bob! It's all been leading up to this, and no expense will be spared to secure the first Cup of the new MKL era! For up to the minute coverage, don't change that dial from us, the Lakitu Brothers, here on the Mushroom Sports Network!

BEGIN WEEK FOUR

Zelda +3 Coin, +2 Fame, +9 Points
Dry Bones +2 Coin, +1 Fame, +7 Points
Shy Guy +1 Coin, +5 Points
Vaati +3 Points
MonkeyKong +1 Point
Nookington's/NME +4 Coin
HFS Inc +3 Coin
Silph Co +2 Coin
All Other Sponsors +1 Coin

Spoiler: Nookington's Department Store (click to show/hide)

Nookington's Department Store- 12 Coin, 5 Prestige
CEO- Alligator Executive
Industry- Consumer Goods. Favors High Marketability, High Straightforwardness. Driver- Crank
Image- None
Relationships- Alligator Executive +2, Crank +2

Tom Nook built his commercial empire up from a small backwater store. Nookington's is known as a respectable but profit oriented business that deals fairly with its employees and rarely stoops to dirty tricks- at least, they've never been caught before.

Spoiler: Nightmare Enterprises (click to show/hide)

Nightmare Enterprises- 9 Coin, 5 Prestige
CEO- NME Executive
Industry- Military. Favors Low Straightfowardness, Low Family-Friendliness and High Glamor. Driver -> The Mysterious Mr. L
Branch- Entertainment. Favors High Glamor, High Marketability, Low Family-Friendly.
Branch- Consumer Goods. Favors High Marketability, High Straightforwardness.
Image- None
Relationships- NME Executive +4, Mysterious Mr. L +2

Nightmare Enterprises is a conglomeration of different products wrapped in an internet startup. NME's principle product is genetic engineering and the creation of monsters for a variety of purposes, as well as the transformation of living things. NME is also involved in arms dealing, clothing, toys, and a draconian entertainment network that features big budget movies and television shows as well as independent startups- provided they can fulfill their contracts. NME is well known for their underhanded tricks, but they always honor their contracts. A driver sponsored by NME must be wary not to cross them, however, for their wrath is legendary!

Spoiler: Chink- HFS Inc (click to show/hide)

HFS Inc- 10 Coin, 3 Prestige
CEO- Riras Nod
Industry- Entertainment. High Glamor, High Marketability, Low Family-Friendly
Image- None
Relationships- Riras Nod +3, Counselor Grimtoad -1

A rather old company that specializes in extravagant circuses. Mostly famous for its clowns.

Spoiler: Theodolus- Silph Co (click to show/hide)

Silph Co- 10 Coin, 2 Prestige
CEO- President of Silph Co
Industry- Technology. Favors Low Marketability, Low Straightforwardness, High Education. Driver- Mario & Luigi
Image- None
Relationships- President +2, Luigi +2, Mario +2

The wealthiest of the sponsors, Silph Co specializes in technical marvels and is increasingly invested in the sport of Kart Racing. However, past troubles with treacherous employees and rival businesses has made Silph Co extremely conservative and distrustful of outsiders. They prefer to sponsor a single driver and make them the face of the franchise- for as long as they are trustworthy. Silph Co refuses to consider any affiliation with Team Rocket, or any driver who has had dealings with Team Rocket.

Spoiler: Team Rocket (click to show/hide)

Team Rocket- 5 Coin, 2 Prestige
CEO- Rocket Executive
Industry- Technology. Favors Low Marketability, Low Straightforwardness, High Education. Driver- Dry Bones
Branch- Military. Favors Low Straightfowardness, Low Family-Friendliness and High Glamor.
Branch- Foods. Favors High Straightforwardness and High Family-Friendliness.
Image- None
Relationships- Rocket Executive +2, Dry Bones +1 Counselor Grimtoad -1, Luigi -1

Team Rocket's primary operations are scientific research, but also has significant investments in the meatpacking and candy industries, as well as a healthy treasure-finding department. Team Rocket's dubious business practices and outright defiance of the law has outlawed their operations in many nations, including their native region of Kanto. Team Rocket has emerged as an unlikely sponsor of MKL due to a desire to improve their public image and make some quick Coin, but their management of their drivers indicates that they are the same old Team Rocket.

Spoiler: Rez Media Corporation (click to show/hide)

Rez Media Corporation- 8 Coin, 2 Prestige[/abbr]
CEO- TV on a Hand Cart
Industry- Entertainment. Favors High Glamor, High Marketability, Low Family-Friendly. Driver- King Harkinian
Branch- Rez Cinema- Entertainment. Driver- Captain Falcon
Image- None
Relationships- TV +2, King Harkinian +2[/color], Captain Falcon +1

Known for churning out mass market garbage specked with the occasional gem, Rez Media is the largest single media outlet in the multiverse, focused mainly on television and movies. Not much is known about their shadowy owner, but judging by the actions of the company he has a cold-hearted eye on the bottom line.

Spoiler: Diamond Software (click to show/hide)

Diamond Software- 5 Coin, 2 Prestige
CEO- Diamond Executive
Industry- Entertainment. Favors High Glamor, High Marketability, Low Family-Friendly  Driver- Fox McCloud
Branch- Entertainment.
Image- None
Relationships- Diamond Executive +2, Fox McCloud +1, Waluigiware -1

Another video game developer from Diamond city, with interests in records and comic books as well. They are the principle rival of Waluigiware Inc, opposing their business practices out of principle- when Warioware announced its sponsorship of MKL, Diamond Software was right behind them. Diamond Software is known as a fairly good place to work with a hatred of all things Waluigiware.

Spoiler: Darvi- Waluigiware Inc (click to show/hide)

Waluigiware Inc- 12 Coin, 1 Prestige
CEO- Waluigi
Industry- Entertainment. Favors High Glamor, High Marketability, Low Family-Friendly
Image- None
Relationships- Waluigi +1, Wario -1

Warioware was founded by none other than Wario that specializes in coming up with unique, interesting properties from a variety of developers. Unfortunately, Wario's abrasive personality drove off most of his friends and Waluigi ultimately betrayed him, forcing Wario out of the company. The new management of Waluigiware has since gone on to achieve enormous financial success, buying out smaller developers and sucking the life from their ideas. These unscrupulous business practices have translated to their foray into Kart Racing, and they will do anything for notoriety or Coin.

Spoiler: Koopa Korporation (click to show/hide)

Koopa Korporation- 7 Coin, 1 Prestige
CEO- Koopa Executive
Industry- Consumer Goods. Favors High Marketability, High Straightforwardness. Driver- Link
Branch- Consumer Goods.
Image- None
Relationships- Koopa Executive +1, Link +2

Koopa Korp is a leading producer of cheap consumer goods in the Mushroom Kingdom and is based in Dark Land, the domain of Lord Bowser. Low quality goods are compensated for by high quantity, and Koopa Korp adopts a similar philosophy in the sport of Kart racing, signing as many drivers as they can to truly meager contracts.

Spoiler: Hocotate Freight (click to show/hide)

Hocotate Freight- 6 Coin, 1 Prestige
CEO- President of Hocotate Freight
Industry- Transportation. Favors High Marketability and High Family-Friendliness.
Image- None
Relationships- President +1

Hocotate Freight is an interstellar shipping company hailing from the planet Hocotate. Perennially in financial difficulties, a windfall of treasure scavenged from Planet Pikmin gave the company enough capital to sponsor MKL in the hopes of long term financial security for the company. While not known for the fantastic treatment of his employees, the President of Hocotate Freight is reputed to be a risk-taker willing to sponsor drivers nobody else will touch. Whether his foolishness will sink the company remains to be seen.

Spoiler: Lakitu Travel Agency (click to show/hide)

Lakitu Travel Agency- 5 Coin, 1 Prestige
CEO- Lakitu Executive
Industry- Transportation. Favors High Marketability and High Family-Friendliness.
Image- None
Relationships- Lakitu Executive +1

The Lakitu Travel Agency is a long-time sponsor of MKL, and orchestrates journeys across worlds, solar systems, galaxies, and even dimensions. Known far and wide as a fair sponsor, LTA has found itself being out-muscled by the newer, larger sponsorship groups.

Spoiler: Pappy's Pizza (click to show/hide)

Pappy's Pizza- 5 Coin, 1 Prestige
CEO- Pappy
Industry- Mom & Pop. Favors Low Marketability.
Image- None
Relationships- Pappy +3

Pappy's Pizza started out as a small pizza parlor in Brooklyn before the endorsement of the (newly famous) Mario Brothers vaulted them into the big time. Now, Pappy's Pizza Parlors are springing up across the Mushroom Kingdom, and Pappy has decided to endorse MKL to bring his product to the multiverse, as well as to sponsor the sport he loves. Pappy is widely regarded as a kind and generous employer, although with far smaller Coin reserves than the other big companies.

Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)

Crank
Sponsor- Nookington's
Points- 9
Fame- 2
Coin- 7
Last Race- 1-1

Kart
Module Installed- High Acceleration, Sticky Wheel

Spoiler: Phantom of the Library (click to show/hide)

The Mysterious Mr. L
Sponsor- NME
Points- 9
Fame- 2
Coin- 6
Last Race- 1-2

Kart
Module Installed- Dirty Weapons, Banana Magnet

Spoiler: Taricus (click to show/hide)

Zelda
Points- 9
Fame- 2
Coin- 4
Last Race- 1-3

Kart
Module Installed- Compensator

Spoiler: Nicholas1024 (click to show/hide)

Luigi
Sponsor- Silph Co
Points- 7
Fame- 1
Coin- 1
Last Race- 1-1

Poltergust 4000
Module Installed- Nitrous, Not Aerodynamic
Module Available- High Acceleration, Rubber Band Back

Spoiler: Luke_Prowler (click to show/hide)

Captain Falcon
Sponsor- Rez Media
Points- 7
Fame- 1
Coin- 5
Last Race- 1-2

Kart
Module Installed- Compensator
Kart Damage- Sticky Wheel

Spoiler: Dirg (click to show/hide)

Dry Bones
Sponsor- Team Rocket
Points- 7
Fame- 1
Coin- 2
Last Race- 1-3

Dry Bomber
Module Installed- Ramming Speed, Banana Magnet

Spoiler: Scelly9 (click to show/hide)

Link
Sponsor- Koopa Korp
Points- 5
Fame- 0
Coin- 3
Last Race- 1-1

Kart
Module Installed- Free Item, Not Aerodynamic

Spoiler: Dwarmin (click to show/hide)

Oomph and Bradley
Points- 5
Fame- 0
Coin- 5
Last Race- 1-2

Kart
Kart Damage- Rubber Band Back

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

Shy Guy
Points- 5
Fame- 0
Coin- 2
Last Race- 1-3

Kart
Module Installed- Speedy, Faulty Weapons

Spoiler: Gatleos (click to show/hide)

King Harkinian
Points- 3
Fame- 0
Coin- 2
Last Race- 1-1

Kart
Module Installed- Rubber Band Forward, Faulty Weapons

Spoiler: 10ebbor10 (click to show/hide)

Mario
Points- 3
Fame- 0
Coin- 4
Last Race- 1-2

Kart
Module Installed- Item Bonus, Banana Magnet

Spoiler: Remalle (click to show/hide)

Vaati
Points- 3
Fame- 0
Coin- 1
Last Race- 1-3

Hurricane Eye
Module Installed- Speedy, Featherweight
Kart Damage- Sticky Wheel

Spoiler: ExKirby (click to show/hide)

Kirby
Points- 1
Fame- 0
Coin- 5
Last Race- 1-1

Kart
Kart Damage- Low Item (3 Coin to Repair)

Spoiler: Spinal_Taper (click to show/hide)

Bill Ryzer
Points- 1
Fame- 0
Coin- 1
Last Race- 1-2

The Spread-Shot
Module Installed- High Acceleration, Slow
Kart Damage- Sticky Wheel

Spoiler: MonkeyHead (click to show/hide)

MonkeyKong
Points- 1
Fame- 0
Coin- 1
Last Race- 1-3

Kart
Module Installed- Speedy, Rubber Band Back
Kart Damage- Faulty Weapons

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

Fox McCloud
Sponsor- Diamond Software
Points- 0
Fame- 1
Coin- 4
Last Race- 1-1

Kart
Module Installed- High Acceleration, Not Aerodynamic

Spoiler: freeformscholar (click to show/hide)

Counselor Grimtoad
Points- 0
Fame- 1
Coin- 7
Image- Local
Last Race- 1-2

Kart
Module Installed- Speedy, Featherweight
Kart Damage- Banana Magnet, Not Aerodynamic

Spoiler: adwarf (click to show/hide)

Boss Form Amadeus
Points- 0
Fame- 0
Coin- 4
Last Race- 1-3

Kart
Basic Kart

Spoiler: wsoxfan (click to show/hide)

Pikachu
Points- 0
Fame- 0
Coin- 2

Kart
Module Installed- Speedy, Faulty Weapons

Spoiler: The Alchemist (click to show/hide)

Conker
Points- 0
Fame- 0
Coin- 5

Basic Kart

((I thought you could still pass when Drafting?

Ah well, epic race

Just a total shame that no blue shell ever happened on anyone else this race.))

You tried, but it didn't work though. Next time, though!


Alrighty! Hopefully I can get some Sponsor Actions done later, but first I must work. The racers with fame who currently do not have a Sponsor are Zelda, Dry Bones and Captain Falcon- all three of them are also racing in the Star cup, to boot. Speaking of, the Star Cup can have up to three sponsors, so bidding for that will start soon. Also, Driver of the Week ballots are open, so cast some votes!

[Nicholas1024]

Ah, it'll be nice to race again. Anyway, down to more serious business...

Trade offer:
Looking to trade modules, I'm willing to offer my own or coins in trade, and I'm looking for a compensator in particular (although I'm interested in whatever you might have to offer).