"I'll save Miya!"
*Hefts Ax*
"Also, could anyone do something about my lunch card? Now the machine at the cafeteria place tries to shoot me whenever I order something, and blood loss gets quite annoying if you haven't eaten for four days."
Could you try rolling a coupla those boxes up for me, just to see? They look quite fun...
Alright. Lets roll up some new ones and see if there are even any in your price range....
A few that you could probably afford if you feel like going to see nyars.
"i left it another reality. i choose team 'tactical cowardice'."
skip out on combat mission, try to guesstimate how strong my tusks are. would they make good weapons?
Steve shrugs.
Alright. We are a volunteer organization after all.Using what standards? Good in the same way a metal folding chair would be a good weapon?
"Do we have to go? Or is this..." Chief pauses to recall the word, "a voluntary thing?"
Be on salvage team if possible. If not, and not going isn't an option, then Team Flint.
Oh, and retroactively get a single-token incubator for my lovely red moss in my room and seed it with a bit of the moss I have with me. Half of a fistful, as it were. Set heating and moisture to roughly room temperature and 50% relative humidity. Get a bit of food from somewhere and add it to the incubator to provide an adequate substrate. Something meaty, preferably.
>It's voluntary and you can go salvage if you really want, but we could use people on those shuttles. Even just people to run out and help carry bodies back. Up to you.scuttle scuttle
You scuttle out of the air vent and hide in a dark corner.
On second thought*, switch out that force infuser with two packs of standard grenades. And then jog to the hangar, humming something resembling action music. And pointing my gun around. And making pew pew noises.
*okay, that's like third thought by now.
[wiki] people!
You hum the theme song from an ancient movie and proceed to violate all sorts of gun safety tips.
Jason nods after hearing the responses from Xan and Steve. "Good to know. I'm gonna go grab that gear." He states before heading to the armory.
Go get some maneuvering gear from the armory, and a few artifact containers, then back to the hangar. Grab gear for Xan and Chief while I'm at the armory.
Done and done. But I don't know why you'd need artifact containers. We're salvaging our troops, not the ship. The ship is gone. Vaporized.
Alright, let's get to work Hansan.
Head to the ships, see what we have and how things have been laid out already. Identify which shuttles aren't getting bombs put in them.
Alright, let's get to work Hansan.
Head to the ships, see what we have and how things have been laid out already. Identify which shuttles aren't getting bombs put in them.
"Ok."
Assist Kriellya's character.
((OOC: what's your characters name again?))
They have, thoughtfully, arranged a frankly frightening number of bombs next to the designated ships. Seriously, these things are on pallets, arranged in 8 rows of 8 and then the pallets are stacked. There are like 10 pallets per ship as well. This thing is gonna go big. It appears that the way it is designed to go is that it will dump the pallets while high in the atmosphere and pepper the planet's surface with them. It's a nuclear carpet bombing run. It appears they need to be rigged to blow via a remote signal; there are a bunch of modules in a box near the bombs; single use quantum entanglement switches by the look of it. To make sure the bombs blow when then need to and that there's no signal loss.
People aren't volunteering very quick here. We've got all of two people who are on the ground mission now. Hurry it up guys, or I'm duct taping you to the shuttles and using you as ablative heat shielding
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