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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6012321 times)

Execute/Dumbo.exe

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((Cooking mama: What the hell is that edition.))
"Perfect! And they said I couldn't become a chef!
Hey, you![Persus13] Try this!"
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He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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check boxes for notes or engravings. Pick up one of the ribs, is it shaped like a weapon of sorts?

also count them and see if they can notch into each other.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2015, 07:25:54 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Mesk blinks at Maurice's speech, before nodding quietly, and responds after a moment of consideration.  "I... I don't know what to say.  You should know that I... I mean, I hope you know that I've never seen you with anything but respect, Maurice.  I'll help you, even if I don't really know what's going on... good luck."
He takes the proffered knife and begins preparing for the operation.



"I d-don't remember anything about her- her parents, though."
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PERFECT!
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Maurice nodded solemnly.
Thank you, Mesk. I will not forget this, not in this life, not in the next.
He handed the knife, still holding it wrapped in cloth.
Be warned, the moment you touch the handle, it will most certainly want to make you dissect people. Surgery is a form of that, so I hope that its craving for murder will be channelled into something useful.
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Nikitian kneels in front of his computer, fresh lamb's blood on his hands, and prays to the dark powers for answers about armor thickness.

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"Here goes nothing! I just hope it isn't a really small invisible electro bear."

Open box  CAS-CAF-RP-Pm225: DECEITFUL IVORY and see what goodies are within.
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((Cooking mama: What the hell is that edition.))
"Perfect! And they said I couldn't become a chef!
Hey, you![Persus13] Try this!"

"What is it? What are those green and brown flecks in that?"

Take a look at what books are in the rec room.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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"Ciel!? Ciel!"

Ryan runs around, before ending up by the man who cooked food.

"Have you seen my... What the hell it that? Food?"
« Last Edit: March 13, 2015, 10:27:52 pm by Pufferfish »
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Start with identifying those planets where the political leadership, the target of these messages, could even remotely be swayed. Because I kinda doubt our chances of converting a magister lounging on Earth-3. Then, you can adapt your content to the target audience where success is most likely. After that, once you see what works and what doesn't, you can use what you learned to try and crack harder targets, so to speak.

Does that help in any way?

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Yes, Blessed* General.  We will work to spread the light of Steve through his desired methods.


*pronounced bless-ed
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Jobasio eventually gets over himself, casts aside his blanket and goes to find some pants whilst glaring at anyone looking in his direction.

>Go get some pants. Wear them. And a shirt.

>Then go back to the Armory.


"Ahem. Sorry about that." He glances askance at the flaming-hands-guy for a moment, then looks back to the AM.
"Might I trouble you for a pair of cam-eyes? I believe they are five tokens, yes? Unless of course you've changed your policy on selling single cam-eyes, in which case I shall take just one. Otherwise, here." He slides the tokens across the counter.

>Purchase either a single cam-eye or, if that's not possible, a pair of cam-eyes.
Then go to the Medbay to get just one cam-eye installed, in place of whichever of my organic eyes is weaker.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2015, 09:16:55 pm by Yoink »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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((Cooking mama: What the hell is that edition.))
"Perfect! And they said I couldn't become a chef!
Hey, you![Persus13] Try this!"

"What is it? What are those green and brown flecks in that?"

Take a look at what books are in the rec room.
"Cake.
Definitely Cake."
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He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Get into VR. load up two standard UWM sods. See how well I do just punching one of them until he's disabled. After that, see how well I do using wing chun/kung fu moves and how fast that allows me to disable him. Then spawn a third one, and go full atatatatata on him and observe results
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"Cake.
Definitely Cake."

"What type of cake? And what are those green and brown flecks in the cake?"
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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"Cake.
Definitely Cake."

"What type of cake? And what are those green and brown flecks in the cake?"
'Well, usually it's what's left of the last person to inquire too deeply about the dessert menu.
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Execute/Dumbo.exe

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"Cake.
Definitely Cake."[/color]
"What type of cake? And what are those green and brown flecks in the cake?"
'Well, usually it's what's left of the last person to inquire too deeply about the dessert menu.
"Possibly.
You see, the green flecks are as-I mean edible confetti, green, and the brown flecks, that's from... Shaved chocolate, yhea.

As to what kind of cake it is, I can say with 100% certainty this is the best cake that could have been made by human hands.
With the ingredients anyway.
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He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."
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