“Oooo so pretty... This must be like pure happiness...”
Stand still for a minute to marvel
It is pretty wicked. And assuming you don't die, it will probably give you cool super powers. That tends to be how it works around here: if you live through your horrible infections, they very rarely have purely negative effects. Even Ivan was pretty cool for a while, before he become an unstoppable demon.
Keep standing around,
CAN DO!
I thought melted arms guy was literally melted.
Investigate past the big R&D doors. Dodge weapon fire from trigger happy guards.
Past the initial doors was a second door. That one is still locked. Melty arms there wandered in and got stopped by it before grabbing the rod and starting him on that magical adventure. So...try not to repeat his mistakes. Unless you want to both be rainbow bros and give multidimensional fist bumps.
Remove the barricade the hesitantly look out the door for danger if I see none carefully head back towards the barracks
You're in the barracks! Also I keep reading your name as "tylenol"
But yeah, you're currently barricaded in the Barracks using mattresses from the bunk beds. If you were to look outside right now, you'd probably see an empty hall, but there would definitely be the noises of people messing around off to either side.
((But i dont use my arms for lasering? Auxilary hardpoint.))
"Nope no abnormal effects on what remains of my body. Can i go back to not being a guinea pig now?"
If squidward tries putting me back in the hole: Fires lasers at squidwards tentacles and engage jump rockets to throw him off balance and escape.
If not put back in the hole: bide time and glare at tavik.
The Squid guy eventually finishes scanning you and just drops you to the ground.
"No observable modifications aside from the obvious." He says, to no one in particular.
Stay away from the dubstep guy. Go away from possible danger and wait for someone to heal.
"These happenings are fascinating, better keep my distance."
More writing down of events!
You keep jotting down events, though you're rather at a loss of words to describe some of them. Or at least a loss of eloquent words. "Shit be mad Wack yo" works but its just missing something, you know?
Kyle goes to heal someone who need it.
I think most people are ok, actually? Melty arms is beyond help, burn victim is doing ok, well, stable at least, and the one legged magpie is in a suit that auto-fixes him.
If the scientists let me approach the hole, try to retrieve two wireframe objects, preferably ones roughly foot-sized.
Hold that thought.
"Who here can fly for prolonged periods?" The Squid asks, "We need a few explorers."