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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Yuck. Still, there has to be some normal-ish food for eating. Except I have a feeling I will run into the arm burger.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Would synthflesh be edible?))

[Caellath]

((Yuck. Still, there has to be some normal-ish food for eating. Except I have a feeling I will run into the arm burger.))

((The arm burger is a true délicatesse, unparalleled by any other dish.))

[BFEL]

Not showing any weakness, huh. Well, I want to talk to her when she gets better.

((HE WANTS TO SEE HER WEAKNESS. AND THEN GET ALL UP IN HER WEAKNESS.
BY WEAKNESS I MEAN VAGINA. FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T GET THAT))

[Sean Mirrsen]

<snip>

((I think you should know, that that is by far not the weakest point of any given woman. Especially given what it is naturally intended for.

No, not the use you're thinking of. The one some time after that.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Actually, the crotch area is a highly painful area to be hit for both genders. Probably the most painful for either. I'd call it a major weak point...))

[Sean Mirrsen]

((In that regard, maybe. But given the phrasing there, I'm suspecting an invasive interaction is implied.

...I'm pretty sure Sandy could compress raw graphite into diamonds with hers.

I'm also pretty sure this line of discussion does not belong here. Shutting up in three, two, one...))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I'm confused now.))

[Sean Mirrsen]

((Good. Keep it that way.))

[piecewise]

We done here yet? Hm? Yes? Maybe? Let's roll already!

Yeah, we done here.

((DAMMIT TCM! I just bought dark souls, and now I will never look at Gwynevere the same way again. If I can actually get to her.))

oooo

How you liking it?

Go find where the kitchen is. Then eat all the food.

You somehow find a propane tank and inhale most of it.

"THAT PROPANE TASTES LIKE I'M DYING, I TELL YOU WHAT!"

((Winning!))

You head to the kitchen and stick your head under the food dispenser.  You press random buttons on the menu and stream food directly into your face. You mainline unknown food stuffs until you feel like you're gonna vomit and then you do it some more until you do.

Milno stares at the assembled people for a few more seconds before visibly shrugging. "Well, let's get moving."

Escort the survivors to the Sword, message Steve.

Not showing any weakness, huh. Well, I want to talk to her when she gets better.

You help escort the survivors back to the infirmary and then message steve.

>She'll be  be out in a moment, check the Armory.

Saint just stares at Steve for a moment before speaking.

"Yeah, now pull the other one.  Seriously, I would have to be an idiot to think that after being arrested I woke up on a freedom fighter's ship."

Saint's stare intensifies into a glare, and he leans towards Steve as he continues.

"My guess is, you're pirates that captured a UWM prison transport ship, and you're 'offering' convicts the chance to fight against the 'cruel oppressors' that captured them.  Namely by handing us whatever powerful or dangerous weapons you got from the UWM that you're sane enough to stay away from, and throwing us at whoever you don't like the look of, regardless of their alleigance.  How far off the mark am I?"

Continue to converse with Steve.

>Fairly far, but I don't really mind as long as you're able to shoot enemies and not shoot civilians. Otherwise I may have to beat you up and steal your tokens.

wake up, respond to external stimuli as appropriate

You wake up with a robot body and a new respect for the utility of lead plating.

wake up, respond to external stimuli as appropriate

yeah, this

You walk back to the ship with everyone else.

Go find where the kitchen is. Then eat all the food.

>Impede action.

"We need to ration if we're going to surviiiiiiiive!!"

You run in and grab the man injecting food into his face and start shaking him while screaming about conservation and green technology and hackysacks.

((In that regard, maybe. But given the phrasing there, I'm suspecting an invasive interaction is implied.

...I'm pretty sure Sandy could compress raw graphite into diamonds with hers.

I'm also pretty sure this line of discussion does not belong here. Shutting up in three, two, one...))

Now thats what I call a fan art opportunity.

[Harry Baldman]

"We done here, survivors. We done here," says Stacy with finality while dancing the Charleston idly.

Move survivors to the Sword! More specifically, the infirmary of the Sword. Then begin what is surely going to be a great year of loafing around and dancing wonderfully. Check if the power's still out, on that note.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Sean shutting up sounds like remarkably dull fanart.))

[syvarris]

Saint continues scowling at Steve for several seconds before he sighs and replies.

"Fine then.  I'm not buying a gun though, because I've never held one in my life.  I was working in a hospital before coming here, so I might make a decent medic.  I'll look around a bit before deciding."

Wander away, towards the infirmary/research labs area.  Watch for important or interesting looking people.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I'm not buying a gun though, because I've never held one in my life."

((So? Grate didn't have much more experience with guns--certainly not conventional ones--when he joined the HMRC, and the first time he took one into the field he became immortal!*))

_{^{*Not guaranteed for all users. Do not engage an expert amp user without appropriate protection. Do not attempt to get crushed by a boulder to become immortal. Do not sue. We have a way better legal team.}}

[kisame12794]

((Wellll, it doesn't run so well on my lappy, so everything is in slow motion, and I only got to firelink shrine before heading to sleep, but other than that and my lack of skills, pretty damn good. It'd be better if it ran better, but eh, I can deal until I can get the cash to get a better comp built. Although as soon as I do, my timing will be thrown off because I'm not in bullet time anymore.))