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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Sean Mirrsen]

May sits in Thomas's lap. "Of course you're not a failure, you're a cool sniper guy, and you've got a girlfriend with massive boobs. Can I make you something to eat? Or do you want sexytimes or maybe just a lapdance?"

((Suddenly girlfriend out of nowhere))
((Bonus points if she's in a murderous rage))
((Megabonus if he flails everywhere))

((1. Its well established, they even released a porno together for the galactic masses.
2. "She's" a robot/synthflesh monstrocity with ridiculously overproportioned funbags. Also she was a man before the AM ripped her penis off.
3. See point #1))

((She is neither a robot nor synthflesh. She's just an albino fertility goddess.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

>[The AM] doesn't like people seeing her as anything but the cavalier, apathetic person she normally is. Sitting around exhausted and haggard looking isn't something she wants to do.

(("Haggard" here means "without makeup," right? ))

((More likely 'without physical form'. Hence why she doesn't like people peering through her clothes, aside from the obvious.))

((The obvious is more than enough.))

[TCM]

((1. Its well established, they even released a porno together for the galactic masses.
2. "She's" a robot/synthflesh monstrocity with ridiculously overproportioned funbags. Also she was a man before the AM ripped her penis off.
3. See point #1))

((1. It was Amateur Hour.
2. Her skin is real, except for part of one arm and one leg which had to be replaced after they were severed in the Dam mission. And the AM did a lot more than tear Elizas's junk off.
3. And it was only because Steve keeps a recording of everything that happens on ship.
4. Her body has been appropriated to more correct proportions as of recent. At first she was completely androgynous, but after a few operations she now has the body shape of Gwynevere from Dark Souls and has the skin tone/hair of the Wii Fit Trainer.))

[kisame12794]

((DAMMIT TCM! I just bought dark souls, and now I will never look at Gwynevere the same way again. If I can actually get to her.))

[PyroDesu]

selectively intangible

((Wait, how does this work?
Are you one of those people who read Worm after I brought it up in passing? Because I'm thinking of Watch.))

((That ghost suit of mine, remember? The one that's let me go without anything more than cosmetic damage (and usually not even that) since I got it?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go find where the kitchen is. Then eat all the food.

You somehow find a propane tank and inhale most of it.

"THAT PROPANE TASTES LIKE I'M DYING, I TELL YOU WHAT!"

((Winning!))

[Xantalos]

selectively intangible

((Wait, how does this work?
Are you one of those people who read Worm after I brought it up in passing? Because I'm thinking of Watch.))

((That ghost suit of mine, remember? The one that's let me go without anything more than cosmetic damage (and usually not even that) since I got it?))

((In other words, nope.
Also, it wasn't in passing. Just saying.
*squints at multiple OOC pages of Worm discussion in the past*))

[Caellath]

Milno stares at the assembled people for a few more seconds before visibly shrugging. "Well, let's get moving."

Escort the survivors to the Sword, message Steve.

Not showing any weakness, huh. Well, I want to talk to her when she gets better.

[syvarris]

Saint just stares at Steve for a moment before speaking.

"Yeah, now pull the other one.  Seriously, I would have to be an idiot to think that after being arrested I woke up on a freedom fighter's ship."

Saint's stare intensifies into a glare, and he leans towards Steve as he continues.

"My guess is, you're pirates that captured a UWM prison transport ship, and you're 'offering' convicts the chance to fight against the 'cruel oppressors' that captured them.  Namely by handing us whatever powerful or dangerous weapons you got from the UWM that you're sane enough to stay away from, and throwing us at whoever you don't like the look of, regardless of their alleigance.  How far off the mark am I?"

Continue to converse with Steve.

[Corsair]

wake up, respond to external stimuli as appropriate

[Remalle]

wake up, respond to external stimuli as appropriate

yeah, this

[GreatWyrmGold]

selectively intangible

((Wait, how does this work?
Are you one of those people who read Worm after I brought it up in passing? Because I'm thinking of Watch.))

((That ghost suit of mine, remember? The one that's let me go without anything more than cosmetic damage (and usually not even that) since I got it?))

((I don't think Grate has been doing anything related to what Simus has been doing ever.))

Also, it wasn't in passing. Just saying.
*squints at multiple OOC pages of Worm discussion in the past*))

((It originally came up when I mentioned Newter in response to his hoping to be able to climb walls.
Actually, turning into Newter would be a lot more practical than the robot. Think about it. Wall-crawling, building-leaping, bolidly fluids so laced with hallucinogens that they incapacitate anyone who touches him just from residual sweat, prehensile tail...))

[Yoink]

Go find where the kitchen is. Then eat all the food.

>Impede action.

"We need to ration if we're going to surviiiiiiiive!!"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Go find where the kitchen is. Then eat all the food.

>Impede action.

"We need to ration if we're going to surviiiiiiiive!!"

((Ruin my devouring and shenanigans will ensue. Besides, can't we just steal more food?))

[Xantalos]

((IIRC there's a practically unlimited supply of food goo that people eat instead.))