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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6014249 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9015 on: October 25, 2012, 03:23:22 pm »

(I just had the worst, most horrible idea that hinges on repairs being free. Are they? If so, d'you think I could make some money by allowing people to practice their headshot skills by using Jim as target practice?)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9016 on: October 25, 2012, 04:08:25 pm »

"Is there any way to earn Tokens whilst on board the ship, sir? I've looked through the records and even before my first mission, inmates who dawdled and idled through their mission received five whole tokens at the expense of those alongside them.

"Is there any way I can earn while on the ship and perhaps improve my own skills and hone my knowledge - the latter especially for the coming missions?"


Inquire!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9017 on: October 25, 2012, 04:18:28 pm »

Approach Herr Doktor.
"Excuse me, Mr. Doctor? I was wondering, why do you work for the HRMC? After all, you could have left after one of your tours, and been free to do whatever you want."
« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 04:33:55 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9018 on: October 25, 2012, 04:31:34 pm »

Faith winced. 'Make it interesting.' Noooooooonononono. Well, maybe a little, but only with some reassurances.

"Uh, I see.

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Saaaaaaaay, would it be possible to make a living factory of what is more or less medifoam? I know the exact formula's proprietary, but some kind of snail or something that secretes medically safe hardening goo couldn't be too hard, could it?"

Medifoam goo.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9019 on: October 25, 2012, 04:51:31 pm »

Saaaaaaaay, would it be possible to make a living factory of what is more or less medifoam? I know the exact formula's proprietary, but some kind of snail or something that secretes medically safe hardening goo couldn't be too hard, could it?"
((And then Faith started to produce medifoam through...unusual means.))

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"You know...With the" He whistles, and bumps his fists together. "Because I don't think I've ever seen her so much as hug a guy. Well, not since whats his name, but that didn't really count."

"Then it isn't true. What gave you people that idea?" he answered quite simply. He didn't have much of an idea on why they had that idea...Maybe due to the fact she gave him the G-Shells and...hmm.

As far as he knew, she was just being nice to someone who wasn't an ass to her.

Ask.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9020 on: October 25, 2012, 04:53:53 pm »

Saaaaaaaay, would it be possible to make a living factory of what is more or less medifoam? I know the exact formula's proprietary, but some kind of snail or something that secretes medically safe hardening goo couldn't be too hard, could it?"
((And then Faith started to produce medifoam through...unusual means.))
((If she's ever forced to get a synthflesh body she's going to look into precisely this, you know. :P))
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9021 on: October 25, 2012, 07:10:37 pm »

((If she's ever forced to get a synthflesh body she's going to look into precisely this, you know. :P))
((Faith: "Oh, you're hurt! Wait a moment!" *crouches on top of person* Victim: "What are yo-OH MY GOD NOOOOOO CAN NOT UNSEE!!"))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9022 on: October 25, 2012, 07:47:52 pm »

"Can I pet him?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9023 on: October 25, 2012, 08:01:18 pm »

((If she's ever forced to get a synthflesh body she's going to look into precisely this, you know. :P))
((Faith: "Oh, you're hurt! Wait a moment!" *crouches on top of person* Victim: "What are yo-OH MY GOD NOOOOOO CAN NOT UNSEE!!"))

((The resident perverts might enjoy her medifoam dispensary.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9024 on: October 25, 2012, 08:49:33 pm »

The sermon went quite well.  Brother Lars only needed to spread the word further!  He headed down to the Armory, asked for a marker, then went to a random spot in the hallway and wrote "Trust in the great Saint Milno!" on the wall.


Vandalize.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9025 on: October 25, 2012, 09:01:10 pm »

Simus pops up and catches Lars as he's leaving, still smoking.

Listen, buddy, I'll be the last person to complain of you holding yourself in whatever crazy dogma you've concocted, but I'd appreciate if you didn't keep going on about it.

She puffs a bit of bluesmoke smoke in his face as she orates to him.

And if you do keep going on, your precious Saint Milno would likely be the last to stop me from shutting you up for a while. And Steve would be, if possible, even more apathetic.

She heads back to her bunk and starts remembering her specialist freelance team of engineers and scientists.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9026 on: October 25, 2012, 09:24:46 pm »

Lars smiled at the lady who threatened him.  This was hardly new.

"May the peace of Steve and the light of St. Milno bless your path."

He continued on without waiting for a response.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9027 on: October 25, 2012, 09:51:36 pm »

((If she's ever forced to get a synthflesh body she's going to look into precisely this, you know. :P))
((Faith: "Oh, you're hurt! Wait a moment!" *crouches on top of person* Victim: "What are yo-OH MY GOD NOOOOOO CAN NOT UNSEE!!"))

((The resident perverts might enjoy her medifoam dispensary.))
((It will be too much for them, I can assure that.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9028 on: October 25, 2012, 10:27:15 pm »

((If she's ever forced to get a synthflesh body she's going to look into precisely this, you know. :P))
((Faith: "Oh, you're hurt! Wait a moment!" *crouches on top of person* Victim: "What are yo-OH MY GOD NOOOOOO CAN NOT UNSEE!!"))

((The resident perverts might enjoy her medifoam dispensary.))
((It will be too much for them, I can assure that.))

((Then again, if they used it for what they really wanted to do, it would clog tubes.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: St. Milno
« Reply #9029 on: October 26, 2012, 02:32:45 am »

Make "Oonch, oonch" sounds and do a robot dance.
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