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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5978756 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7965 on: October 04, 2012, 08:08:13 am »

Message to Doc: Yes, but I have a question. Would it be possible to give me a tail? Something big and muscular, so I can lean back on it and get some stability. Biological or mechanical, doesn't matter.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7966 on: October 04, 2012, 08:23:49 am »

Well, see you later. Maurice smiled to Sambo, apparently ignoring the drool.

Go get the repaired suit from my locker and put it on (helmet removed and worn on the belt or somewhere (possibly just held in a hand), the prosthetic hand hidden inside the suit); put my severed left hand in the locker.
(( Roleplaying that for the sake of defining my current on-board appearance. ))
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Nikitian kneels in front of his computer, fresh lamb's blood on his hands, and prays to the dark powers for answers about armor thickness.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7967 on: October 04, 2012, 09:01:11 am »

"We were all sent here to the HMRC.[...]but I'm very grateful for it now."

"As am I. I expected strange things to happen, most likely seeing the effects of anomalies, helping the general populace, discovering alien artifacts. Only one was completed, as I guess I ruined my own chances at the other two."

Stop focusing on yourself again...

She wondered on what his last words were, if it was what she was thinking.

"So your presence here isn't seen as atonement, erm- a lighter form of termination?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7968 on: October 04, 2012, 09:15:01 am »

Wipe drool off face but leave it on shoes. Get up, follow signs to Rec Room. Look around. See who's doing what. See what's on TV if there is no VR machines free. Otherwise, use a VR machine.

((Using my super-hyper-meta-knowledge of them, just to move things along. If I don't post for a bit, just assume I'm afk or something and if at all possible, park me somewhere safe. *inside the ship though*))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7969 on: October 04, 2012, 09:32:12 am »

Watch that sports event. Try to figure out the rules.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7970 on: October 04, 2012, 09:53:45 am »

"My lady! They have not broken through the line! I urge you, we must flee before they arrive!"
Thomas takes May upon his mighty steed (Gives her a piggy-back ride) and flees to the land of the Cy'bah Kar-da'h-Sh'i-Ans (Rec Room)!
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« Reply #7971 on: October 04, 2012, 11:01:32 am »

Thomas takes May upon his mighty steed (Gives her a piggy-back ride) and flees to the land of the Cy'bah Kar-da'h-Sh'i-Ans (Rec Room)!
((Why do I have the impression this may end up with riding once again?))

"Yes, but why did you pick amps? Did you have any prior experience with them? Milno asked, looking around for a while.

Ask.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7972 on: October 04, 2012, 01:15:37 pm »

(This is just begging for your hand to get glued to your face.)

(At least it didn't get welded to his face by a teammate.[/speakingfromexperience])

"Hmm? For the project lead, maybe. Probably easier on the conscience to imagine we were given a chance at surviving, and if we die then it's on us instead of the person who made the decision. Can't say I fault them for it." He thought for a few moments. "Hey, Feyri... what do you plan on doing when you make it out?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7973 on: October 04, 2012, 03:05:30 pm »

With a sigh, Floki let his collection of scrap metal clank back to the floor. He needed tools. He didn't have any. He was just about to open the fridge to do a spot of comfort-eating when he stopped. 'Hang on,' he realised, 'I -am- surrounded by tools!' Sure, they were the metaphorical kind, but he figured they'd do.

>Borrow the forhead of some nearby, vacant-looking person and use it to hammer the metal into the aformentioned shape.

"Hey, help me out with this, wouldya? Yeah, just hold still a sec..."
Huh, that guy over there looks pretty vacant with the drool and everything. He'll do.
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The new guy sidesteps your flailing grab and keeps talking to Maurice.
"Wait, you mean like they die on mission or the training kills them?" Faith asked incredulously.

Ask Steve.

>The training.



"Nooo...." May softly complains as Thomas leaves to scout out the enemy on arrival. As Thomas disappears, the Pegasus Calypso De XXX flies in through the window. May vaults up, "Calypso? You can't be here, my husband is just outside-" "Shh....me amore." He places a hoof on her lips. "He does not know, and he if he did, vould he care? He knows what you want anyvays....and you can't argue with me. Because I'm a horse." "Oh Calypso..."

Yee-haw cowgirl.

I'm too amused by this post to let Piecewise skip it. :P
You ride that horse bareback.
Unfortunately, no, I haven't killed anybody yet.
The doctor nods for a moment and then taps on his wrist pad.

"We'll have to fix that."
"Why wouldn't I want to show it around? It's the best kind of art, I think, the kind that bends your mind when you look at it. If anyone needs their minds bent, it's definitely us. Ours are bent all the wrong ways, maybe this would straighten someone out. I'm thinking I should frame this thing and put it somewhere for all to see. It's definitely my best work."
Ask for the AM to elaborate. Get a frame that fits the painting physically and perhaps even thematically. Also, get something with which I could affix the painting to a wall in a somewhat permanent fashion (super-ultra-mega glue, perhaps, or some other means of attachment).
"If you know whats good for you, you will destroy painting and deny that it ever existed. And you'll do it now."

The armory master turns away and doesn't give you a frame or glue. How unhelpful.
Test the diffusion settings of the rifles with extra FCs.
(I'm guessing by the need for more FCs the beam isn't perfectly parallel?"


"Why wouldn't I want to show it around? It's the best kind of art, I think, the kind that bends your mind when you look at it. If anyone needs their minds bent, it's definitely us. Ours are bent all the wrong ways, maybe this would straighten someone out. I'm thinking I should frame this thing and put it somewhere for all to see. It's definitely my best work."
Ask for the AM to elaborate. Get a frame that fits the painting physically and perhaps even thematically. Also, get something with which I could affix the painting to a wall in a somewhat permanent fashion (super-ultra-mega glue, perhaps?).
(This is just begging for your hand to get glued to your face.)
With one it makes the standard beam about the thickness of a human hair. two brings it down to about half that. The most diffused setting shrinks to about 2 inches at 20 feet and about an inch with 2 chambers.
Message to Doc: Yes, but I have a question. Would it be possible to give me a tail? Something big and muscular, so I can lean back on it and get some stability. Biological or mechanical, doesn't matter.
>I don't see why not.
Well, see you later. Maurice smiled to Sambo, apparently ignoring the drool.

Go get the repaired suit from my locker and put it on (helmet removed and worn on the belt or somewhere (possibly just held in a hand), the prosthetic hand hidden inside the suit); put my severed left hand in the locker.
(( Roleplaying that for the sake of defining my current on-board appearance. ))
You do exactly that, putting your preserved hand away and putting on your suit.
Wipe drool off face but leave it on shoes. Get up, follow signs to Rec Room. Look around. See who's doing what. See what's on TV if there is no VR machines free. Otherwise, use a VR machine.

((Using my super-hyper-meta-knowledge of them, just to move things along. If I don't post for a bit, just assume I'm afk or something and if at all possible, park me somewhere safe. *inside the ship though*))
You wipe your mouth and head across the room to the VR machines. You sit down in one and hook yourself in.
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Watch that sports event. Try to figure out the rules.
It appears to be a game called "Professional Maul Ball". The rules seem to be something like football/soccer with teams trying to get a ball into the opposing team's goal. However there don't seem to be any rules beyond that, as evidenced by the gratuitous violence and spectators throwing weapons into the fray. 
"My lady! They have not broken through the line! I urge you, we must flee before they arrive!"
Thomas takes May upon his mighty steed (Gives her a piggy-back ride) and flees to the land of the Cy'bah Kar-da'h-Sh'i-Ans (Rec Room)!
You put May in a fireman's carry and charge into the Rec room before doing a spinning throw and hurling her onto the couch and the guy sitting on the couch.

"I AM A MAN AND A HALF!"
Thomas takes May upon his mighty steed (Gives her a piggy-back ride) and flees to the land of the Cy'bah Kar-da'h-Sh'i-Ans (Rec Room)!
((Why do I have the impression this may end up with riding once again?))

"Yes, but why did you pick amps? Did you have any prior experience with them? Milno asked, looking around for a while.

Ask.
"I tried some weapons out in the vr and they seemed the most useful and the ones I was best at using." She shrugs.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7974 on: October 04, 2012, 03:27:35 pm »

"Thanks and see you later."

Milno actually had more questions, such as "How much subordination do you owe the ship and the HMRC if you actually decide to stay over ten missions?", if only for the fact he wondered why someone would want to stay over the required number of missions.

The place was basically a lair of idiots (he did not exclude himself from the count either), and anyone who wanted to stay there probably had a good reason...Like the thrill of combat, maybe?

His fists - both the organic, protected by the gauntlet, and the mechanical one - opened and closed as if testing his strength, feeling what had become of him in the small amount of time he had spent in the HMRC...And Milno felt that maybe he liked it.

Go to the VR, use the slip given by the AM to check on the battlesuit's features.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7975 on: October 04, 2012, 03:36:58 pm »

"Oh my. You really think it's that bad, huh? I'll go find a nice place to destroy it right now, I guess. Wouldn't want to make a mess here."
Is it really that bad? It looks absolutely glorious to me. It couldn't hurt to ask someone else about it, I think.
Leave quietly with the painting under my arm while the AM is distracted by Milno. Go to the rec room. Find somebody who looks suitably artistic and show them the painting. Ask for their opinion on it.
"Hello, my name is Stacy Buttle. May I trouble you for a second, I just need to get a second opinion on a painting." He brandishes the horrifying work of art. "What do you think of it? I think it's absolutely wonderful, but the Armory Master seems to think it's terrible. However, I'm sure that I might be biased, being the author and all. I need you to give your opinion on it, so that I may see the unquestionable truth of the matter."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7976 on: October 04, 2012, 03:43:48 pm »

(How does it translate in terms of modifiers?)
Exit VR. Sit at a table and contemplate how to convert a guass rifle into a sniper.
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« Reply #7977 on: October 04, 2012, 03:46:00 pm »

Exit VR. Sit at a table and contemplate how to convert a guass rifle into a sniper.
((Contemplate it aloud and someone may help you. "May" being the keyword here. :P))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7978 on: October 04, 2012, 03:49:23 pm »

((Now I'm curious who's gonna get shown the pretty picture. Also curious about the picture, obviously.))

"What?! Why would- nevermind, I'll just ask him, I guess...?"

She began typing a message to the Doctor on her wristpad.

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Doctor-

Is it true your training routinely kills people? If so, why?

"So... how many have there been that have actually mastered it?" she asked Steve, somewhat dreading the answer. "And... assuming there's any, what have they been like?"

Ask Steve, message Doctor
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread:Naked Pingpong
« Reply #7979 on: October 04, 2012, 04:11:08 pm »

Message to Doc: I'm ready when you are then. I'm just outside the doors to the back.
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