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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5978972 times)

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5880 on: August 27, 2012, 04:52:41 pm »

Hopefully this is the right one :).

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Boards the ship and immediately goes to sign up for the next available mission.
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Radio Controlled

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5881 on: August 27, 2012, 04:53:18 pm »

'Hmm, better get dressed, this is no way to be runnin' round in... wherever this is'
put on clothes
'Hello, anybody here?!'
Examine the clothes i'm wearing

(( hey gm, i got a question: is there a limit to the amount of times those Psychokinetic Amplifier can be used? 'Cause they are usually just as expensive as the normal manipulators))
« Last Edit: August 27, 2012, 05:06:58 pm by Radio Controlled »
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21:26   <XYZ>: I know nothing about this, but I have strong opinions about it.
Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

Taricus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5882 on: August 27, 2012, 05:04:52 pm »

"King of england?! Oh I am going to enjoy this..." Karen switched off the kinetic amplifier before giving one englishman a proper whooping

Karen proceeded to the "King of England", and started beating the crap out of him.
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We sided with the holocaust for a fucking +1 roll

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5883 on: August 27, 2012, 05:06:07 pm »

Cloud hears the sound of fighting and following it leans on the door frame laughing.
Then mutters dam i wish i had some popcorn.
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Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5884 on: August 27, 2012, 05:07:12 pm »

(Sure are a lot of escaped lunatics around here these days. )

Check the knife.  Is there blood on it?  If so, what's happening to the blood?
Then head to wherever the gym is and work out for a while.  Try and figure out what's changed; am I stronger, faster, more agile?  Is my endurance any better?


Fake edit: Ignore the would-be regicide all the way.
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Taricus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5885 on: August 27, 2012, 05:11:19 pm »

((It ain't regicide if it isn't murder :P ))
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mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5886 on: August 27, 2012, 05:16:11 pm »

" Nudges Karen " you may want to avoid giving him any broken bones you might need him later on.
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Taricus

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5887 on: August 27, 2012, 05:17:04 pm »

((Nothing that can't heal :P ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5888 on: August 27, 2012, 05:18:01 pm »

((He did get super regeneration...))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5889 on: August 27, 2012, 05:18:42 pm »

" Smiles then shrugs " im new here maybe he deserves it.
" Wanders over and kicks him in the stomach ".
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Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5890 on: August 27, 2012, 05:23:33 pm »

Ignore everybody hitting me.

(I'm kind of interested in the limits of my regen.  Will there be a point I don't regenerate any more?  What happens if I don't eat?  What happens if I'm exposed to a continuous source of damage, like fire or vacuum?  What about brain injuries?
But I'd rather not find out the hard way.)
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mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5891 on: August 27, 2012, 05:25:49 pm »

" Turns round and starts to walk off " have fun with your punching bag.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5892 on: August 27, 2012, 05:32:37 pm »

Hopefully this is the right one :).

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Boards the ship and immediately goes to sign up for the next available mission.
Since Mr. Strife is new here and has no missions under his belt he's joining the other newbies as guaranteed to go on the next mission. That leaves us with only 4 spots open. A bunch of fresh conscripts going into the unknown with more then likely relatively few veterns? Should be fun.

You flop out of your stasis pod, naked and covered in goo next to another similarly attired man. Huh.

'Hmm, better get dressed, this is no way to be runnin' round in... wherever this is'
put on clothes
'Hello, anybody here?!'
Examine the clothes i'm wearing


You grab some clothing from the bin near the stasis pods and put it on. It's a gray and uninteresting unisex mix of pants and a shirt. Probably better then being naked though.

"Hello, anybody here?"

>Hello.

A voice comes from somewhere unspecific but seemingly all around you.

"King of england?! Oh I am going to enjoy this..." Karen switched off the kinetic amplifier before giving one englishman a proper whooping

Karen proceeded to the "King of England", and started beating the crap out of him.
[str:4+1]
You walk up to the man at the table who is distracted examining his knife and punch him square in the jaw with all your might. You can feel the bone break and his jaw pop out of place with a wet crunch. You step back, shaking the sting out of your hand and smiling.

The man turns and looks at you his shattered jaw hanging limply. He doesn't look angry or even in pain. He looks more confused then anything. A moment later his jaw suddenly jerks back into place and a bit of steam leaks out his mouth as the bones audibly repair and reset themselves. The man grabs a hunk of food from the plate next to it and jams it in his mouth.

"Now that hardly seems warranted." The man says, chewing while speaks, "You should see someone about those anger issues."

He then spits out a few teeth and a bit of blood before wandering off.

Cloud hears the sound of fighting and following it leans on the door frame laughing.
Then mutters dam i wish i had some popcorn.
You follow the sound of bones breaking to the Rec/mess room but by the time you get there the fight, or what you assume was a fight, is over. Aww.

(Sure are a lot of escaped lunatics around here these days. )

Check the knife.  Is there blood on it?  If so, what's happening to the blood?
Then head to wherever the gym is and work out for a while.  Try and figure out what's changed; am I stronger, faster, more agile?  Is my endurance any better?


Fake edit: Ignore the would-be regicide all the way.
As you walk away from the very mean lady who punched you in the head you take a look at your knife. Yep, blood is still there and nothing seems to be happening to it. How odd. You head over to the gym and work out a bit, trying to feel if anything is different. You don't seem any stronger, faster or more agile, but working out doesn't seem to tire you either.

And then someone comes and kicks you in the stomach. That isn't very nice at all.

" Smiles then shrugs " im new here maybe he deserves it.
" Wanders over and kicks him in the stomach ".
[str:4]
You kick that guy who you don't know in the stomach pretty damn hard. He doesn't seem very bothered by it.

mesor

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5893 on: August 27, 2012, 05:35:11 pm »

" Begins walking around the ship hoping to find some clothes ".
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Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Mission 7 recruiting now.
« Reply #5894 on: August 27, 2012, 05:50:13 pm »

"This ship sure hasn't gotten more friendly."
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