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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6003495 times)

Scelly9

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5400 on: August 16, 2012, 06:25:04 pm »

Sample the cream.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5401 on: August 16, 2012, 07:31:26 pm »

"-.-- --- ..- | -.- -. --- .-- --..-- | -.-- --- ..- | .- .-. -. .----. - | ... --- | -... .- -.. | ... - . ...- . .-.-.- |"

((You know, you arn't so bad Steve.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5402 on: August 16, 2012, 09:36:20 pm »

Sample the cream.
You rub a bit of the cream on yourself. It doesn't do anything, at least nothing you can see. Huh.

"-.-- --- ..- | -.- -. --- .-- --..-- | -.-- --- ..- | .- .-. -. .----. - | ... --- | -... .- -.. | ... - . ...- . .-.-.- |"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5403 on: August 16, 2012, 10:04:45 pm »

"That would work well. Can you make it so it's auto-adjusting so the helmet fits closely on someone's head? Also, how good can the armor on the MKIII be modified?"

After getting his answers, Bishop nodded and wandered off to find that strange medical looking guy he passed on the way to the armory. Once he found him again, he looks over the containers he has curiously.

"You got anything in there that's good for a techie?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5404 on: August 16, 2012, 11:05:07 pm »

((I've a feeling I'll ever regret asking what would happen to me once if I revive...

Bah.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5405 on: August 17, 2012, 12:52:54 am »

Peel away the rest of the protective layer, see if I can somehow harness the sphere's power for myself.
((You know, I kind of guessed that the smallest, cheapest sphere would be the one to have an Artifact of Doom.))
« Last Edit: August 17, 2012, 12:55:50 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5406 on: August 17, 2012, 02:26:00 am »

((I just really goddamn hope that isn't a grenade or something. ಠ_ಠ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5407 on: August 17, 2012, 02:38:12 am »

(If it is, luckily he's in the barracks alone. ^^^)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5408 on: August 17, 2012, 02:54:34 am »

((That is why Timmy ran off to the barracks. He needs some alone time with the artifact of potentially unspeakable peril. Also, if it's a grenade or some kind of explosive, I will have A: killed myself, and B: wasted my tokens even if I haven't killed myself. That's the worst case scenario. Second worst case scenario - it's a single use item with a temporary effect, whatever that might be. Unfortunately, the grenade scenario, even if by some miracle it isn't as powerful as a megaton charge, will still mean that any stuff (possibly Feyri's diary, plus any stuff in the lockers, I think) in the barracks will be toast.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5409 on: August 17, 2012, 02:55:51 am »

(Maybe you'll get lucky and it'll be a permanent, if minor, buff.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5410 on: August 17, 2012, 02:59:02 am »

((Well, that's the second-best case scenario. The best case would be if it's a conventional weapon that I can kill stuff with. However, those would rely on me getting lucky, and who ever gets truly lucky in Einsteinian Roulette?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5411 on: August 17, 2012, 03:03:39 am »

(Considering the amount of molesters we have/had on board, and how quickly those with flesh bodies get injured or non-fatally mutilated, I'm going to say I got lucky straight off. :D)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5412 on: August 17, 2012, 03:05:01 am »

((Also, I spent all my good rolls on intuition. Catastrophes lie ahead. And I doubt that sphere does anything minor, judging from the description.))
« Last Edit: August 17, 2012, 03:06:49 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5413 on: August 17, 2012, 07:21:33 am »

"weapons in general"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5414 on: August 17, 2012, 07:24:23 am »

((OhS-

Someone remembered I had a diary...))
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