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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6004262 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5385 on: August 16, 2012, 02:46:44 pm »

Start searching nearby buildings.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5386 on: August 16, 2012, 03:22:49 pm »

((Oh man. I got a leg from Pyro's first character, didn't I?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5387 on: August 16, 2012, 03:24:26 pm »

((Oh man. I got a leg from Pyro's first character, didn't I?))
((He evaporated. You may have got one from my first character, Adrian.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5388 on: August 16, 2012, 03:25:31 pm »

Run off to the barracks, cackling like mad. Once there, peel away the plastic coating. Then attempt to determine what the magic ball is used for again, preferably without blowing myself up.
You scamper to the barracks and take a seat on one of the beds, hiding your new treasure from prying eyes. You carefully start picking off the plastic coating with your finger nails, scraping away until you finally crack away a large piece and expose part of the sphere.
[intuition:5]
You have sudden feeling of enormity, as though the universe itself as turned one great eye upon you and the weight of the stars fell upon your shoulders. You breathe shallowly.

Find out if I can still fight.
[aux:5+1-1]
You lift your arm, not easy with all these cables in it, and start punching your way through menus. Cloak is gone, right arm armor took minor damage, and the primary cameras were fried by the light. That and about a dozen other minor problems but nothing critical. You reroute the cam feed to secondary cams and eject the cloak anchors before standing up.

Find some medical staff member.
"Hey, um, do you, do you mind if I, uh, help out when the wounded from, from the mission get back?"
"Uh," One of the doctors seems hesitant "I don't think we can let you do that unless you ask the Doctor first. He's the one in charge."

Start searching nearby buildings.
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Those workers you saw scattered like rats when you surprised them, chances of them hanging around here are low. Probably best to head back to their fire and track one of them from there.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5389 on: August 16, 2012, 03:28:06 pm »

(That reminds me.)

Ask the same guy:
"Also, could you, make a clone of me, from my spine?"

Once he's answered, go off to see The Doctor.
"Um... do you need, help, when the wounded come back from, uh, the mission?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5390 on: August 16, 2012, 03:29:10 pm »

((He evaporated. You may have got one from my first character, Adrian.))
((Nope, Adrian's body wasn't recovered, and Pyro's first character had his legs exchanged for those digi-grade ones. So yes, there is a chance kisame got one of Nekarios' legs.))
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5391 on: August 16, 2012, 03:30:21 pm »

((What's this about new/replacement legs?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5392 on: August 16, 2012, 03:41:47 pm »

((He evaporated. You may have got one from my first character, Adrian.))
((Nope, Adrian's body wasn't recovered, and Pyro's first character had his legs exchanged for those digi-grade ones. So yes, there is a chance kisame got one of Nekarios' legs.))

((Oh gods. We've all been potentially swapping body parts without knowing it, every time a member asks for an organic limb replacement.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5393 on: August 16, 2012, 03:50:18 pm »

Roger goes to the armory and reads the sign.  "Can I have an Emergency Kit and a Laser Rifle?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5394 on: August 16, 2012, 03:55:24 pm »

Continue killing enemy's in various ways.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5395 on: August 16, 2012, 03:58:19 pm »

Head back to the fire and look for tracks.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5396 on: August 16, 2012, 04:31:23 pm »

(That reminds me.)

Ask the same guy:
"Also, could you, make a clone of me, from my spine?"

Once he's answered, go off to see The Doctor.
"Um... do you need, help, when the wounded come back from, uh, the mission?"
"No."
You shrug and roll off to talk to the doctor. You find him poking away at a datapad in a corner of the infirmary.

"No." He cocks his head when he sees what you're holding, "Ah. Beat-all Tek eh?"

Roger goes to the armory and reads the sign.  "Can I have an Emergency Kit and a Laser Rifle?"
The armory master hands you the items and takes your tokens.

Continue killing enemy's in various ways.
You look around. The immediate area around you is nothing but fire and ash, the burning light of the megaton charge still blinding before you. You don't see anything else alive for more then a mile around you.

Head back to the fire and look for tracks.
You walk back to the fire and stop to look around once you get there. [int:2] Uh....how do You track again? Damn it.


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5397 on: August 16, 2012, 04:41:46 pm »

Put on the armor, sample the creme.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5398 on: August 16, 2012, 05:51:45 pm »

"Uh, yeah, of course.  Could you, could you remind me how to, uh, use this?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5399 on: August 16, 2012, 06:19:12 pm »

Put on the armor, sample the creme.
You put the cream down for the moment and place the plate of armor against your chest, looking for some way to attach it. As you grope for a strap or clasp, you notice that the armor appears to be melting on you, becoming fluid like mercury. Within seconds it's melted onto you completely and has spread out across you, flowing all over you in droplets and clumps. Eventually the fluid coalesces into a large glob and slips between your shoulder blades, stopping and remaining still on the center of your back.

"Uh, yeah, of course.  Could you, could you remind me how to, uh, use this?"
The doctor looks at the object and nods, more to himself then anyone else.

"Complete personal unit. Press buttons in order. Machine should do the rest."

He turns to walk away but then stops and addresses you again.

"They said it was painless when they marketed it. You'll have to tell me if thats true."

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