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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5978877 times)

Zako

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4770 on: July 23, 2012, 10:24:03 pm »

((Oh god. HE'S A HIVEMIND! Either that or they are all robots slaved to one brain. Either way, holy shitballs.))

"Oh it's you again. How about not being so cryptic this time? And what do you mean by salvation?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4771 on: July 23, 2012, 10:30:59 pm »

Jim gathered the fragile reiterpallasch and all the remaining scrap, smelted it down, and attempted to make a cutlass in place of the kilij, make an arming sword after that, and going on from there. During his rest breaks to regain his mental faculties, he sharpened the claymore and katana as well as headed to the rec room and helped Mesk get into VR before returning to his work.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4772 on: July 23, 2012, 10:35:40 pm »

((Well crap.  That's what I get for being stupid though.  Still, I wanted to try out a few things, like melting the barrel.))

Well, let's the AV again.  This time, I'll select duel.  Before that, though, check out that pamphlet.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4773 on: July 23, 2012, 11:15:33 pm »

"Battlesuit fibers?" thought Brother Lars... probably too heavy, but worth a shot.

Tinker up such a creation.  Get price quote on its construction.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4774 on: July 23, 2012, 11:33:45 pm »

Lukas was annoyed that the doctor gave him yet another mysterious answer. "Yeah, well. Here is the thing. Progress could mean anything. Do you want to turn me into some kind of super soldier, pitting me against every other abomination you make until a stronger one can take my place? Do you want me to resurrect flying cars and turn them into an instant success? Do you want me to have sex with a higher being in order to start your own super advanced race? I don't really care what it is that you want me to do, as long as you just tell me." Lukas looked back at the other doctors and nurses that were staring at him. "What's your problem? Oh, what? Are you all gonna answer me in unison now too?" Lukas used to be a little bit afraid of the doctor but he seemed to have gotten over that fear after killing the other robot-guy. He might even take another try against that nasty girl in the VR-machine again.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4775 on: July 24, 2012, 01:29:28 am »

"Dammit. Maybe the Doc can do something. And I'm tired of three legs. I asked for four."

Head to medical.

"The hell is that thing? Looks like a golem."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4776 on: July 24, 2012, 01:45:03 am »

"Welp!  That was weird.  Time for video games."
To the VR machines!  Again!
"Uh, a little help h-here?  Anyone...?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4777 on: July 24, 2012, 01:50:33 am »

(I'm going to see if I can help you out, Remalle. Just let me edit my action real quick... We can just claim you paged Jim or something since he said earlier Mesk could if he needed something.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4778 on: July 24, 2012, 03:55:27 am »

((A cutlass/saber would be pretty cool. Just sayin'. :)

Also, I have so many excellent ideas for weapons/gadgets to create... Hopefully I survive long enough to do so!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4779 on: July 24, 2012, 03:59:26 am »

(Ask and I shall edit. :P Making a cutlass in place of the kilij now.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4780 on: July 24, 2012, 04:00:37 am »

((It will be like, purely a coincidence if that happens to resemble the Hootzal family sword... Not like, meta-gaming or anything. ;)))
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4781 on: July 24, 2012, 04:04:58 am »

(Indeed. On the other hand, if it doesn't, you can always ask Jim to make some edits when you get back to the ship. :3)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4782 on: July 24, 2012, 04:26:38 am »

((Someone should totally update the tropes page for this. Tons of interesting stuff has happened!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4783 on: July 24, 2012, 05:24:42 am »

((Someone should totally update the tropes page for this. Tons of interesting stuff has happened!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4784 on: July 24, 2012, 05:58:44 am »

((Can Jim make an Arming Sword? :3))
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