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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6012740 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3735 on: July 04, 2012, 02:43:58 pm »

Seeing his clone shrug, Gorat realizes that the action wasn't specific enough (or not possible). He sets the clone to use 200 degrees Celsius no matter what, observes, then resets.

Do the above, then start a new simulation.

Randomly choose a known sapient xeno as the enemy, give it fitting low-level grunt equipment. Start a duel in an environment fitting to the xeno, putting us at a randomized distance between 100 and 1000 feet. Display short xeno information before the battle starts, then unpause.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3736 on: July 04, 2012, 03:57:53 pm »

"Well this is akward. I guess it will take some getting used to. I hope I never see you again."

Back to the VR.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3737 on: July 04, 2012, 05:29:39 pm »

Very well.

Head over to the Armory.

One of the doctors in the infirmary said I should talk to you about modifying an already existing prosthetic?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3738 on: July 04, 2012, 07:13:07 pm »

((There must be a trope somewhere about what Jim and Milno are doing in the VR. Something I've no control over, but my character doesn't know.))

Feyri looked at the duo of Milno, exasperated. "I've been reading too much on the Terminator..."

"Computer, how much would it cost to attach armor plates to my...vulnerable areas?

And yes, the design that was meant for rapid-fire. The one that won't blow up."


Ask this, then order a heuristics scan on the Milno Bot II
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3739 on: July 04, 2012, 07:16:55 pm »

>Faith and Charro.
Someone, someone who is bleeding from a big bite wound in their hand, runs screaming past the door to the armory. Yeah...thats fairly normal.

"Owaaaaaaaah! Taste my fruits!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3740 on: July 04, 2012, 07:22:18 pm »

VR Milnos: Both Milnos look at each other before turning to Feyri. "Of course she has to protect her '...vulnerable areas'." one of them says, using the same dramatic pause she used.

"Yeah, Jim would be very disappointed if her 'goods' got damaged in any way before he even had the chance to try them." the other quips back while giggling.


((Oh yea. Two Milnos.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3741 on: July 04, 2012, 07:28:07 pm »

((Tiruin, you must have Feyri spawn more Milno. It wouldn't be fun for Feyri, but it would be very amusing to all.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3742 on: July 04, 2012, 07:29:34 pm »

>Faith and Charro.
Someone, someone who is bleeding from a big bite wound in their hand, runs screaming past the door to the armory. Yeah...thats fairly normal.

"Owaaaaaaaah! Taste my fruits!"
((-_-))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3743 on: July 04, 2012, 07:30:08 pm »

VR Jim: Be Big Jim Slade. If you know what I mean. (And I doubt anyone does... >.>)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3744 on: July 04, 2012, 07:30:54 pm »

((Tiruin, you must have Feyri spawn more Milno. It wouldn't be fun for Feyri, but it would be very amusing to all.))
((I know, but Feyri doesn't.  :P))

Feyri glared at Milno. "Somehow I'm thinking Milno inserted an integrated personality chip in you."

Those references...goodness.

"Jim is right there."

((I don't! :3))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3745 on: July 04, 2012, 07:47:27 pm »

VR Milno 1 shrugs. "Hey, you should not be so angry. I am sure mercenaries are pretty experienced in having lonely happy times."

VR Milno 2 giggles. "Yeah, I'm sure she could perform quite a show if she wanted to."
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3747 on: July 04, 2012, 07:54:26 pm »

((I saw that one. Feyri is literally screwed lest she runs for her life.))

Both VR Milnos: Fly some meters away and watch Jim going Big Jim Slade on Feyri.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3748 on: July 04, 2012, 07:58:08 pm »

(Hey, from all accounts that's a good thing. :)))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Hightech death machines before hos
« Reply #3749 on: July 04, 2012, 08:36:48 pm »

Charro stared at Lukas briefly before turning back to the AM with a sigh. He was starting to feel a bit foolish.
Maybe he should've thought this whole helmet idea through a bit more before bugging her. Oh well.
"Well, the latter two options, I guess. But how much is this one, first of all. If it's cheap enough maybe I'll just take it.
I really don't know much about this stuff."
He looks back to the doorway/screaming maniac. "By the way... Did he take the same stuff I did? Whoah."
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