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[GlyphGryph]

Orrrr we ran out of people to make pengin art for, and many of our artists are at work? The last couple pages have all been in like a dozen hours man!

[Johuotar]

I had this awesome request I was going to make but I cant remember it anymore. 

[Greiger]

Who here was actually around during the Various' nuke?

*raises hand*

I was only watching the fireworks on the sidelines though.  Didn't contribute much.

[penguinofhonor]

Who here was actually around during the Various' nuke?

Me! I like to think I played an integral part of it as one of the people who jumped on the bandwagon and spammed where everyone else was spamming.

People were making penguin art, and that was a bit silly, but what is this new nonsense? This thread has become some manner of tawdry forum game. The last few pages are nothing but spam.

You have already lost, and you did the bronies’ work for them. In merely “declaring war”, kaijyuu has made you soil your own rookery and doom the meme. Well played, kaijyuu.

Yeah, the penguin revival is pretty much on its way out at this point.

[Lord Dullard]

Who here was actually around during the Various' nuke?

Yarr. But I was basically an upper-forumer in those days so, while I did post in VN every now and again, I stayed away from all of the crazy stuff mostly because I had no idea what was going on.

Yeah, the penguin revival is pretty much on its way out at this point.

At least some nifty avatars were got. I have two penguin avatars more than I started with.

[GlyphGryph]

I had a great time making avatars, too.

[Johuotar]

Yeah well new recruits are kinda on low supply now. But now that I have found avatar rotation I can keep one ponguin avvy always.

[Fenrir]

I would like to submit to the record that my post sounds more annoyed and accusative than I had intended. To read it, one might think I was a little more emotionally invested in this than is seemly for an adult.

“OMG U RUIND TEH PENGUNS FOREVAR GAIS! GOOD JOB, KAIJYUU”

[Lord Dullard]

I met a traveller from a frozen land
Who said: "Two short and stumpy legs of stone
Stand in the tundra. Near them, in the snow,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose beak,
And wrinkled brow, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those honkings read
Which yet survive, stamped on these flightless things,
The hoof that mocked them and the fish that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Spheniscidae, king of birds:
Look on my avatars, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, eggless and bare
The lone and chilly drifts stretch far away."

[GlyphGryph]

* GlyphGryph gives a slow clap of wings.

[Vertigon]

I think my request got lost somewhere along the way, but I handled it. If someone wants to do a better job though, that's fine :3

[MaximumZero]

* GlyphGryph gives a slow clap of wings.

* MaximumZero seconds this.

[GlyphGryph]

Oh man, I'm totally making a penguin slowclap gif when I get home.

Unless someone else beats me to it, of course.

[kaijyuu]

You have already lost, and you did the bronies’ work for them. In merely “declaring war”, kaijyuu has made you soil your own rookery and doom the meme. Well played, kaijyuu.

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[Kadzar]

We have already converted a polar bear to a penguin. Though the result was kinda disgusting so doing that is really a loss for both sides.

Also, if you're creative enough, there are many different weapons I could be. Will I blind them? Will you use the jitteriness to function as a makeshift jackhammer to drill to their land-based fortresses and destroy them from inside? Will you send my many forms to them, letting the ponies slay them, implement the remains in baked goods (as per traditional pony war-victory custom), and consume me, only to find that HOLY SHIT I'M A GENETICALLY ENGINEERED SUPER-POISON BIO-WEAPON THING and then they start bleeding flashing light from every orifice and die painfully (like an internal Lord English dance party where he parties a little too hard)? i hope i didn't use up all the imagination

If we're comparing avatar powers, mine can literally shoot magic from his gun. Provided he has caster shells. There's one shell in the picture, so he can get off at least one. Maybe not much more than that. Hm. We may be doomed.

Whether or not you only have one shot or not, I have this much more impressive magic attack. Or this.

That is pretty damn impressive, though I do have one shell that can suck a person into a tiny black hole. If you happen to watch much past that, ignore the fact that the guy comes out of it about two minutes later. Dude is super powerful, apparently.