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[Gunner-Chan]

please don't tell me fapping means that.

if it does, then that has got to be the most embarrasing misunderstanding ever.

Oh what the fuck how the aaauuuhuhhgggeegege.

Fapping means masturbating you dumbass. How... How can you be on the internet and not know that oh my god I'm laughing so hard I think I'm cutting up the inside of my throat.

[Skyrunner]

I'm really hoping it wasn't specifically directed at anyone.

I thought it was basically the noise keyboards made when a key was hit.

now it seems increasingly unlikely.

And here I was, thinking greatorder had a face of steel and a heart of something stronger than most of us folks.

[Flying Dice]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Gunner-Chan]

And here I was, thinking greatorder had a face of steel and a heart of something stronger than most of us folks.

I was thinking more a face of rubber and a wrist of steel.

[Skyrunner]

I'm really hoping it wasn't specifically directed at anyone.

I thought it was basically the noise keyboards made when a key was hit.

now it seems increasingly unlikely.

And here I was, thinking greatorder had a face of steel and a heart of something stronger than most of us folks.

what? if you met me, you'd realise my face was made of jelly and my heart made of foil.

or something.

Can I put fresh pineapple slices on your face then?

  -Only a few will understand what I said.

[Gatleos]

Also <3 secretly means penis, not heart. And you never knew.

You are now a man.

[SHAD0Wdump]

yes, for me, avatars make me subconciously go 'oh, they are that avatar!'
*fap fappity fap fap fap*
*closes door and puts 'do not disturb' sign on it*
*fappity fappity fappity fap*

Is typing really that embarrassing?

[Gunner-Chan]

I can now say that my mental image of greatorder is now forever a hairy man with bulging wrists and forearms with a hat that reads "Fapmaster supreme" in a dark room lit up only by his monitor.

[UltraValican]

yes, for me, avatars make me subconciously go 'oh, they are that avatar!'
*fap fappity fap fap fap*
*closes door and puts 'do not disturb' sign on it*
*fappity fappity fappity fap*

Is typing really that embarrassing?

He's clearly stomping grapes in order to make wine.

[ToonyMan]

Wow this most recent development is pretty funny.  Poor Greatorder...

[Gatleos]

now to remove my things from the posts.

Oooooooh, no you don't. They have been quoted for posterity.

Greatorder is a polar bear who lives on a polar conveyor belt.

Phantom is his avatar.

I fail to see how a polar bear could fap, given it's giant paws and lack of patience.

Whoa what. Who said ANYTHING about polar bears FAPPING?

ME!
*fap fappity fap fap fap*

[Skyrunner]

You know, it sounds like you knew exactly what that word meant.

[Gunner-Chan]

Fapmaster supreme greatorder. Forever preserved.

You know, for our children to experience in the future.

[Skyrunner]

now I an guarantee if someone I knew personally was on here, this'd be sigged by them purely for the sake of embarrasing me as much as possible.

(because yes, I live with people that love embarrasing others)

I know those kind of people. :p

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Fapmaster supreme greatorder. Forever preserved.

You know, for our children to experience in the future.

yes, so they know to google before posting.

I wouldn't suggest that people google fapping, personally