... i'd make a joke there, but there's a nonzero chance some loony might take it seriously so I'll just... not.
Anyway, it was probably just the noodles with the milk and eggs making a super mild flavor plus not adding enough to offset that. The only thing with salt in the whole thing was the cheese (sub one serving) and the bacon things (reduced sodium turkey bacon and under a serving of the bits)... basically under 400 mg total, or thereabouts, if I had to guess.
I think a comparison would be if it were normal canned soup in the volume I made it would have probably had like... eight or ten times that much. Maybe more. It was two or three cans worth in volume and canned soup basically bottoms out at 400 mg per serving, with 2-3 servings per can, so, like. It was less than half a can of soup of salt in a pot with 2-3 cans of stuff. It wasn't going to be super strong to begin with, it was just that something about it went even further in that direction than expected.
e: anyway, I've hit that point in adulthood where you can't eat other people's french fries because they put too damn much salt on them
upside, I'm making increasingly mean homemade frenchfries. Right now, olive oil for the air frying part, pepper/paprika/saltless chilipowder for the seasoning. It may not have salt but I can eat a hell of a lot of these damn unsalted frenchfries in one go.
Also mr spice salt free honey bbq? It's a'ight! Not, like. Great? It's no sweet baby ray or somethin'. But it's okay bbq sauce.
e2: okay, let me caveat that: It's okay as frenchfry sauce. It's legitimately damn good on this (saltless) teriyaki basted sorta' hamburger steak (i.e. oversized oblong hamburger patty). Better on meat than potato, I guess.