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Author Topic: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.  (Read 11396 times)

Corai

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....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« on: April 13, 2012, 08:12:16 pm »
We got goblins and humans left, kobold is exclusive to me.



Goblin or Human, which is more useless?
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2012, 08:19:29 pm »
Elves are useful? Sure, they make great living target practice and their rope reed can be easily ... acquired. But that doesn't make them useful. Only less useless. Gobbo's give free iron after some forceful negotiations and humans ... I don't know really. They tend to demolish a lot of kobolds in my games. Ambushes? No sirree.

Always loved Dwarves. Always hated Elves. Ain't gonna change. ;)
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2012, 08:20:06 pm »
Humans. Goblins can be mined for goblinite, and at least the clothes they wear fit dwarves...
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2012, 08:23:27 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on April 13, 2012, 08:20:06 pm
Humans. Goblins can be mined for goblinite, and at least the clothes they wear fit dwarves...

Humans bring caravans and better weapons though. Sometimes you can't process the goblinite.


Well that settles it, animal people.
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2012, 08:27:47 pm »
You slug man!
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2012, 08:34:31 pm »
I'm seriously disappointed in you guys. I thought the answer to this question would be blatantly clear by now:
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2012, 08:42:14 pm »
I don't care if they are so stupid that they pay a premium for polished pebbles and decorated pet rocks.

I refuse to be ...........friends............. with consumate perverts with purpetual splinter crotch and advanced stumprot from knocking on wood!

That kind of deviancy is just unfathomable!  Magma is a KINDNESS!
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2012, 08:43:24 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 13, 2012, 08:23:27 pm
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on April 13, 2012, 08:20:06 pm
Humans. Goblins can be mined for goblinite, and at least the clothes they wear fit dwarves...

Humans bring caravans and better weapons though. Sometimes you can't process the goblinite.


Well that settles it, animal people.
If chopping wood is sure to result in fuel then you must CHOP! The furnace operators said that, and I'd say they know a little more about smelting than you do, pal, because they ARE DOING IT!
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Keldor

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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2012, 08:45:30 pm »
Dwarfy.

What could possibly be a worse insult than that, if you think about it?
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2012, 08:49:00 pm »
Quote from: Keldor on April 13, 2012, 08:45:30 pm
Dwarfy.

What could possibly be a worse insult than that, if you think about it?
Elfy?
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2012, 08:50:30 pm »
Quote from: wierd on April 13, 2012, 08:42:14 pm
I don't care if they are so stupid that they pay a premium for polished pebbles and decorated pet rocks.

I refuse to be ...........friends............. with consumate perverts with purpetual splinter crotch and advanced stumprot from knocking on wood!

That kind of deviancy is just unfathomable!  Magma is a KINDNESS!

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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2012, 09:00:14 pm »
Quote from: ASCIt on April 13, 2012, 08:50:30 pm
Quote from: wierd on April 13, 2012, 08:42:14 pm
I don't care if they are so stupid that they pay a premium for polished pebbles and decorated pet rocks.

I refuse to be ...........friends............. with consumate perverts with purpetual splinter crotch and advanced stumprot from knocking on wood!

That kind of deviancy is just unfathomable!  Magma is a KINDNESS!

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Oh?  Just look at what flagrant botaniphilia with magic and trees with unicorns around does!

After watching that, in all honesty, can you blame me for my impulsive clawing for the magma release lever!?
« Last Edit: April 13, 2012, 09:19:08 pm by wierd »
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2012, 09:03:13 pm »
Quote from: wierd on April 13, 2012, 08:42:14 pm
I don't care if they are so stupid that they pay a premium for polished pebbles and decorated pet rocks.

I refuse to be ...........friends............. with consumate perverts with purpetual splinter crotch and advanced stumprot from knocking on wood!

That kind of deviancy is just unfathomable!  Magma is a KINDNESS!
This is a hard-hitting anti-elf post, with no curse words to boot!
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2012, 09:09:03 pm »
Why are elves no longer insulting?  What's changed?
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Re: ....Elves are useful now.....we need a new insult.
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2012, 09:13:36 pm »
Elves are definitely useful.

I mean, those swords were just sitting there, not covered in blood or anything! Thankfully, the elves helped remedy that in short order.

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Then again, in my game elves are slightly MORE useless than before, since I can't even buy clothes. I changed their size so I'm fighting LOTR-sized ones and not something that looks like it should be working for a jolly fat guy in the North Pole.
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