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[Neonivek]

I require LoLCat Jokes made when ever I kill major or last Monster...

I canz taste blood?

[Frumple]

Frumple approves of carrot's narrative impact. Kekeke.

[dragnar]

Ah, Makai Kingdom... Very fun game, though it's got some really wonky mechanics.

It kinda makes tanking the least useful in this game then in all the Nippon Ichi games.

And that's saying something!

* dragnar one-shots Disgaea's final boss.

[Darvi]

I think I hit the point where levelling a new character takes longer than just progressing through the story, but good equipment not being readily available to speed it up a bit. So I traded my soul to the Outer Gods (joke's on them, they got nothing) for the ability to speed up the process.

I'll also hold off transmigrating the characters because not only does it take a while for them to gain enough mana, but some aren't even able to do so directly yet.

[hexedmagica]

Eventually I, Bob, and Gandor pick up all the items while Hex kills the owls for disrupting the peace in the library.

Whee. I'm useful!

[Darvi]

New Guy, we gotta talk.
Is it about our relationship?
Wait, what? I don't know where you get this idea. It's about your squishiness.
You die far too quickly.
Aw, but I can't help it. I can't stay pretty if I get roughed up.
Well that's the point. I'll have to replace you as my lieutenant?
Awwww. But why?
Because I need somebody who can actually survive out there to give cou guys commands when I'm not around.
So you're not going to fight?
Not for the next battle, no. You guys need tehe Exp and I'd only hog it all.
So who will take my place them?
Good question. You and Zomph are soft 'n crunchy. Simmura, Gandor and Bob aren't fighters. Hammer and Nevyn... no. As for Happerry, she's still new.
Who?
She's our newest recruit.
...
She doesn't talk much.
Now I get it! You're dumping me for another girl! Whaaahh!
The heck?
...
I don't know if I should be glad or disappointed that I'm the most sane person around...


Okay Hex, what's the situation out there?
Well there's a bunch of boxes... but nothing else so far.
Are there snakes inside?
What?

_{To be fair, he never specified what kind of boxes they were.}

Nothing. Listen, I'll stop talking now, or else people reading this will only get confused.
What do you mean confused? There's only the two of us.

As usual, the fight starts with a grand scale literary orbital bombardment, which is really just a fancy way of saying "dropped a libryry on them".
Happerry makes herself instantly useful by rendering a box unconscious. No idea how that physiologically works.
Wow, how did you do that? Are you a Klingon or something?
...a secret.

_{New Guy feels like (s)he somehow has to impress them, so (s)he starts floating in midair like it's nothing.}

Get down there!
But it's sooo coool up here~
Duh, you're an ice witch. Stop taunting gravity before you get hurt.

Hex' report is interrupted an extension later.

_{According to the others they released a sleep spell that euthanised everything on the field.
Anaesthecised actually. Euthanasia is killing people.
Whatever.}

It picks up at a later point when, in his words, suddenly, vegetables.

_{Artist's rendition of what happened.}

Nevyn deals with the situation in his own way.

_{He has cat nipz. We really need to talk about that.}

In the end there's only a pumpkinman armed with some corn left. Bob steals it from him just for kicks.

EEEEEEE YOU NO TAKE CARROT

Are vegetables really that good an option for weapons? Because picking up an enraged carrot doesn't strike as all that smart for me.
But then again, pumpkins have no brains...

...

What happened after Happerry stunned the thing has been explained to me as being a "Super Salad Soup Suplex" on Hammer's part, killing the pumpkin instantly. I don't know if they're pulling my leg or not.

Plan "Don't hog everybody's exp" was a huge success, so I join the next battle.

_{Oh look. Green mages. Chromaticists.}

I let NG and Zomph take out their counterparts and deal with the other two.

_{The next part of the map rocks. And yes, that's a witch with an axe. Scary.}

Killing the magician reveals a glacier with a couple wood golems on it. Neat, but I have spotted a hidden area in the opposite direction. One OB rock later there's a huge disappointment.

_{More than ten units and only 56 points? Barely worth it. Of course easy exp is always good so meh.}

Not much to say there really. A turn later a hut appears in the middle of the trailing group and the fighter residing within is quickly killed. One of the other enemies is a healer and the soldiers are incapable of harming my fighters. Heads, meet curb.


New class unlocked:

Spoiler: Surprise Box (click to show/hide)

HP: 12
SP: 18
Atk: 17
Def: 32
Int: 11
Res:33
Tec: 16

Skills:
-Morningstar
-Hammer
-Shovel
-Box
-Def+1
-Res+1
-Money+10%

Classes upgraded:
-F. Fighter
-Pickpocket

[Frumple]

Neat. Carrot appears to both be somewhat shorter than humans and carrying a spear almost three times its height.

I can't help but wonder if that's somehow an expression of... envy, despite not being equipped in such a manner,* or if that possiblity is voided by th'fact that a giant carrot is basically a walking euphemism already. It's a question worth pondering, in any case.

Artists rendition awesome, rest is nice, too. *Waits for next installment*

*I... guess? I suppose being giant magic carrot doesn't necessarily preclude the possibility of sexual reproduction of that sort, but y'know, vegetables tend to have somewhat differing methodologies.

[Happerry]

So what weapon did you give me? And yay! I'm in!

[Darvi]

Rapiers. Although don't expect this to be a thing.

[Neonivek]

I love rapiers. Even the way they did them here. (my Main unit used one)

Though Rapiers were the weapon that sort of made me realise how much weapon favortism there was.

Look at the Sword movelist then look at the Rapier.

[Darvi]

Rapiers are incredible for crowd control though.

Also swords are reserved for myself and if you want to use them you'll have to take 'em from my cold, dead hands.

[Neonivek]

Rapiers are incredible for crowd control though.

Also swords are reserved for myself and if you want to use them you'll have to take 'em from my cold, dead hands.

Psh if I had to take any weapon for myself it would be Guantlets.

Just to show how relentlessly awsome I was.

Either that or the Flaming Skull tank.

[Neyvn]

Does that include katana???

[Darvi]

Katana's are seperate. Gandor sells one, but you'll only get one at the cost of terrible Catana puns.

[EuchreJack]

Katana's are seperate. Gandor sells one, but you'll only get one at the cost of terrible Catana puns.

A plan with no downsides!