This is the new netherworld, huh? ...Not so bad.
I've been waiting for you, Zetta!
You!
He comes off like a know-it-all brat, but he is actually an Overlord.
Heh, but even after 20846 assassins and 6413 meaningless wars, he still hasn't taken me down...
Oh hey, it's the obligatory underappreciated wannabe-rival who gets his ass kicked until he starts helping out the protaginist!What's up, Alex?
Spare the "what's up" crap. I'm here to end you!
Not this again... how many times do I have to kick your sorry ass?
Shut up! We're tied, and you know it! ...And this time, you're going down!
Go home, kid. You can't win. I'm the strongest freaking Overlord you'll ever piss off.
Drinking game time! Anytime he calls himself a freakin' Overlord, take a sip. Two if he uses the word "badass".The strongest? What're you gonna do, bookworm? Give me a paper cut?
Hya... Hyaaha ha ha ha! Like I haven't heard the book jokes like a thousand times already.
New rule. Take a sip once he starts laughing.You want some wrath, little boy? Then keep on talking... I'm doin' just fine in the literary world.
You're full of it! There's no way you have that much power; you're a freaking book!
Hyaaha ha ha ha! I didn't expect you to understand. I'm Lord Zetta, one bad-ass Overlord!
*takes three sips*What the--!? I can't move!
Aha...Haa! Hahahaha! You idiot! Who's the Overlord now, bitch!?
If your mana power's so great, why can't you get up, huh?
Ahaahahahaha! This is hilarious! What woudl your disciple say if she saw you like this?
I don't have a disciple! She's dead to me!
Ohhh, how cold hearted, Master Zetta. Salome would cry if she heard you say that.
Wait, so she's not his ex? Welp.Shut up! It's none of your business, anyway!
I suppose that's true... Should we continue our business, then?
Forget it, I don't need to prove anything. Even these guys could waste you at this point...
Ahaahahahaha! Hope they don't break your... spine! Ha ha ha!
Awwww I want one! KITTEH! x3 Damn bastard... You'll pay for this! But first... I gotta...
...get up.
The first thing I notice is one of the enemies on the field.
How the fuck am I supposed to kill that? If you don't know it already, Ungoliant is an arachnid Eldritch Abomination from the Tolkien lore that teamed up with Morgoth to terrorise Valinor and destroy/eat the two legendary trees. Eventually she decided that she still was still hungry and tried to eat the master of Evil himself.
So, uh, she's fucking dangerous.
Wait, didn't Morgoth chase her off with a spear-stab or something?
Well whaddya know, it worked. I let the Level 3's take care of the rest and focus my attention on the hut on the other side of the map.
Unfortunately the lack of orifices means also a lack of damage from probes. *image missing due to saving fuck-uppery*
What the hell are those things?
Apparently, those are Bomber Heads. Wait...
This map is a homage to the Samurai Pizza Cats!
I blow up the hut and move on.
I don't even know how Alex gets those weirdoes.
Killing the cat reveals another area with a bunch of humanoids, but there's nothing of value over there so I sacrifice half our units to retrieve that rock (It's a pretty nice rock).
New classes unlocked:
HP: 16
SP: 30
Atk: 28
Def: 11
Int: 12
Res 15
Tec: 19
Skills:
-Katana
-Morning Star
-Nunchaku
-Fishing Pole*
-Sp+1
-Atk+1
-Move+2
_Nyaaaa!
Hp: 26
SP: 28
Atk: 16
Def: 12
Int: 15
Res: 12
Tec: 28
Skills:
-Gatling Gun
-Bazooka
-Flame Thrower
-Bomb*
-Hp+1
-SP+1
-Tec+1