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Washcloth

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A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« on: April 08, 2012, 12:45:51 pm »

A complete covering of Fire imp leather and a full suit of Steel Armour over top. The wiki says these are both Magma proof, and i am wondering if i could equip a dorf with such things, and then dump em in the magma (alive) and have him do sweet shit dorf like things on the bottom of a volcano, Will this work?

I assume it would protect  againts Dragon fire, but i am no raw expert so i am only basing this on a guess. Magma seems as if it would slow roast the dorf in the suit. I dunno.
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 12:50:22 pm »

The suit is fireproof, but the dwarf isn't. Urist McLavadiver would be roasted alive - and fast, too. Plus, at the bottom of a volcano is semi-molten rock. Semi-molten rock eats (more or less) anything that's placed on top of it instantly. Your dwarf and suit would be gone before they could even move a tile.

In short, go for it. Losing is Fun.
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 12:52:24 pm »

Even if the dwarf could survive in the magma, which they can't, how would you expect them to... I dunno, breathe?
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 12:53:10 pm »

They can swim! :D
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2012, 12:56:08 pm »

Well then what if i made a 3/7 deep pool of magma and walked a dorf through it with the suit on?
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2012, 12:56:47 pm »

The suit wouldn't even cover the entire Dwarf. You want magma swimming?

Get a fat cooker.

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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 12:57:25 pm »

In all liklihood, his fat would melt off, and the fat would catch fire.

If he stayed in it too long, he would die from the heat.
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2012, 12:57:31 pm »

Well then what if i made a 3/7 deep pool of magma and walked a dorf through it with the suit on?

Assuming you could even get the dwarf into the magma?

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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2012, 01:01:15 pm »

In all liklihood, his fat would melt off, and the fat would catch fire.
I thought Toady changed this?
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2012, 01:01:50 pm »

Bah hum-duck
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2012, 01:02:33 pm »

I'm imagining an insulated nether cap diving suit, but I'm not actually sure that's moddable.
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2012, 01:02:54 pm »

In all liklihood, his fat would melt off, and the fat would catch fire.
I thought Toady changed this?

He did?  Shows how long it's been since I perfomed magma tank science!
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2012, 01:07:44 pm »

For the sake of argument I just tested the whole thing in the arena.

Guess what?

Death.
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2012, 01:18:51 pm »

For the sake of argument I just tested the whole thing in the arena.

Guess what?

Death.

But the important question is: Was it a SLOWER MORE PAINFUL death?
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Re: A suit made of !!SCIENCE!!
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2012, 01:50:17 pm »

But the important question is: Was it a SLOWER MORE PAINFUL death?

Unfortunately not, it was all over rather quick, quite disappointing.
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